Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Connor sits down with them, "You know, I was never at the mall very long, but when I was there it was hell. People were killing each other just cause they misinterpreted their gender, Nana Cat was killing people, and a whole bunch of other shit that sucked."
"Well that leaves us with a problem." says Backroom.
"What?" says Tox.
"How do we get Sam out, she is still... doing stuff?" says Backroom.
"What?" says Tox.
"How do we get Sam out, she is still... doing stuff?" says Backroom.
"Yeah yeah." says Backroom Six. "Alexander, you got the others?"
"Brain washed and ready to go." he says on the Scouter.
"Yeah, Alexander-n-Me have a heavy load to carry, we are gonna need a prom bus." says Backroom.
"Brain washed and ready to go." he says on the Scouter.
"Yeah, Alexander-n-Me have a heavy load to carry, we are gonna need a prom bus." says Backroom.
"Martin, can you bring your girls out of the bus, I want to share some time with my butt buddies." say Backroom.
"OMG, PLEASE SCREW ME!" yells the brainwashed men.
"OMG, PLEASE SCREW ME!" yells the brainwashed men.
[HEADING=2]OUTSIDE[/HEADING]
"Hey Connor, you wanna Come with yourself and play?" says Backroom.
"Nah, feel like going to the bar and getting drunk." says Connor.
Alex comes out of the prom bus and says "Uhhhhhh, after I finish throwing up I will join you." and then does so on the ground.
He finishes and says "OK, lets go." and they then go into the mansion's bar.
"Hey Connor, you wanna Come with yourself and play?" says Backroom.
"Nah, feel like going to the bar and getting drunk." says Connor.
Alex comes out of the prom bus and says "Uhhhhhh, after I finish throwing up I will join you." and then does so on the ground.
He finishes and says "OK, lets go." and they then go into the mansion's bar.
[HEADING=1]ON THE TRAIN TO CANTERLOT![/HEADING]
Braeburn: "I'm sorry about Ghost."
RaN: "Don't be. He knew the risk going in. Besides, we don't even know if he's really dead or not."
Braeburn: "For his sake, I hope you're right."
[HEADING=1]SOMEWHERE UNDERGROUND![/HEADING]
A hand pushes through the rubble. Within moments, Ghost pulls himself out from under the wreckage.
Ghost: "Dammit. I've gotta be more careful."
With the way back blocked, Ghost continues to crawl through the mines.
[HEADING=1]ON CERES![/HEADING]
Sister: "So... hungry..."
Having spent an entire week without food, Sister is starved.
Sister: "Looks like I'll have to use what little power I have."
Sister rests her hand on the wall, allowing it to phase back to Earth.
[HEADING=1]IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]
In the Mall's Subway, I craft myself an excellent sub using whatever ingredients I can get my hands on.
RaN: "It's almost perfect. Now I just need a little bit of salt & pepper and... Dammit, where did I put that damn shaker?"
As I search the counter top behind me, a hand appears. After feeling around, it manages to grab a hold of the sub and takes it back to whatever dimension it came from.
RaN: "Ha! Found it! Now I can finally eat..."
I turn around and am shocked to find my sandwich has disappeared.
RaN: "... my... sandwich."
A single tear runs down my cheek.
[HEADING=1]BACK ON CERES![/HEADING]
Sister devours the sandwich.
[HEADING=3]OMNOMNOMNOMNOM![/HEADING]
Braeburn: "I'm sorry about Ghost."
RaN: "Don't be. He knew the risk going in. Besides, we don't even know if he's really dead or not."
Braeburn: "For his sake, I hope you're right."
[HEADING=1]SOMEWHERE UNDERGROUND![/HEADING]
A hand pushes through the rubble. Within moments, Ghost pulls himself out from under the wreckage.
Ghost: "Dammit. I've gotta be more careful."
With the way back blocked, Ghost continues to crawl through the mines.
[HEADING=1]ON CERES![/HEADING]
Sister: "So... hungry..."
Having spent an entire week without food, Sister is starved.
Sister: "Looks like I'll have to use what little power I have."
Sister rests her hand on the wall, allowing it to phase back to Earth.
[HEADING=1]IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]
In the Mall's Subway, I craft myself an excellent sub using whatever ingredients I can get my hands on.
RaN: "It's almost perfect. Now I just need a little bit of salt & pepper and... Dammit, where did I put that damn shaker?"
As I search the counter top behind me, a hand appears. After feeling around, it manages to grab a hold of the sub and takes it back to whatever dimension it came from.
RaN: "Ha! Found it! Now I can finally eat..."
I turn around and am shocked to find my sandwich has disappeared.
RaN: "... my... sandwich."
A single tear runs down my cheek.
[HEADING=1]BACK ON CERES![/HEADING]
Sister devours the sandwich.
[HEADING=3]OMNOMNOMNOMNOM![/HEADING]
Connor wakes up, "Man, last night was boring as hell!" he says, "Where's future me and Ander?"
