King of the Hill

[Spyalt]

I call down a tactical nuclear strike.

MY hill

 

[terribleyetfun]

I represent the office of shadowelancer I sue you for gimmick infringement and you have to pay him the hill in royalties but then I screw him over and kill him taking the hill in the process.

MY HILL

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

I release the Roadrunner onto the hill. Sure enough, Wil E Coyote follows. The usual shenanigans take place, during which you are crushed by an ACME 1000 Tonne weight.

MY SLIGHTLY FLATTENED HILL!

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

I hit you with a "kam-may-ha-may-hadouken"

My Hill

 

[scatmanfan]

I play caramelldansen so to make EVERYBODY in the world dance.

MY HILL

 

[scatmanfan]

I KILL MY CLONE. and then...I GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!!

MY FLYING HILL.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

I blow up the CHOPPA with a bazooka.

MY HILL

 

[ae86gamer]

Nuke your hill.

MY RADIOACTIVE HILL!!

 

[NeoAC]

I take over a much nicer, non-radioactive hill, and let you die of radiation poisoning.

MY HILL!

 

[terribleyetfun]

I release a biker gang onto your hill lowering property values the bank forecloses on you forcing you to leave I take over the hill purchasing the land.

MY HILL.

 

[Fablaam]

I call the SWAT team who arrest all the violent bikers.

MY HILL!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I scare everyone off by playing a James Blunt album.

My hill!

 

[ae86gamer]

I hire Rick Astley and you run from the moment you see him.

MY HILL!

 

[prinxess]

I tell you that your Rp needs an update and you run off to post one.

MY HILL! ^-^

 

[ae86gamer]

I tell you that everyone hasn't posted yet so I can't make an update. You run and tell everyone to post.

MY HILL!!

 

[prinxess]

I tell you that It's not my fault and you run off to punish DragonRabbit and others.

MY HILL! ^-^

 

[gamma526]

OBJECTION! that's not your hill
MY HILL!

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

I give Captain Falcon a Smash Ball. He uses it to ram you to Kingdom Com.

MY HILL

 

[shadowelancer]

I give Zero Suit Samus a smash ball. She destroys the hill and I build a new one

My New Hill

 

[gamma526]

i turn items off and you lose
MY HILL!