You're in a Lotus Eater [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LotusEaterMachine] daze, everything seems like a paradise to you, Robo Waffles is taking your body somewhere.
Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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A rabbit in a top hat appears in front of Tox, "You don't like the look of the land, change it! The world is yours!"
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE IN...SOMEWHERE![/HEADING]
Robo Waffles drags Tox's body, he pass an unconscious Waffles.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE IN...SOMEWHERE![/HEADING]
Robo Waffles drags Tox's body, he pass an unconscious Waffles.
[HEADING=1]In Connor's mind.[/HEADING]
A open white blank landscape.
"Where the fuck am I?" says Connor.
Nega Connor spawns next to him. "I don't know."
The Auditor spawns in my consciousness due to sharing my powers. "This place is nice.
Ander appears, "We are in a dream."
"Should we wake up?" says Nega Connor.
"Yeah, we should."
---
Connor wakes up in... Somewhere. The Auditor, Nega Connor, and Ander spawn.
"OK, we need to find someone." says Connor.
They starts searching around for someone.
A open white blank landscape.
"Where the fuck am I?" says Connor.
Nega Connor spawns next to him. "I don't know."
The Auditor spawns in my consciousness due to sharing my powers. "This place is nice.
Ander appears, "We are in a dream."
"Should we wake up?" says Nega Connor.
"Yeah, we should."
---
Connor wakes up in... Somewhere. The Auditor, Nega Connor, and Ander spawn.
"OK, we need to find someone." says Connor.
They starts searching around for someone.
I get groan almost woke up, "W-...What the hell...", I then get really pissed the fuck off, "WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE FOURTH WALL AGAIN!?"
The Auditor walks around and runs into two very similar looking guys with a body on the floor next to them of Tox. "Who the fuck are you people." says the Auditor to Waffles and Robo Waffles.
Connor hears the fiery blast and pulls his personalities into himself and run over there to find two very pissed of forms of Waffles and Bacon, one with burn marks and the other looking about ready to kill Connor, and The Auditor looking like he wasn't sure what the fuck was going on.
"
", says Robo Waffles.
"AND I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' PISSED!", I say.
Robo Waffles withstands the attacks, "
", it stands still.
Code:
I am only a pawn of my master."AND I'M PRETTY FUCKIN' PISSED!", I say.
Robo Waffles withstands the attacks, "
Code:
I-I am only a pawn for my master, I am only to be moved by him..."HEY WAFFLES, WANT SOME BACON LOL!" yells real Connor.
Connor is then hit with a extermination ray and sent back 100 mile, not killed due to being part Dalek. "Ow."
Connor is then hit with a extermination ray and sent back 100 mile, not killed due to being part Dalek. "Ow."
"That's cause he has tourettes!" says Real Connor.
"I hate you." says Real Martin.
"Lol, you can't ever get enough of me!" replies real Connor.
"I hate you." says Real Martin.
"Lol, you can't ever get enough of me!" replies real Connor.
"No!" I yell, "You don't understand the importance of the fourth wall! If you break it you make perfection imperfect and imperfections perfect!", says fictional Waffles.
Connor finishes walking over. "OK, what do we do now and where the fuck are we?" he says as he pulls all his personalities into himself.
[HEADING=1]BELOW THE MALL![/HEADING]
Alphonse:
Suddenly the fourth wall breaks, blowing up the state of Missouri. A shockwave rocks the Mall, but the tunnel serves as protection from the blast.
RaN: "You were saying?"
Alphonse:
???: "Ow, my pancreas."
Following the voice, I find a hand sticking out of a pile of rubble. I pull the man out.
RaN: "Oh. It's you."
NaR: "Thanks for that buddy. What do they call you?"
NaR reaches out to shake my hand.
RaN: "It's RaNDM, remember?"
NaR: "Oh."
NaR drops his arm to his side.
NaR: "Guess it was just a matter of time before we would meet face to face. You didn't happen to see a guy called Ren around here, did you?"
RaN: "Yeah. We're trying to get as far away from him as we can."
NaR: "Why?"
Alphonse:
NaR: "That's funny. I just found him here not even an hour ago."
Suddenly, Robo Ren smashes through the wall.
RaN & NaR: SON OF A *****!
Surprised, NaR shocks the Ren imposter with Force Lightning. The attack stuns and disables the machine. I pull the core out of its neck, initiating a self-destruct sequence.
Alphonse:
Alphonse and I lead NaR out of the tunnels as the machine explodes. The blast ruins the Mall's foundations, causing parts of the building to sink. NaR is blinded after stepping into the park and seeing sunlight again for the first time in weeks.
NaR: "Never thought I'd get out of that hellhole. I guess I owe you guys one."
Alphonse:
Code:
This was a bad idea to begin with. You have no idea where we are going do you?RaN: "You were saying?"
Alphonse:
Code:
Pure dumb luck.Following the voice, I find a hand sticking out of a pile of rubble. I pull the man out.
RaN: "Oh. It's you."
NaR: "Thanks for that buddy. What do they call you?"
NaR reaches out to shake my hand.
RaN: "It's RaNDM, remember?"
NaR: "Oh."
NaR drops his arm to his side.
NaR: "Guess it was just a matter of time before we would meet face to face. You didn't happen to see a guy called Ren around here, did you?"
RaN: "Yeah. We're trying to get as far away from him as we can."
NaR: "Why?"
Alphonse:
Code:
He's trying to kill us, obviously.Suddenly, Robo Ren smashes through the wall.
RaN & NaR: SON OF A *****!
Surprised, NaR shocks the Ren imposter with Force Lightning. The attack stuns and disables the machine. I pull the core out of its neck, initiating a self-destruct sequence.
Alphonse:
Code:
Now would be a very good time to leave.NaR: "Never thought I'd get out of that hellhole. I guess I owe you guys one."
Connor sits down and does nothing a Nega Connor spawns next to him and says "This is tiring. I hate doing nothing."
"Well me and everyone else are tired of doing soo much stuff, so deal with it other guy." says Connor.
"I ain't you guy friend!" says Nega Connor.
"Hey, he ain't your friend buddy!" says Backroom.
"I'm not you buddy guy!" says Nega Connor.
"He's my guy, friend!" says Alexander
[HEADING=2]After five minuets...[/HEADING]
"I not your guy, friend!" says Ander to Tox.
"Well me and everyone else are tired of doing soo much stuff, so deal with it other guy." says Connor.
"I ain't you guy friend!" says Nega Connor.
"Hey, he ain't your friend buddy!" says Backroom.
"I'm not you buddy guy!" says Nega Connor.
"He's my guy, friend!" says Alexander
[HEADING=2]After five minuets...[/HEADING]
"I not your guy, friend!" says Ander to Tox.
They get to the destroyed building, "This doesn't look very interesting." says Connor, "Lets do something fun."