Let's have a GENDER WAR!

[Marcus Kehoe]

If it was a real war it would be many year's.

In fighting men would ultimately win because they are naturally stronger and while woman with training may be an even fight an un-experienced man has advantage over an un-experienced woman on average.

But if it comes to a war that requires replenishment woman win, they only need a few men to impregnate many woman. So if 3 guys get captured that could be potentially hundreds of babies while with men if 3 woman get captured you got 3 babies.

 

[Aprilgold]

Nobody wins, face it, we need women and men to reproduce. A war usually ends with lesser or no other opponent left, so either all the men get slaughtered or all the women get slaughtered.

Its also a blank slate fight, from what I've seen, woman have equal strength now in days then they did back a long time ago. I'm trying to be objective here, but I don't see a winner where they die slightly after.

What I actually think it would be is a thirty minute gun fight on the street then police tazer everyone shooting and arrest them asses for endangerment themselves and the public.

If there was a real war the best way to seduce chicks would be to wear speedos, then to seduce men would be to wear bikinis. Of course you'd make any captured prisoners of the opposite gender wear speedos and / or bikinis in order to seduce the more attracted to the same sex into the delusional state.[small][small] Of course I wouldn't mind being around a bunch of men in speedos at all.[/small][/small]

THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!

 

[Durgiun]

Put women together in a single place, eventually their PMS whatevers will line up together and all Hell breaks loose. Whether this would lead to infighting or the nuking of the whole planet, I have no clue.

Guys on the other hand, they would most likely go with the ''ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK'' strategy. So that's not a good thing either.

In a gender war, both sides would end up fucked.

 

[Durgiun]

If it was a real war it would be many year's.

In fighting men would ultimately win because they are naturally stronger and while woman with training may be an even fight an un-experienced man has advantage over an un-experienced woman on average.

But if it comes to a war that requires replenishment woman win, they only need a few men to impregnate many woman. So if 3 guys get captured that could be potentially hundreds of babies while with men if 3 woman get captured you got 3 babies.

Have you ever heard of cyanide tablets? And remote control bombs? And castration?

 

[tthor]

We can pee standing up.

You can't begin to comprehend just how jealous women are of that amazing ability.

Women can pee standing up; it's just very hard to get it into the actual bowl.

The same problem a lot of men have as well, the inability to aim.

With childbirth i say women win.

kinda this. We men may be generally stronger and faster, but women can create little tiny clones of themselves. So while our troops are dwindling, they will be growing brand new troops, (probably having to resort to using prisoners of war to make children; the happiest god damn prisoners in the history of war. Hell, thats another problem, just think of how many men will desert and surrender just to get in the women's camp? we're doomed!)

 

[Naeras]

Why is Cosmopolitan encouraging their (female) audience to poison, steal from, physically hurt and emotionally harass partners they for some reason suspect might be hiding something from them? [http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html]

WHY CANT MEN DO THIS AS WELL
FUCK THE FEMINISTS
RAGE

 

[solemnwar]

Why is Cosmopolitan encouraging their (female) audience to poison, steal from, physically hurt and emotionally harass partners they for some reason suspect might be hiding something from them? [http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html]

WHY CANT MEN DO THIS AS WELL
FUCK THE FEMINISTS
RAGE

I'm a woman and this terrifies me ;_;

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I just ran out and punched 4 girls(?) walking around campus in the dark.

If we all could keep our K/Ds this good, the war will be over in no time

 

[game-lover]

In all "seriousness" I have seen this fictitious gender war in anime form, and it is called Dragonaut Vandread herp derp.... This anime essentially has the perfect world set up for a gender war, where the men and women live on opposite planets and are at perma-war with each other. Yes, the anime's primary message throughout the anime is how men and women need each other and are much better together than apart, but that is beside the point!

Ha... I know that anime. You should also see this other one called "I My Me, Strawberry Eggs." It's a Shoujo but the premise is this school that's got this horribly sexist woman as the principal who is slowly but surely trying to weed the male students out to make it an all girls school. And this guy has to dress as a female in order to get hired because they really hate men.


But yeah... I love this thread. It amuses me. I wish I could add something. I guess I'll just cheer for the ladies.

 

[Naeras]

Why is Cosmopolitan encouraging their (female) audience to poison, steal from, physically hurt and emotionally harass partners they for some reason suspect might be hiding something from them? [http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html]

WHY CANT MEN DO THIS AS WELL
FUCK THE FEMINISTS
RAGE

I'm a woman and this terrifies me ;_;

What makes that thing article even better is that "if he does (insert something that's almost always harmless here) he's hiding something. Now put poop-powder in his food, steal his TV and fuck his best friend, that'll show him not to act like a human being instead of simply the dumb, easy-to-figure-out cliché Cosmo and rom-coms claim all men are".

