King of the Hill

[ntomlin63]

I airdrop 10,000 pounds of paper confetti thus inflicting the death of 100,000 papercuts upon you and retake

MY HILL!!!!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I graffiti your paper and make it into paper airplanes which fly over you and bomb you thus making it.

MY HILL

 

[PhoenixFire31]

I prepared Explosive Runes today....they go off!

MY HILL!

 

[ntomlin63]

I transport gulls across a staid lion for immoral porpoises.

My Hill!!

 

[PhoenixFire31]

I cast Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Intrusion! XD

MY HILL!

 

[doesthislookinfected]

I build a wall around your hill and wait until you starve to death. MY HILL!

 

[Voltaggia]

Heavy artillery. MY HILL!

 

[shadowelancer]

Nuclear air strike

MY HILL

 

[ShockValue]

I drop a hill on top of you. MY BIGGER HILL

 

[Voltaggia]

I take your hill with a surprise attack! MY HILL!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Nuclear air strike

MY HILL

Do you really want the hill after that?

I take your hill with a really obvious attack! So obvious you are caught by surprise! MY HILL!

 

[ShockValue]

I throw a truck filled with icecream at you. MY HILL

 

[Voltaggia]

I burninate the truck! MY HILL!

 

[P1p3s]

I permafoam your burnination - MY HILL

 

[prinxess]

You see my cute baby avatar at the end of the hill.
He snipes your head off

My Hill?

 

[bad rider]

Global warming kills everone, except for those of us in my underground bunker!

Your hill? I think not.

 

[shadowelancer]

I sick my rabid PS3 fanboy on you

MY HILL

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I throw an Xbox 360 over

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Your PS3 fanboy chases it, screaming and foaming at the mouth, leaving you helpless against my extendable boxing glove attack.

My hill, I feel.

 

[shadowelancer]

I break a canister of the t-virus creating a horde of zombies to kill you.

My zombie horde surrounds me on MY HILL

 

[Voltaggia]

CTHULHU FHTAGN!

My hill!