Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"Will you look at that!" says Backroom.

"This planet looks familiar..." says Alexander.

"I'm sure it's nothing, lets just go." says Connor.

"Martin, can you be the one to teleport us there?" says Alexander.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]

I look up and notice a familiar planet hovering in the sky.

RaN: "Oh look. The Moon's back."

NaR: "Looks like it's getting awfully close, don't you think?"

RaN: "Who cares? At this point, I'm just glad to get out of this fucking desert. Alphonse, you want to come with us?"

Alphonse:

I am afraid I will not be able to accompany you.

RaN: "Why?"

Alphonse:

Well, for one thing I promised I'd DJ at 12-34A's Bar Mitzvah.

NaR: "You're Jewish?"

Alphonse:

No, I'm Portuguese. Call me if you need anything.

Alphonse wheels himself away. NaR looks on questionably.

RaN: "Let's just get out of here. I'm having a weird enough day as it is."

I open a portal to Xandus's former base on the moon. NaR and I step through.

[HEADING=1]ON THE MOON![/HEADING]

NaR: "Home sweet home."

 

[lionday]

I exit the bathroom plunger in hand.
"Hello anyone here?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"You've only said hello for about 5 seconds?" says Connor.

"I am sure that's all he needed." says Backroom.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC

Martin, why you up at this hour? You always wake up this early?

"We need epic flying music." says Connor.

"Got you covered." say Backroom.


"Where is that from, I don't know that game." says Connor.

"Your find out when your older." says Backroom.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC

Just didn't know you were a early bird like me when I have the chance.

"Seriously, what game is that?" says Connor, not following.

Everyone else facepalms as they get close to the moon as this plays.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor says, goes oh shit and takes out his WidowMaker and fires it at the source of the lazer, due to 100 guns skill, still hitting the target somewhat while moving at 500 miles per hour in space while entering the planet's atmosphere.

[HEADING=1]ON EARTH![/HEADING]

Backroom lands on the Canada mall, not harmed due to his power armor, and says "Alexander, what the fuck just happened?"

"We were hit with a lazer." he says.

"Well teleport us to the location of where the lazer was being fired from."

"Okay." and then they appear inside the lazer tower firing the blast, hearing it under fire from Connor's bullets.

"Damn, hope they don't get blasted out of the sky for that!" says Backroom as he takes out his .45-70 USP tacticals and looks for the person firing the lazer.

[HEADING=1]IN THE MOON THINGIE'S ATMOSPHERE[/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

Backroom lays in the rubble of the lazer tower next to Martin, "You know cool guy, I had it under control." he says. He pulls himself out and dust himself off. "Where is everyone else?"

Everyone else lands next to them, much lighter than Martin, and only go knee deep in ruble.

"Can we get a hand out please?" say everyone else.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"You guys notice that moon was really forestry like, everywhere on it?" says Connor.

"I am sure it's not important." says Backroom.

"I think it was fucking stupid, hate forestry areas." says Nega Connor.

"Hey, where are we now?" says Ander.

"We are in NYC." says Alexander.

"Why?" says Ander.

"Because it's away from the moons trajectory for it's crash into earth." says Backroom.

"My Intel it 10, trust me, we don't want to be at Canada if we are not gonna stop the moon." says Alexander.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK, just got to get this portal creation kit out!" says Backroom. "Set destination, humm, where do you want the moon at Martin old boy!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"What's Universe 2/7b?" says Connor.

"I would love to explain that now, but me, Martin, and Alexander are kinda doing something now." says Backroom as he hooks up his power armor to the generator. "OK, all set, let's blow this puppy!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"So, we are not at a roof top in the Bronx." says Nega Connor, "I hate the Bronx."

Connor looks over the edge, the street is empty, "We are near my old apartment." He looks on his Pip-Boy, "It's about half a mile away, further down this road to the east."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I didn't says I wanted to go, just though it would be worth mentioning." says Connor, "So, what do we do now?"

Spoiler: OOC

Gonna take a nap for a few hours, see you around Tox

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC

Sorry to break your ego Tox, but I can't view that video in America.

Connor wakes up to find he is flying 5 feet above the ground in a Canadian forest.

"I didn't want to be a part of sister's game. I WANTED TO BE! A LUMBERJACK!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Backroom then proceeds to play some fly beats as he eat a sandwich.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Black fog slowly creeps the both Malls and this song plays.
I, in the Canadian Mall, cough and say: "I don't like the look of this."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

More black fog falls in. I ascend to my Food Fort to see the cause.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The real me follows to side of the real Tox, "Who the hell was that?", he asks.

I use binoculars to find the cause of the smoke, then I find it. Fire. Big fucking fire. Spreading through most of the Mall. I run in circles panicking.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOC=Cut my finger, gonna be gone for a bit.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler: OOC

Sorry to hear that, hope you get it fixed.