Let us talk politics
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Ah thank you for the offer...I'll smoke a bit of my own first. *she takes a small elegant pipe (clearly designed for a lady), and lights it. The smoke is quite sweet, with hints of vanilla.
Ah now...train a monkey to rule America, interesting thought...but who knows; maybe what is sitting in that white house is a monkey already? Do not underestimate the people there when it comes to changing looks- just look at their movies!
I think the masses there need some more...education. You can not deny that a fair share of them stems from our blood...maybe not the best of types who went over there, but still. We could imagine they should show a hint...a sliver of well...
You need not worry about the masses choosing and trying to get what they want that way. Which politician does what he promises these days...or even older days! *giggles* It's still the elite versus the big masses. If you look at that way, elections are quite a great thing. They keep the masses calm because they think they have influence, but all those leaders still do what they want to do themselves anyways. They do not listen to voices of the people, they listen to jingle of coin...
I suddenly start to suspect they got some of our sense after all. Using a monkey to keep the masses calm or to act as a target of their anger, to suppress riots and all...and if he doesn't do well, throw him out and replace him...Now, that ain't a bad scheme.
Ah now...train a monkey to rule America, interesting thought...but who knows; maybe what is sitting in that white house is a monkey already? Do not underestimate the people there when it comes to changing looks- just look at their movies!
I think the masses there need some more...education. You can not deny that a fair share of them stems from our blood...maybe not the best of types who went over there, but still. We could imagine they should show a hint...a sliver of well...
You need not worry about the masses choosing and trying to get what they want that way. Which politician does what he promises these days...or even older days! *giggles* It's still the elite versus the big masses. If you look at that way, elections are quite a great thing. They keep the masses calm because they think they have influence, but all those leaders still do what they want to do themselves anyways. They do not listen to voices of the people, they listen to jingle of coin...
I suddenly start to suspect they got some of our sense after all. Using a monkey to keep the masses calm or to act as a target of their anger, to suppress riots and all...and if he doesn't do well, throw him out and replace him...Now, that ain't a bad scheme.
*Fires at the chandelier*
Great scot, that things fast! *Fires into the lawn. A brief scream is heard, before a cry od 'Joseph, NOOOO!!!' as the wife of the commoner realises the death of her husband.*
Got the bugger! Now, where were we? Oh yes, elections. Well, in all frankness I must disagree with you, my good lady. I simply feel that the sheer vulgarity of election... excuse me for a moment *Walks to window*. Silence commoner! *Shoots the vulgar tart*. Anyway, my dear lady, the simple fact is that elections give the paupers and wretches on out streets the vague idea that they are somehow IN CHARGE of the entire process. Which we all know is the biggest load of Hootananny known to man- politicians will chase money like Fenexius chases skirts.
Great scot, that things fast! *Fires into the lawn. A brief scream is heard, before a cry od 'Joseph, NOOOO!!!' as the wife of the commoner realises the death of her husband.*
Got the bugger! Now, where were we? Oh yes, elections. Well, in all frankness I must disagree with you, my good lady. I simply feel that the sheer vulgarity of election... excuse me for a moment *Walks to window*. Silence commoner! *Shoots the vulgar tart*. Anyway, my dear lady, the simple fact is that elections give the paupers and wretches on out streets the vague idea that they are somehow IN CHARGE of the entire process. Which we all know is the biggest load of Hootananny known to man- politicians will chase money like Fenexius chases skirts.
Yes, but my good sir Fondant, that is the brilliant part of it. Because they think they are in control, they won't rise to defy their leaders. Well, generally that is.
And of course its vulgar. What do monkeys do really well? Fling their own feces at each other. It is a monkey show for dumb masses, and they eat it like pie.
And of course its vulgar. What do monkeys do really well? Fling their own feces at each other. It is a monkey show for dumb masses, and they eat it like pie.
Sir Fondant, may I inquire upon how much brandy you have consumed within the hour?
I must agree, despite the fact that we the populous of the Americas vote, oftentimes I wonder if it is such a good idea to put power into the masses of those who may be uninformed...
And on a slightly unrelated note, what I think America needs is a news program that will balance out the left leaningness of fox news.
I must agree, despite the fact that we the populous of the Americas vote, oftentimes I wonder if it is such a good idea to put power into the masses of those who may be uninformed...
And on a slightly unrelated note, what I think America needs is a news program that will balance out the left leaningness of fox news.
