Kratos gets a new weapon and you are the smith What will you make him?

[Wedlock49]

possibly a huge switch blade... make that angst just a little bit easier for him.

 

[Yossarian1507]

As someone else pointed out, I don't want to give anything to Kratos, because he would obviously kill me with it. So instead, I would tell him to bring me some rare kind of material, which could be found only in Mordor or something (kinda like 'Chronos's kidney stones' material as I like to call it, in God of War 3), and then GTFO the second he'll be out of my sight.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

This.

That is so awesome. where the hell do i get one?

 

[mexicola]

how about a weapon that kills him the moment he touches it

That would just be asking for it. We've all learned by now - death is but a minor annoyance to him and once he's back on his feet you'd be in a world of shit.

 

[psivamp]

how about a weapon that kills him the moment he touches it

Like the Wrath of the Life-Drinker from Locus?

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Athena's boobs.

So much carnage.

 

[psivamp]

The Possible Sword from The Scar by China Mieville. Created by a race that mined probabilities, the Possible Sword strikes in every possible way when switched on. It requires an imprecise method of wielding it to create a wider margin of possibilities.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

The Sword of Kahless. The Klingons killed all their Gods too so I suppose Kratos and Kahless would get on swimmingly.

<img height=300>http://www.treksinscifi.com/trekdaily/pictures/2008-03-20-Sword_Kahless.jpg

 

[HyperboleKitty]

A frakking gun. It will likely save Kratos alot of time.

 

[War Penguin]

Land Shark

A gun that shoots sharks and eats people. So what if it's from another game?
That would make Kratos more badass than he is.

 

[Beastialman]

Wolverine's claws.

I think that constitutes a /thread

 

[RanD00M]

I would give him THE DRAGONSLAYER!

http://www.animedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sword1.jpg

Seeing Kratos slay enemies with that would be LEGENDARY!

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

the power resided in him the whole time, yep, all he needs is the most powerful weapon of all...
HOPE!!

GAY.......Jokes! (Raises Ban-Shield)


OT: Tom Morellos guitar, Because that much Win is unimaginable.

 

[Omega V]

the Sword of a Thousand Truths, or maybe mjolinir(sp?)

or a weapon that divides by zero, thus sucking him and his enemy into a rift in space-time.

 

[IamQ]

This will be his new ranged weapon. He will use it as a boomerang, and force them to consume it.

 

[Flour]

Spoiler: He might have used these in GoW2 or GoW3 but I have not played those.

[http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Lightning_Claws]
Click the image for the 40k wiki article

 

[Atmos Duality]

The most deadly and feared weapon known to man:

***The Wet Towel***

To even mention that horrifying *SNAP!* is a war crime in any NATO country; it is a weapon considered to be more underhanded and dirty than any biological weapon; more inhumane than nerve gas and nuclear weaponry combined.

Perhaps its most terrifying trait is that it is easy to assemble and deploy nearly anywhere in the world; It can strike you when you least expect it!
Those who do not fear it have not yet felt its sting; they cannot understand why armies the world over pucker their butt-cheeks in horror at its very mention.

Truly, such a weapon would be fit for the god of war...for when fear grips your enemies' hearts, what is left to conquer?

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

A giant syringe, can shoot enemies full of air and make them explode, or suck out all their blood and internal organs.

A slingshot that shoots the Raptors from Jurassic Park.

An Invisible sword.. Kratos could kill things with just air, lol, he's Kratos for god sake.

A bazooka that shoots spitting cobras and black widow spiders at the same time.