Make a wish, grant a wish. (an evil wish)

[DougNotDougie]

I see that the original instructions were unclear , so let me explain.
You read the previous persons wish and then you tell them how the genie grants their wish(twist it so it is something no one would want instead), then after you do that, you have to make a wish. then com back to see how your wish was granted, and wish again.

Ex.

I wish i had a million dollars!

you now have a million dollars, too bad your going to jail for robbing a bank.

not that good but i know you can do better
EX.
!then after that make a wish and see what it becomes!

my wish


I wish i could fly!

 

[the Tadman]

[sup]This was done a month ago i reckon? But it got locked for some unexplained reason.[/sup]

Granted, but only when you jump of a skyscraper and only for 2 seconds.

I wish that damned neighbour would move!

 

[mrsertich]

Granted, but it's to your house!

I wish for world conquest by me.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Granted, buy your oppressive goverment causes the general populace to uprise and kill you.

I wish I could put weight onto my knee without pain.

 

[Birras]

Granted. You cannot feel pain in your knee. Or anywhere else in your body. Because you are dead.

I wish for a single sheet of extra glossy 8.5x11" paper, that is blank. The paper is to be made of tree pulp, and is not be in anyway possessed by Satan, a demon, or any shit like that.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Granted. You cannot feel pain in your knee. Or anywhere else in your body. Because you are dead.

I wish for a single sheet of extra glossy 8.5x11" paper, that is blank. The paper is to be made of tree pulp, and is not be in anyway possessed by Satan, a demon, or any shit like that.

Granted, but because you sleep with it at night, when it catches fire you die.

I wish for world peace!

 

[Birras]

Granted, but since humanity rid itself of weapons, aliens come down and enslave/kill us because they invented weapons with a 100% crit chance.

I wish I could figure out why kids love the taste on Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

 

[Berethond]

Granted. But it is all you can eat. Forever.

I wish someone would just love me.

 

[Halfbreed13]

Granted. But it is rosie odonnel.

I WANT A PUPPY

 

[Birras]

Granted. Did I mention that it is the half-decayed corpse of a puppy?

I wish I had no wish.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Damn paradox...

I wish I could stay full without eating.

 

[the Tadman]

Granted, but you still die of starvation, you just don't notice it.

I wish Micheal Jackson was still alive.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Granted, but you're now his next victim.

I wish for a million more wishes.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish I could beat Metric Monkey's post count again.

 

[Birras]

Granted, but you are perma-banned for the greatest show of post spamming Escapia has ever seen.

I wish I had a jar of mayonaise to throw at random people in the street.

 

[Broady Brio]

Granted, but they gang up and beat you up.

I wish for for a new pair of shoes.

 

[ravensshade]

isn't this just corrupt a wish?

granted but they bite your feet off

i wish for a pair of gloves

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Granted, but they're full of spikes and explode after they lacerate you.

I wish for a copy of Chapterhouse: Dune that doesn't have a eye-bleedingly small text.

 

[Broady Brio]

Granted, but the book is possessed by a evil demon.

I wish to be a billionaire.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Granted, buy you get assassinated shorty after your rise to fame.

I wish I had friends.