Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

Alex gets up and says "Lol, jokes on you, I was on the ground when you di-"

Martin force pushes him into the wall and knocks him out for real this time.

"Now if we had enough interruptions, as I was saying, the idiot got sucked of-"

[HEADING=2]OUTSIDE THE BAR, IN A KING SIZED BED SPAWNED BY ALEXANDER![/HEADING]

"Man past me, you are alright!" says Backroom Six.

"Thanks future me, you weren't bad ether." says Connor.

"Come on you awesome guys, we were all great!" says Alexander the Great.

"I hate all of you." says Nega Connor as he smokes a cigaret.

"Why are you such a kill joy Nega me?" says Connor.

"Don't worry, you won't have too deal with him forever." says Backroom.

"What is that supost to mean?" says Nega Connor.

"Oh, nothing nothing." says Backroom.

"Fuck this, I am getting dressed and going inside." and Nega Connor and does so.

"['Confident' Bachelor]He is a complete closet case." says Connor.

"I know, that what saves him in the end." says Alexander.

"Don't tell past me everything Alexander." say Backroom.

"Fuck yeah, I want to be the master of my own destiny!" says Connor.

"Brofist!" says Backroom Six as him and Connor do so.
[HEADING=2]IN THE BAR![/HEADING]
Nega Connor walks into the bar.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=2]Outside[/HEADING]

Alexander sits up. "I sense a... DISTURBANCE!"

He gets up and then spawns his computer and goes into a chat with the thread Admin.

ADMIN:What is it?

AlexanderG:You keep blocking our comments and writing, what's up with that.

ADMIN:Because the forum moderator says I can't let you post heavily sexual post.

AlexanderG:Let me talk to him.

ADMIN:You would have to post in his Suggestion thread that he views daily, but you don't have a account, your just a support character. Can't help you there.

AlexanderG:But you fap to our writing?

ADMIN:Well... I don't get out much.

AlexanderG:You suck.

ADMIN:Fuck off.

"Well, I tried." and he goes back to bed.

Spoiler: OOC

Night Tox.

 

[Knife-28]

The computer screen on the Pan-Dimensional Teleporter beeps, and reads 100 percent. "Ah, good," I say, putting down the book I was reading, and walking over to the portal, "Well, here goes nothing." I take a deep breath, and step through the portal....

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN THE EVERFREE FOREST[/HEADING]

...into empty air. "Well shi-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" I scream as I fall towards the canopy of green below me. I close my eyes, and brace myself as I crash through the trees, eventually hitting the ground with a crash. "Of all the strange sights in the Everfree, this is the strangest to see." I hear, before I fall into unconsciousness.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=2]Outside the Bar[/HEADING]

Backroom gets out of bed, not bothering everyone else in Alexander's bed, and then gets dressed, which takes him a minuet due to him putting on power armor, and walks into the bar with his helmet in his hand.

"[Perception 11]Hey Martin, Xotfu. What you guys talking about? Some kind of movie about math?" he says.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Alexander walks into the bar at 8:01 and says "Sorry, what did I miss?"

"Some one is fashionably late, as always." says Backroom as he pulls him into his body. "Did you wake up Connor and Nega Connor."

"Yeah, they are getting dressed." says Alexander.

"Well your great for that."

"Funny."
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As Connor gets dressed, he ask Nega Connor "Why do you like Nylon so much?"

"Why do you like Leather so much?" says Nega Connor.

"Because I have had this Jacket since before I came to the mall. It's a part of me."

"Yeah, well before that, you used to wear this jacket, back when you weren't a fucking fag."

"Don't get started on that again," says Connor, "And you have had sex with me and future me."

"It's not gay if I have sex with you or future you, it's masturbation."

"Surrrrreeeeeeeeeeee."

They finish getting dressed and walk into the bar at 8:06.

"What did we miss?" say Connor.

"I don't care." says Nega Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Funny, I am kinda in the mood for a pastry like product. Something beging with a P?" says Ander.

"Uggggghhhh, what? Like Pie?" say Alex, not following very well due to extreme a headache.

Spoiler: OOC

Hey, that movie sounds pretty good, is it on Netflix?

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Really, pie?" says Backroom as he puts on his helmet. Alexander, spawn me some cake

Okay.

"Cause I prefer CAKE!" and then Alexander spawns Six his cake and he throws it at Martins face.

Spoiler: OOC

Thanks cool guy.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Alexander, spawn me a milk gun. thinks Backroom to Alexander.

I like the way you think awesome guy!

"Heh heh, I think you could use some thing to go down with your cake Martin!" Alexander spawns two milk rifles and they both fire it at Martin.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Well at least my suit is clean." say Backroom as he brings Alexander into his body. The exlposion goes off as Connor and Nega Connor fall right next to the two.

"Well that was an Adventure!" says Connor.

"I hate adventures." replies Nega Connor.

"I think Martin must of though of a number and exploded the bar due to trauma. He should be fine though." says Alexander.

[HEADING=2]In what is left of the Bar![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Heh heh." says Backroom in response to Martin's joke.

"Hey, what about past me?" say Alexander.

Ander and Alex walk out of the bar. "Hey guys." says Ander.

"How did you survive?" says Tox.

"Suspension of disbelieve." says Alex.

"Oh." says Tox as Alex goes into his body and Ander goes into Connor's.

"So, what do we do now?" says Backroom.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I want ice-cream!" says Connor.

"Could not agree more." says Backroom.

"Where is the nearist ice-cream truck." say Alexander.

"Oh not that soft serve shit, I want fucking rocky road!" says Nega Connor.

Everyone else is silent for a moment and they look at Nega Connor.

"What?" says Nega Connor.

"There is something you actually like Nega me?" says Connor.

"Hey, ice cream isn't mutually exclusive." says Nega Connor as he spawns a Rocky Road cone and munches into it.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I want a Choco Taco!" yells Connor.

"Give me three of what he is havin-Sorry Martin." says Backroom.

"Three." say Martin the truck behind Tox explodes."

"I want a king cone!" says Alexander, not caring.

"I want a vanla Cone!" says Ander.

"I just want a bucket of Chocolate shell and nuts!" yells Alex.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Speaking of that, I want another bucket of Shell and nuts!" says Alex.

"Other me, that's crazy." says Ander.

"Whatever."

They get close to the Six-Flags.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"So, are we going to go on the same ride again?" says Connor.

"Probably." replies Ander.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Holly shit!" yells everyone else.

Spoiler: OOC

I'm back after getting a smoothie from McDonald's. I would make one myself but we never have a good variety of fruits in the house.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK, now what ride do we go on?" says Connor.

"Lets go on the same roller coaster again!" yells Backroom.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Lets go again, lets go again!" yells Connor, Backroom, Martin, Ander, Alex, and Alexander.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"So now we have no bar or roller coaster, our lives are meaningless now." says Ander.

"zzzzzzzzzzz" says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Why do I have to carry my past self Alexander?" says Backroom.

"Because you're the one with power armor training." says Alexander in response.

Nega Connor spawns, "Man, he has the most boring dreams, I am almost happy I was left in the oubliette... Well, almost..."

[HEADING=2]At the Canadian Mall![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Your welcome for the cool music by the way." says Backroom Six, playing the music out of his chest.

"Where are we going again?" says Connor.

"I am sure it's gonna suck." says Nega Connor.

"Don't be such a downer." says Alexander the Great.

"Yeah, I mean, what is the worst that could happ-" says Alex as Ander punches him in the shoulder.