Leave the shop? Wait, no, stop!

[SnipErlite]

Basically an Irish guy got kicked out of an Irish pub for pretending to be Irish......I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that at first

That's an awesome line

OT: Nope, nothing

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

I've never so much as had security interact with me, let alone been asked to leave. But then I don't look suspicious or act like a jackass in public.

 

[Nickolai77]

In 2006 i was on a German exchange program, and me and and at least a dozen other English and German students were messing about in this shopping centre in Pforzheim playing with lego bricks. We were all just messing about, i myself was trying to make a really tall lego brick tower with some german lad...it fun times...until we got kicked out.

 

[Video Gone]

My friends and I got kicked out of a gym because they saw us leaving the KFC next door. *facpalm*. Do they want us to stay fat or something, and who puts a gym right next to a KFC.

What? What the hell kinda eason did they give for that?

OT: Thats what you get for being homo-sex-uals you damned Iraqi

What...
The fuck.
Are you talking about? When did I say I was from Iraq?! I'm gonna go check the rules and see if I can report you for racism or something like that, actually, because I really want to.

EDIT:
OK:

I'm pressing the big red button.

 

[Stoorm_]

I got booted out of a laser-tag place for pistol-whipping my sister for cheating...

This

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I got kicked out of Blockbusters for calling the manager a dumbass. Does that count?

This sounds interesting!
Why did you call him/her a dumbass?

It's Blockbuster. Does he really need a reason?

OT: I've never been kicked out of an establishment, though I once sat in HMV playing some horrible game - maybe the fact it was so bad meant I could get away with playing it for ages.

And yes, I played because it was hilariously bad; so much about it was funny.

What...
The fuck.
Are you talking about? When did I say I was from Iraq?! I'm gonna go check the rules and see if I can report you for racism or something like that, actually, because I really want to.

You realise he was making fun of the stereotype of extreme right-wing American patriotism right?

 

[Video Gone]

I got kicked out of Blockbusters for calling the manager a dumbass. Does that count?

This sounds interesting!
Why did you call him/her a dumbass?

It's Blockbuster. Does he really need a reason?

OT: I've never been kicked out of an establishment, though I once sat in HMV playing some horrible game - maybe the fact it was so bad meant I could get away with playing it for ages.

And yes, I played because it was hilariously bad; so much about it was funny.

What...
The fuck.
Are you talking about? When did I say I was from Iraq?! I'm gonna go check the rules and see if I can report you for racism or something like that, actually, because I really want to.

You realise he was making fun of the stereotype of extreme right-wing American patriotism right?

I don't normally read much into the politics of countries halfway across the world with an extremely large population of people promoting their country blindly with no reason.
For fuck's sake, there's even a protest group that wants to bring back George Bush.
Charlie Bird reporting for the win.

 

[PinkAngelKitty]

I got kicked out of Blockbusters for calling the manager a dumbass. Does that count?

To be fair, if he's working at Blockbuster, there's a good chance that he's a dumbass.

You know what? I worked at Blockbuster for a year. And let me just tell you something. You have to be a dumbass to be promoted. All the intelligent people are kept at the low rank position. So go ahead and insult management. But don't you DARE insult those cashiers because I guarantee you, they were there because they were smart. People always blame the cashier for blockbuster's backwards policy but it's honestly not our fault.

 

[DarkSaber]

OK, so here's something that happened to a friend of mine today and I that really got us thinking.
We walked into a petrol station to pick up some food for a super-invitational LAN party we're hosting tomorrow, and seeing some condoms behind the counter, (actually an extremely rare thing in Ireland, leastways around Ballincollig and that) my comrade-in-games said "Yeah, I need 20 packets of those please."
Joking around, another friend of mine, who happened to be in the shop at the time, said jokingly "What are you talking about, gay people don't need condoms!"
"Yeah they do, eejit, what do you think they..." and so on.
So the girl behind the counter says, obviously messing, "So what you get him for Valentine's day then?"
"One of those chocolate rabbit yokes."
*Counter person giggles a bit*
I say "Yeah, funny thing about that is it's actually true.", as we bought them for each other every year as a kind of in-joke, but that's a seperate story.
Girl behind the counter says "Lads, I'm gonna have to ask ye to sit over there now."
Me again, "Look, we just want to buy some food and drink, OK? I have it here."
"Sit over there or ye'll have to leave, lads."
*We walk over reluctantly.*
"Don't sit there at all, actually, just go."
"But-"
"Just get out, will ya!"