KhediveRex stammers back into consciousness lying in the fetal position in a dark corner of the room drooling down the front of his fine silk smoking jacket
I say, a monkey for president? Pip pip, what a jolly good idea! At the very least a monkey could be trusted to have more economic sense than the current American regime. Twenty gourmet banana splits a day would be far less expensive than that war in the Middle East.
And really what a childish war in the first place. When we Britons were in power we knew how to hold real wars! Ah... India, Afghanistan, The States those were the days! The wars they hold nowadays are all poppycock.
Anyway, a monkey for president is a very sound idea but I must wonder what would become of his cabinet. Secretary of Defense, a mongoose (truly incomparable animals if you've seen them in action. Show those cobra ruffians what for!) Secretary of Transportation, a hippopotamus. I can see it now. Eight years of finally leaving well enough alone!
Wilson! Come help me out of this corner! I can't feel my legs!
I say, a monkey for president? Pip pip, what a jolly good idea! At the very least a monkey could be trusted to have more economic sense than the current American regime. Twenty gourmet banana splits a day would be far less expensive than that war in the Middle East.
And really what a childish war in the first place. When we Britons were in power we knew how to hold real wars! Ah... India, Afghanistan, The States those were the days! The wars they hold nowadays are all poppycock.
Anyway, a monkey for president is a very sound idea but I must wonder what would become of his cabinet. Secretary of Defense, a mongoose (truly incomparable animals if you've seen them in action. Show those cobra ruffians what for!) Secretary of Transportation, a hippopotamus. I can see it now. Eight years of finally leaving well enough alone!
Wilson! Come help me out of this corner! I can't feel my legs!
Since 'competence' became a requirement.RetiarySword said:
Anywho, I must say that my issue with the dear lady's proposal is that it will cause the dissent in the local population- dissent that can be much more easily solved by killing, whipping and terrorising the menfolk and exersisng out 'Droc de'Segniur' amongst their women. Capital idea, I should think!
I say old boys, how about this proposal for us Brits:
Recently dear old Maggie's son has been defending the Empire in Central Africa by launched a coup d'etat against tyrannous government 4,047. Of course the poor bloke failed, but maybe we need someone like that in our country; to add a bit of bite back to our government! I don't think the Tories would approve of his tactics, though!
Recently dear old Maggie's son has been defending the Empire in Central Africa by launched a coup d'etat against tyrannous government 4,047. Of course the poor bloke failed, but maybe we need someone like that in our country; to add a bit of bite back to our government! I don't think the Tories would approve of his tactics, though!
Which I judge highly unlikely. Even Lucifer himself has limitations.j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Anyway, why are we talking about that ghastly old transvestite? Surely we have better Tories around. Not that chinless Cameron chap- I do declare, I thought that bounder Blair was slimy, but he really does take the biscuit. And the silverware too, if I know my 'modern' Tories. Atrocious chaps- seem to want to hand the reigns of power over to tradesmen and ne'er-do-wells. Not like that young Churchill chap. Splendid fellow I should say- just came back from a stint in the South African colonies and all- marvellous fellow.
WHAT! *Fires elephant rifle at PatientGrasshopper*
Constitui...consti-Good Lord, you vile pleb, what are you saying? That you want to....get rid of the monarchy! Great Scott, you vile fellow, how dare you say that about our good King George!
*Sets fire to a chair and throws it at Grasshopper*
*Realises everybody had left the club.*
Oh, where is everyone?
Constitui...consti-Good Lord, you vile pleb, what are you saying? That you want to....get rid of the monarchy! Great Scott, you vile fellow, how dare you say that about our good King George!
*Sets fire to a chair and throws it at Grasshopper*
*Realises everybody had left the club.*
Oh, where is everyone?
I mean that I believe we should go back to the intent of the Constitution, something most politicians now a days forget about, I mean if you want a good idae what Constitutionalists believe think Ron Paul. Also check this out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_Party_(United_States)Fondant said:
However where it says they don't beleive in Free trade, not all believe that I think we should have free trade as long as we don't lose domestic production like we have.PatientGrasshopper said:
I wasn't aware that the best politicians were the British in the Victorian era. *steals some one's monocle and handlebar mustache then puts on a black coat*Ha ha, I, dastardly do-bad, will ruin this thread and bring trouble to all the ridiculously British participants*twirls mustache**goes off to do some candy from children*