Kim Kardashian: Future Tomb Raider Star?

[Kukakkau]

Ahahaaha .....no

She is not a Lara Croft in the slightest and guessing she can't act to save herself either.

Stick to Allison Carrol - you know the person who fits the role so well she IS the Lara Croft at all the games conventions etc

EDIT: forgot to mention how does someone with Arabic (?) overtones intend to pass off as an English character?

 

[Your Nightmare]

Oh god no..this is just like the spider-man reboot all over again ):

I was perfectly happy to see a Spiderman 4, but nooo

Also, I would much prefer Alison Carroll to play her if they do a reboot

 

[dragonslayer32]

has anyone seen disaster movie? if you have, you will know that kim kardashian cant act. how is she going to pull off an english accent? this is going to suck (although jolie cant be much better)

 

[Delusibeta]

If there's a rule of thumb more reliable than "Video games based on movies suck", it's "Movies based on video games suck".

 

[HarmanSmith]

Wait... Kim Kardashian trying to speak with a British accent and portray a famous video game character?

God damnit, somebody's gonna have to fix this. Where's my shotgun?

 

[jamesworkshop]

I don't know much about her acting talents but Kim K in short shorts might be too tempting to pass up

 

[TheDoctor455]

Could they please stop it with all these reboots? And by what they mean by targeting a teen audience is that there just gonna show boobs instead of a plot.

Doesn't that pretty much describe everything even remotely related to the Tomb Raider series?

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

I thought the Tomb Raider games were only eye candy and crappy gameplay anyway.

So why is there so much damn fuss about them becoming eye candy and crappy acting?

 

[Treblaine]

"This will be something very different to Angelina's Lara. Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3-D and aimed at a teen audience."

I didn't even like Angelina's take on Lara... but this is somehow FAR worse. Kim Kardashian is more than just a bad actor, worse than a non-actor, she is COMPLETELY CHARMLESS!

 

[JaredXE]

3D......a Lara Croft 3D movie. Of course it's aimed at teens! Waste of money though, since if I want to fantasize about her naked I'll just watch her sex tape instead of shelling $12 for a movie ticket.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Does anyone even pick actresses that can actually ACT for things like this anymore? It may be a movie based on a videogame, but they could have tried to do something other than the generic guilty-pleasure movie pattern and the annoying cock-tease presentation which they think lures in the lowest common denominator.

 

[Darzen]

(sarcatic)wow she really Looks like Lara Croft.i bet she would be the perfect star for this movie.
(serious)I really can't stand her and i doubt she even knows who lara croft is.Honestly might as well let a cardboard box play the role. Besides she seems like the type who would throw a diva tantrum and cause the movie to be canceled

 

[Legion]

I assume that by "aimed at a teenage audience" they mean showing lot's of cleavage and getting herself caught in embarrassing situations involving nudity?

In all honesty, in every Tomb Raider game, I cared for the tits and ass. I am not going to lie, that was the main focus. I could care less if your actor skills were good or not.

While I was quite young when I played them and no doubt liked them for the same reasons. The phrase is I couldn't care less. If you can care less then you care a lot.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

In all honesty, in every Tomb Raider game, I cared for the tits and ass. I am not going to lie, that was the main focus. I could care less if your actor skills were good or not.

Thank you for speaking most of us males' inner voices. That's the honest truth with me and many more.

 

[superbatranger]

The only reason I know her is because I've seen her on the internet naked. I'll probably watch the movie if she gets naked in that in some tomb. ;D

Bow chicka bow wow.

Err, I mean, I'm sure her boobs can pull it off. Come on, just look at her. She has the...uhh...cleavage. Mmmm cleeeeavaaaaaaage *drools* Ah, sorry! I meant to say I have doubts about her cleavage, I mean acting skills. Yea her acting skills, not her boobie canyon.

Did I forget to mention her boobs?

 

[Mercurio128]

I cannot wait to hear her attempt an English accent.

Also, if the new film is aimed at a teenage audience, just who exactly were the previous films aimed at?

p.s. insert random 'I'd like to raid her tomb' joke here.

 

[Digikid]

No-one is ever gonna beat Alison Carroll

Spoiler

She even has the accent.

Not even CLOSE.

Angelina Jolie FTW. She has the attitude, looks and athletics. She is the PERFECT Tomb Raider.

 

[AnyJoe]

No! No no no!
But then again... Beewbs