I mean, come on.
After a few minutes, when we'd gone into a different shop, I observed "But what if we actually were gay, y'know? That was just a stupid thing to do, kicking us out."

So, Escapists, have you ever been removed from an establishment for extremely stupid reasons?

Extremely stupid reasons? I'd have kicked you out of my shop for being dicks in a heartbeat.

 

[ForcastiaBluey]

I've never been thrown out of an establishment or followed by security or anything before, although considering that I'll wander aimlessly through big stores and talk and joke with myself, I'm kind of surprised no one's considered me suspicious.

 

[Kinguendo]

No, but a friend of mine got kicked out of college for being really drunk and attempting to tackle a guy much bigger than him.

 

[MetalDooley]

Got kicked out of a Department store once.Was shopping with my now ex girlfriend(well she was shopping I was just being bored).I'm standing there minding my own business while she's trying stuff on when something bangs into the back of my legs.I turn around and it's a woman pushing a buggy.So I stand there and wait for an apology and after about 30 seconds the woman basically orders me to get out of her way.I refuse and she goes and calls security who escort me from the premises.

So I got thrown out because some bint with a buggy wasn't looking where she was going

 

[ProtoChimp]

My friends and I got kicked out of a gym because they saw us leaving the KFC next door. *facpalm*. Do they want us to stay fat or something, and who puts a gym right next to a KFC.

What? What the hell kinda eason did they give for that?

OT: Thats what you get for being homo-sex-uals you damned Iraqi

What...
The fuck.
Are you talking about? When did I say I was from Iraq?! I'm gonna go check the rules and see if I can report you for racism or something like that, actually, because I really want to.

EDIT:
OK:

I'm pressing the big red button.

Dude I don't think you should report him, he was just trying to be funny.

 

[Gadzooks]

Ahhh I have countless tales of getting kicked out of clubs for no reason, but I guess most people do too. People try start a fight by pushing or hitting me/my friends, then the bouncer comes over and kicks us out, but not the other guy... Even when I don't fight back.

Sorry I head-butted that guys fist, sir, I'm just a misfit youth.

 

[Mantonio]

I once got asked to leave Subway, for eating a chocolate bar I'd purchased off the premises.

I went outside, ate it right infront of the window, then walked back in. It's not their rules, and they know it.

 

[Total LOLige]

Well nothing like this has happened to me but I know a funny story.

I was stood in the queue at KFC, a drunk guy walks in and says do you sell fag papers.
The person at the counter replies no,this is kfc.
The drunk man shouts shut up you fucking ***** and the foods shit any way.
He leaves, as he is leaving the woman at the counter shouts what did you expect thius is KFC.

 

[Video Gone]

Snipping my own post because someone else wouldn't for the win.

Extremely stupid reasons? I'd have kicked you out of my shop for being dicks in a heartbeat.

OK firstly, SNIP.
Secondly, how? No need of kicking us all out, was there? Or, indeed, any of us. We did as we were asked, anyway, after she attempted to get us to leave first, when she could have said "quiet down", or ignored our minimally disruptive behaviour, which must have really ruffled the only other person in the shop, the invisible man.

JUSTIFYING INSTANT REPLAY!

"Sit over there or ye'll have to leave, lads."
*We walk over reluctantly.*
"Don't sit there at all, actually, just go."
"But-"
"Just get out, will ya!"

 

[Burningsok]

not that i can remember.

maybe she knew you were fooling around and she found it very offensive, or she hates gays. idk.