Thankfully that stuff doesn't tell us shit about women, it just tells us that Cosmo (and probably a lot of its readers) are shit. It can fuel some misogynist fires in a joke thread like this, however
SO, ALL YE MANLY MANS, RISE UP AND COMMIT DOMESTIC ABUSE KTHXBAI

captcha: dust up
..chili dust? :<

 

[Carbonyl]

Oh come now, you don't have to kill off the other gender!


You just need to sedate them.

 

[Carbonyl]

Why is Cosmopolitan encouraging their (female) audience to poison, steal from, physically hurt and emotionally harass partners they for some reason suspect might be hiding something from them? [http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html]

WHY CANT MEN DO THIS AS WELL
FUCK THE FEMINISTS
RAGE

Cosmo, and all other "women's" magazines do a disservice to all genders, and it's not feminists who preach that. The magazine writers are just fucked-up people, and much of the populace is insecure and thus, gullible.

 

[Naeras]

Cosmo, and all other "women's" magazines do a disservice to all genders, and it's not feminists who preach that. The magazine writers are just fucked-up people, and much of the populace is insecure and thus, gullible.

Scroll two posts up from the one I'm quoting now. ^^

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

all we need to do is take hostage a few women take their egg and then fertilize them and genetically enhance some super men to do our bidding

 

[Jewrean]

A game from the 90's called Gender Wars. Play as Male or Female. Run missions such as destroying weapons caches, raiding for prisoners for artificial insemination, or just go on a killing spree in a tank.

What's hilarious though is that this video points out one of the games biggest flaws. Traversing it's elevators.

 

[Carbonyl]

Cosmo, and all other "women's" magazines do a disservice to all genders, and it's not feminists who preach that. The magazine writers are just fucked-up people, and much of the populace is insecure and thus, gullible.

Scroll two posts up from the one I'm quoting now. ^^

Thank you for reminding me to stop being serious! Oi, me, that was a close one.

I'll get back to work on my bra-based siege weapon designs.




Honestly though, I really take issue with women's magazines, they make me angry.

 

[II Scarecrow II]

sERIOUSLY, i DON'T KNOW A SINGLE GUY THAT CAN DO A BARBECUE WITHOUT POISONING EVERYONE.

I know heaps of guys who can make an awesome barbecue.

Then again, I do live in Australia.

QFFT MATE!! I don't know any guy that can FAIL a barbecue, my 14 year old brother included. Aussies just have a knack for being awesome

 

[SlaveNumber23]

Reminds me of the book 'The knife of never letting go', awesome book. Anyway back on topic, men will win easily, all that firearms training from playing all those shooters will pay off. The Starcraft players can command the army of men.

 

[Zorg Machine]

I think males would probably win if it came to outright war, as on average we are stronger & more likely to be into sports than women, also we'd have most members of the military. If it came to a cold war though, I've no doubt women would win by espionage.

We need women to make more men though, also the male genetic code is starting to break, you know the Y chromosome is smaller and has less genetic detail I think.

As it turns out, that is bullshit. While the x chromosome is bigger than it originally was and the y chromosome is smaller than it originally was, they haven't changed for thousands of years. It was a one time mutation way back.

OT: While women would have the upper hand in espionage (more persuasiveness and stuff) it would still be pretty damn easy to identify them and arrest them so I don't think that would work very well. Men would win due to the large weapon advantage that we have but if the women defended themselves for long enough we would all die out anyway.

So really, it's a dare battle. Who can hold out long enough without caving to save our race...so it will probably end with a mutually beneficial agreement slightly favoring the women in a way that us men don't notice until it's too late.

 

[Naeras]

Thank you for reminding me to stop being serious! Oi, me, that was a close one.

I'll get back to work on my bra-based siege weapon designs.




Honestly though, I really take issue with women's magazines, they make me angry.

Thank you, now my computer screen and keyboard is full of coffee due to laughing.

Also women's magazines are stupid, and thankfully most women I know tend to agree on that. My girlfriend wondered how the writers of this shit hadn't been put in an asylum already, before (jokingly) claiming I was cheating because I was sitting weird.

I should also go back to working on my dumbbells with integrated hand grenades and boxing gloves, while I'm at it.