King of the Hill

[quack35]

I apply excessive amounts of STRONG kung-fu.

MY HILL

 

[Portkins]

I unleash the righteous fury of what has come to be known as the Low Orbit Ion Cannon. The beam rends your flesh into many meaty particles which are quickly broomed away from the hill.

I claim the hill as my own and construct a Bunker of Stronglitude atop it.

 

[ntomlin63]

I use the rifle card from Bang! for greater range and snipe you.

My Hill!!!

 

[bad rider]

I dig the bottom of your hill out making it a mound, then make my own hill futher away.

MY HILL

 

[ntomlin63]

I unleash the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog upon you and after using the Holy Hand Grenade of St Antioch on it settle in on MY HILL!

 

[world_of_dragons]

If force you to listen to Jonas Bros. until you die.

MY HILL!!

 

[ntomlin63]

If force you to listen to Jonas Bros. until you die.

MY HILL!!

Thats just cruel

I call upon the elder god great C'Thulu and he devours you and the Jonas brothers before returning to Ridyah and I reclaim

My Hill!!!

 

[Lothae]

I summon the attention of Yog-Sothoth with many ululations & he consumes you, & having learned secrets great and deep I take possession of

MY HILL

 

[world_of_dragons]

I summon the attention of Yog-Sothoth with many ululations & he consumes you, & having learned secrets great and deep I take possession of

MY HILL

I summon freakin Kratos to pwn you to death.

MY HILL!

 

[shadowelancer]

I chain you up and make you watch The Matrix Reloaded

MY HILL!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I tie you up and throw you in a 1,000 gallon tank filled with pudding, from which you cannot escape.
MY FLIPPIN' HILL! YOU HEAR ME? MINE!!!

 

[shadowelancer]

I push you in front of a city bus.

MY HILL

 

[ShockValue]

I push you off a conveniently placed cliff. My hill

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I push you down the hill. MY HILL

 

[ShockValue]

I throw muffins at you until you leave. MY HILL.

 

[shadowelancer]

I throw Head Nuggets at you until you leave. MY HILL

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I play my trap card "Mirror Force," forcing you to watch the movie instead!

My Hill!

 

[CompanionCube]

I move the hill away from you with my herculean strength.

My hill

 

[KenzS]

I throw a Pony Jam t-shirt at the bottom of the hill.

My hill

 

[NeoAC]

I free the workers of a Chinese sweatshop, and they overwhelm you with their vast numbers.

我的希尔!