"Don't you remember, they were in the prom bus having sex with the hypnotized men." says Alex.
"Oh yeah, wonder what is up with them."
"I hate to say this, but we should probably check on them." says Nega Connor.
"Don't you remember, they were in the prom bus having sex with the hypnotized men." says Alex.
"Oh yeah, wonder what is up with them."
"I hate to say this, but we should probably check on them." says Nega Connor.
[HEADING=1]LATE LAST NIGHT, IN THE PROM BUS![/HEADING]
"So, now that all the guys are asleep we got to get rid of the bodies and the Prom Bus." says Alexander.
"[Perception 15]I sense a underground late nearby the Canadian Mall, lets put it in there and blow it up with a high explosive Mini-Nuke." says Backroom.
"Awesome!" says Ander.
"OK, I will set the Bomb up, then we get out and Alexander teleports the bus underground!" says Backroom.
[HEADING=2]5 minuets later...[/HEADING]
"Lawl, I set the Mini-Nuke on top of the Japanese guy's dick!" says Backroom.
"OK, you set the bomb to go off, right?" says Ander.
"Yup, in about 5 minuets, lets get out of here so Alexander can teleport it!" says Backroom.
They go outside.
"OK Alexander, work your magic!" says Backroom.
Alexander does a spell that takes everything in the Prom Bus into the lake.
Backroom hold the detonator, and says "Three. Two. ONE MOTHER FUCKER!"
[HEADING=2]Inside the Mansion[/HEADING]
"Did you hear something?" says Connor.
"I am sure it's nothing important, go back to sleep." says Martin.
[HEADING=1]12:01 Canada time, Canada Mall![/HEADING]
"Hey that looks interesting!"
[HEADING=1]In the present, outside of the Mansion[/HEADING]
"Hey, where's the Prom Bus?!" yells Connor.
"Why should I know?" say Alex.
[HEADING=1]In the flooded basement of Mall Two![/HEADING]
"So, now that all the guys are asleep we got to get rid of the bodies and the Prom Bus." says Alexander.
"[Perception 15]I sense a underground late nearby the Canadian Mall, lets put it in there and blow it up with a high explosive Mini-Nuke." says Backroom.
"Awesome!" says Ander.
"OK, I will set the Bomb up, then we get out and Alexander teleports the bus underground!" says Backroom.
[HEADING=2]5 minuets later...[/HEADING]
"Lawl, I set the Mini-Nuke on top of the Japanese guy's dick!" says Backroom.
"OK, you set the bomb to go off, right?" says Ander.
"Yup, in about 5 minuets, lets get out of here so Alexander can teleport it!" says Backroom.
They go outside.
"OK Alexander, work your magic!" says Backroom.
Alexander does a spell that takes everything in the Prom Bus into the lake.
Backroom hold the detonator, and says "Three. Two. ONE MOTHER FUCKER!"
[HEADING=2]Inside the Mansion[/HEADING]
"Did you hear something?" says Connor.
"I am sure it's nothing important, go back to sleep." says Martin.
[HEADING=1]12:01 Canada time, Canada Mall![/HEADING]
"Hey that looks interesting!"
[HEADING=1]In the present, outside of the Mansion[/HEADING]
"Hey, where's the Prom Bus?!" yells Connor.
"Why should I know?" say Alex.
[HEADING=1]In the flooded basement of Mall Two![/HEADING]
My Paint.NET skills are a joke. The back boxes are the control rooms, and that * means it's the line where most of the flooding is.
[HEADING=1]OUTSIDE THE MANSION[/HEADING]
"So, where the hell is everyone?" say Alex.
"I don't know, maybe you could ask the Thread AI?" say Connor.
And they head off.
"So, where the hell is everyone?" say Alex.
"I don't know, maybe you could ask the Thread AI?" say Connor.
A Pip-Boy drops on the ground, Connor picks it up and puts it on. "OK, Tox-n-Friends are at what appears to be another mall south of here. Alexander, future me, and half you are at the Bar in the first mall. Lets go."
And they head off.
I got a go for real this time, see ya guys.
[HEADING=1]At the Mall 1 bar![/HEADING]
Connor, Alex, and Nega Connor reach the bar. "They must be inside there!" says Connor.
They go in, and see Backroom, Alexander, and Ander lying on the ground with paper bags over their heads. "Uhhhhh, are you guys OK?" says Alex.
"Not like we care or anything." says Nega Connor.
Backroom sits up and takes off the bag. "Oh, we were just trying to think what happened in the bar in the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy when the Vogons destroyed Earth."
"We thought they would have gone though with Perfect's idea of putting the paper bags on their heads and lying down." says Ander.
"Wasn't that the bartenders idea?" says Connor.
"Oh, yeah." the rest of them get up and they walk out of the bar.
"Where is everyone else?" says Ander.
"Oh, they are in a copy of this mall south of here underground." say Connor after double checking his Pip-Boy.
"Oh, ummmmm-That's great!" says Backroom.
