Any Madden game past '05, and sports games in general
Madden '03 was made of win, you could say fuck you to the cap in salary, make yourself a super star, the music was good, the players recognizable and everything was easy to figure out. After '05 the music turned to radios, the micromanagement got ungodly confusing and you couldn't turn the cap off, nor could you make yourself. And if you COULD get yourself, you'd have to be the ONLY good player. Cutting half of your team because you're over cap or whatever is not fun, since I just want to play!
Fuck golf, soccer, hockey, baseball, basketball, and any other sports game that isn't Madden 2003, I tried Madden '10, I felt like I was let down, like I was invited into a new home to live and be happy, and to pay rent I needed to take out loans and sell my body to anything and everything that wanted to stick things inside me...I was not pleased at all