King of the Hill

[Saul B]

I cast flare

My hill

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

ARSON!!!
Go to new hill
MY HILL!

 

[Lord George]

I use the power of grayskull, keeey yahhh

My hill.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I gather all seven dragon balls and wish everyone away from my hill.
MY HILL

 

[MasterSqueak]

John Freeman.

My hill.

 

[jackanderson]

Super Mega Nuke Turbo HD Remix II

Now I'm king of the hill.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Katie price

MY HILL (for the first time)

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

HEy whats that! oh car TIME BOMB!!
BOOM!
My new hill!

 

[Lord George]

I choose you, RobotJesus. Kill all on the hill

My Hill

 

[MasterSqueak]

I choose you, 9000 Mudkipz!

My hill.

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

I use an army of grass type pokemon on your mudkipz.
MY PROBABLY SOON TO BE FLAMING HILL!

 

[ThreeWords]

I'm more real than you. In fact, compared to me, you don't even exist

MY HILL!

 

[Zayren]

My army of moles dug up the hill and brought it over to my house.

My hill.

 

[Tmurda5632]

I drop kick your face

MY HILL! (im the king of the castle and your all dirty rascals)

 

[MasterSqueak]

I play Fishman with Battle Rawr adding +2 strength and I sacrifice Roachbot and Ninjacow to summon King of the Fish Men who gets +1 to strength and defense because of my one Fishman. I also cast Wings of Flight on my KotFM to allow him to attack your HP directly, bringing you down to 3 HP. I activate Firesphere, destroying your Defensewall, and I finish you with Fishman. I get your ante of The Hill.

My hill, Magic: The Gathering style.

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

I flip the table over and all of your cards fall on the floor.
My hill.

 

[ShockValue]

I incinerate the hill.
My HILL!

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

I distract you with an injured kitten who is actually a spy.
My hill!

 

[Lord George]

I tell you the ultimate secret of the universe causing your head to explode. (its not 42).

My hill!!