Make up a Grenade.

[Calatar]

The Kitty Nade, you throw it, then it fills the target area with such cute adorable kittens, they lay down their arms and begin going 'awww' and stroking them incessantly

I'm bad. I thought: "then the kittens explode." I BLAME DORALEOUS AND ASSOCIATES

OT: Vortex Grenade, which creates a self-sustaining tornado.
Grenade Mine! It is surrounded by a screw pattern, and screws itself into the ground (not so good for concrete), then becomes pressure-sensitive. Now you can set mines in front of your base without needing to leave your base to set them!

 

[RufusMcLaser]

So... Every 30 seconds the number of grenades increases by a factor of four. After ten minutes, there would be... Over a trillion of these grenades about to detonate. Given 6.5 ounces of TNT-equivalent (equal to the filling of an M67 fragmentation grenade), the explosive power would be more than 200 megatons, and produce the biggest explosion in human history. After an hour the mass of grenades about to spawn would be greater than the mass of Earth itself. What have you done?

I appear to have created something that will go on to destroy the whole of the universe.[/quote]
Perhaps if you change the filling to Bavarian creme...

 

[Solaris803]

A Grenade with an advance homing system, it will always reach the intended target, no matter what the circumstances might be.

 

[Gunner 51]

The Pitbull Grenade:

A grenade that magically spawns rabid (and cheesed off) Pitbull terriers when it goes off. (Might want to fire this one from an MM1.)

 

[Eerors]

The external auditer grenade.
An accountant follows the person around anally reviewing their income vs. expenditure as well as any outstanding debts they owe.
It brings the other inescapable fact of life to the battlefield: taxes.

 

[lenneth]

Take a frag grenade, now replace shrapnel with cakes

now all we need is the interior workings of a regular grenade...minus the shrapnel

 

[ottenni]

A Bear Grenade...you pull the pin and you have 6 seconds to toss the grenade before it opens up revealing the god of all Black Bears loose into the area. Oh and the bear has Bullet resistant armor.

And it can fly...

And is on fire???

Or my personal favorite. The zebra grenade. Its explodes and releases a herd of zebra, confusing your enemies as they are unable to tell individual zebra apart. And they are on fire.

I think you and me will go far in the grenade making business ^_^

Let loose the Flaming Zebras and Flying Bears of WAR!

Indeed. I think i see a profitable endeavor forming here. Quick! To the underground labs!!!
*grabs white coat*

 

[the fake]

i dont care if its all ready been said but a grenade with the power of a magaton bomb

 

[Megamet]

A grenade that transforms the brains of any being unlucky enough to be caught in it's blast radius into Gunpowder. Redefine Mindblown.

 

[Fenixius]

The common sense grenade. Best effect when used on idiots, politicians, lawyers, judges, juries, and the RIAA/etc.

 

[Dott]

A Hafnium grenade.
Hafnium is pyrophoric and can ignite spontaneously in air ? similar to that obtained in Dragon's Breath.

In other words, a super-incindiary grenade, kind of.

 

[Caliostro]

Realistically: Thermobaric grenade. Throw it inside a house -> watch things die!


Surreal: Harp Frag Grenade... Just think about it. A grenade that explodes, and dispenses harps as shrapnel. Not only would it hurt like a ************ to be hit by a shrapnel harp (those things are big and sturdy), but the level of sheer confusion attached to it... "wait... Harps?!? What?!?".

Also, SMEF grenade: Sudden Massive Existence Failure grenade. Kudos for reference.

 

[Lonely Swordsman]

A grenade that explodes into 8-12 other grenades that exlode simultaniously.

 

[Halceon]

Hypervelocity monofilament webbing fills the area upon detonation.

 

[oppp7]

A zombie grenade. Releases an airborne version of a zombie virus.
Either that or a theropod grenade. It releases several theropods to attack the enemy.

 

[WolfLordAndy]

Standard frag grenade... but it can phaise through walls (the grenade, not the explosion).

Whats that Mr Tank? All your crew are dead? muhahaha.

 

[kawaiiamethist]

My grenade explodes with candy and rainbows

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

jizznade.. oh cmon someone had to say it

 

[Plurralbles]

a grenade that when it explodes, makes the living things around it the consistency of yogurt.