Last one liner as you die?

[Queen Michael]

I commend my spirit to any God who can find it!

Nice Discworld reference, Mr Lipwig.

My new last words: "Oh! I just figured out the meaning of life! It is..." *shuts up* *dies*

 

[science girl]

I'm only a temp!

 

[User3041]

It would be something like "flying bananas cant talk, flying bananas cant talk, flying bananas cant talk, They only want you to beleive they can."

OR

"Your shoe is untied...." [other looks down] BOOM! headshot.

OR

"Giggity" [GULP]

EDIT: can anybody get the reference of the flying bananas?

 

[spinFX]

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!

This was the only reply I read in this thread. I will not read anything below it, as it is simply too perfect. End of thread.

 

[Living Contradiction]

Depends on the circumstance. If I'm confronting my killer: "Well, are you happy now?"

If I'm expiring in the presence of a friend/relative: "If I make it back, don't get scared."

If I'm all by my lonesome: "All right. Come on out, Death. Let's get on with it."

 

[Bolo Unit BRL of the Line]

"I'm coming Elizabeth!" Cookie for whoever gets the reference.

Ah, yes. Redd Fox as Fred Sanford of "Sandford and Son."

 

[berault]

"What you have are bullets, and a hope that when your guns are empty, i'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded"

 

[sircashews]

I AM BULLETPROOF!

or

BACK TO YOU, FFFFFFUCKERS!
(cookie for the reference)

Bruce Almighty
and
"Well....I'm boned"

 

[ManiacRaccoon]

"There's five bucks in my left pocket, whoever hits me in the eye with one of those bullets that are so soft they bounce around your skull can have it."

This will be especially funny because my eyes will then be closed while I laugh at their future misfortune, making it harder to make that shot, and because on the odd occasion I do keep anything in my left pocket, it's usually nothing but used kleenex I was too lazy to throw away, or a used handkerchief. Once they search my right pocket with their now snot-covered hands they will find my money, though almost certainly less than five dollars.

Then again, if I'm about to be shot by that many guys, it's probably because I have obtained their money somehow, and if I've done that and they have me surrounded, I will probably be clever enough to duck and thus gain the ability to laugh at their corpses neatly arranged in a circle around me.

 

[thatsnotchocolate]

bob saget ****** magnet

 

[Mannayz]

Depends on what I have at the time:

If I have absolutely no weapons with me, "Shit, I knew this was going to happen sooner or later."

If I have a shotgun, "Hey! You guys ain't zombies..."

If I have a very powerful explosive and a pair of sunglasses, "Looks like this party's about to start off *puts on sunglasses* with a bang. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!" And then the explosive goes off.

If I'm wearing a skirt, *Bends over* "QUICK! LOOK AT MY ASS!"

And finally, if I'm wearing an Anon mask, "Ten more will take my place!"

 

[Maddenfreak]

well, ive got several for that situation:
"ah phooy"
"shitsky"
"bugger"

 

[Socius]

"... Not again."

 

[Rewold]

Blood for the blood god!!!

Though cursing Zoidberg would be awesome. Why everyone hates him?

 

[Mordreich]

Frag out!

 

[bluefiresword]

I commend my spirit to any God who can find it!

Ninja'd

hmm, "DAMM IT BILLY, I SAID I HAD 5 ACES"

 

[PsionicFox]

"Who's the universe going to revolve around now?"

 

[Rkiver]

Tacitos!