"But didn't we-" Alexander gets cut of by Backroom.
"Never mind that, just play along!" he whispers in his ear.
"So, lets go find them!" says Connor as they head of to the basement, following the Pip-Boy's guide.
Connor, Alex, and Nega Connor reach the bar. "They must be inside there!" says Connor.
They go in, and see Backroom, Alexander, and Ander lying on the ground with paper bags over their heads. "Uhhhhh, are you guys OK?" says Alex.
"Not like we care or anything." says Nega Connor.
Backroom sits up and takes off the bag. "Oh, we were just trying to think what happened in the bar in the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy when the Vogons destroyed Earth."
"We thought they would have gone though with Perfect's idea of putting the paper bags on their heads and lying down." says Ander.
"Wasn't that the bartenders idea?" says Connor.
"Oh, yeah." the rest of them get up and they walk out of the bar.
"Where is everyone else?" says Ander.
"Oh, they are in a copy of this mall south of here underground." say Connor after double checking his Pip-Boy.
"Oh, ummmmm-That's great!" says Backroom.
"But didn't we-" Alexander gets cut of by Backroom.
"Never mind that, just play along!" he whispers in his ear.
"So, lets go find them!" says Connor as they head of to the basement, following the Pip-Boy's guide.
---
Connor-N-Friends get close to the basement, however Backroom stops, "Wait, can't we just teleport Alex into Tox's body, he is his summon, so he can do that.
"That's a great idea!" says Connor.
"OK, off I go." Alex has returned to Tox.
---
"OK, may one of the codes is someone who annoys her, but who annoys people?" says Tox.
"NIG-" Jim is cut off by Alex spawning next to Tox.
Connor-N-Friends get close to the basement, however Backroom stops, "Wait, can't we just teleport Alex into Tox's body, he is his summon, so he can do that.
"That's a great idea!" says Connor.
"OK, off I go." Alex has returned to Tox.
---
"OK, may one of the codes is someone who annoys her, but who annoys people?" says Tox.
"NIG-" Jim is cut off by Alex spawning next to Tox.
On the Scouter, Connor says "Hey, what are they doing?"
"I don't know, they seem to be looking for a password for something sister left behind. They think putting the names of people she controlled will help." Alex replies.
"Well I was under her control for a little bit of time." says Connor.
"Why are you talking to yourself, and please go somewhere else." says Tox.
"Man, what a asshole." says Nega Connor.
"I am sure he has a legitimate reason for it." says Ander.
"No, he is just an asshole." says Backroom.
Tox overhears.
"I don't know, they seem to be looking for a password for something sister left behind. They think putting the names of people she controlled will help." Alex replies.
"Well I was under her control for a little bit of time." says Connor.
"Why are you talking to yourself, and please go somewhere else." says Tox.
"Man, what a asshole." says Nega Connor.
"I am sure he has a legitimate reason for it." says Ander.
"No, he is just an asshole." says Backroom.
Tox overhears.
I shrug, "I've heard weirder.", I snap my fingers and Felix appears.
"", he says. We walk aimlessly around the Mall, or what's left of it.
"", he says. We walk aimlessly around the Mall, or what's left of it.
"Well, Waffles..." I say. "First, Apocalypse tried to take over the Mall and we had to ask the British for help. Then, the British took over the Mall and tried to banish us. We organized a coup, but in the struggle we released an ancient force of darkness that infected several background characters, while conveniently leaving all the main characters unharmed. We rerouted a military satellite to fire a Death Ray at the Mall, destroying it along with the ancient force of darkness and then rebuilt it brick by brick. However, it turned out that the Mall was built on an Indian burial ground. Ghost alien ninja zombies rose from the graves and tried to kill us all. That was when the Enlightened Ones arrived and turned time back to 1997, where we fought Lord Beltezond. As Connor laid the final strike, the Enlightened Ones tried to kill us, but we managed to trick them into taking us back to the present. Oh, and there was also that thing with the elephant."
Hey Bacon, hows it goin'?
"Wait! I sense, a disturbance!" says Connor, and then yells at the heavens using his Dalek screech voice, "WAFFLES, I WILL FIND YOU, AND DO SOMETHING! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT SOMETHING IS BUT I WILL FIGURE THAT OUT WHEN THE TIME COMES!"
"Wow, cool down past Connor, you guys become OK with each other soon." says Alexander.
"I don't want to kill him, just want-I don't know. Something." says Connor.
"Funny, he wasn't that bad to me." says Nega Connor.
"You never knew him other me." says Connor.
"Well I am sure he's a cool guy." says Ander.
"Ugh, lets just go find him." says Connor.
"[Perception 20]Way ahead of you Connor, he in the Mojave Mall, over by the Clock tower."
"I will teleport us there, if you want." says Alexander.
"No, just give me a second to think this over." says Connor.
"We had elephants, Ren!?", I say angrily, "I knew I shouldn't taken a vay-kay!", I shake my fist at the heavens.