Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"Speaking of that, I upgraded my 64 bit syn to play PS1 game soundtracks. Listen to this."

"Well I did that, actually."

"Sorry awesome guy." says Backroom and he plays this

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh boy, I can believe how many times a I watched that show!" says Alexander.

"Meh, still can't get into My Little Pony for some reason." says Backroom.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"You do know I am from further in the future than you are Futox and I know of this already," says Connor. "Oh, and I never try to shove Adventure Time and Regular Show fandom down your earholes, like ever. Not even back to today."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Ha ha, I remember that, it was priceless!" Six and Alexander laugh.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Charisma 11]Sorry cool guy, I am really scared and all, but if you did that you would have to deal with my .45-70 custom chambered USP tactical pistols pointing at your dick."

Silence...

Then they all start laughing.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"So, you guys are going to Six-Flags? Man, I haven't been to one of them since, well, today." says Backroom.

"Maybe it's not a good idea to expose yourself to yourself." says Alexander.

"That's why we aren't going to have sex, then again-" says Six.

"The only way your gonna do that is if I join you." says Alexander.

"Oh fine, let me just find them with my rifle and then Martin can teleport us there." says Backroom as he goes to the edge and looks though his rifle. He finds them at one of the roller coasters.

"I see them, Martin, take a look."

 

[Connor Lonske]

The ride ends

"Awwww man, do it again, we missed it!" says Alexander, Martin, and Backroom Six.

Nega Connor bitches as he starts the ride again.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=2]After the ride ends[/HEADING]
"LETS GO AGAIN! LETS GO AGAIN!" yells Alex-n-Ander and Alexander, Tox-n-Friends and Connor and Martin and Backroom.

"Fuuuuuauauauuck you guys." says Nega Connor as he restarts the ride.

[HEADING=2]After this repeats for 20 minuets[/HEADING]

"OK, I think I have had enough!" says Jimmy.

"Come on, we just started!" says Alexander and Backroom.

"I hate you sooooo much." says Nega Connor as he runs the ride again.

[HEADING=2]After 1 hour of roller coaster riding.[/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh god, I can't take anymore!" says Alex.

"I think I am going to-" says Sam as she throws up at the side."

"You guys are a bunch of cowards, come on past me, you can go again right." says Martin, and he looks over to find Connor and Tox sleeping peacefully.

"Wow, even back then I was badass." says Backroom Six.

"I am not doing this again!" says Nega Connor, so annoyed as he walks of to the bar to get drunk.

"I will drag everyone out to the bar, you guys keep riding, I'll teleport back in a bit." says Alexander as he does that.

"OK Martin, lets fucking go again!" says Backroom.

[HEADING=1]THE NEXT MORNING, AT THE BAR![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC

I will be back tomorrow cool guy!

 

[Knife-28]

"Holy shit, that's awesome!" I say, seeing RaN destroy the target. "Yet, despite the prior awesomneness, HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!"

Don't ask me, I'm just the thread AI

"..." I go to the nearest keyboard and press the (Whatever button is above Tab and left of '1') and a large window pops up. I type /home and am teleported to ??? in the normal mall, next to my fully functional Pan-Dimensional Wormhole Creating Device, or P.D.W.C.D. I tinker with the controles, and the machine starts to light up, and crackles of energy engulf the frame.

 

[Connor Lonske]

---
"Ughghh, my head!" says Connor as he gets up from the ground in the bar. "My inner ear feels like it got poked with a pencil."

"Bout time you woke up, it's 12:25." says Nega Connor.

Connor looks over to Alex and Ander to see they are asleep.

"Where is Tox-N-Friends?"

"They are over at the Six-Flags with future you and Martin." says Nega Connor.

"Oh..." says Connor, "...Wanna fuck?"

"Nooooooo" says Nega Connor as he walks over and looks regular Connor in the eyes, "I wanna fap."

God, you people are almost as poorly written as Homosuck.

[h4]"Hey, I like Homestruck!"[/h4] says Waffles and Bacon from a different thread.

[HEADING=1]AT THE SIX FLAGS![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

Backroom then plays the situational party music.


And they all party down on the roller coaster.

"...Especially you Connor." says Waffles.

---

"Did you hear something." says Connor as he stops suc- *Content Missing, please contact administrator*

"Nope, sure it wasn't important." says Nega Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOC=Please ignore this post!

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Hey, you guys see Connor, his personalities, and Alex?" says Sam.

"Nope, but I can bring them here now." says Alexander, and teleports in Connor and Nega Connor as Connor is preforming Fellat-*WARING, DATA MISSING, PLEASE TRY AGAIN!*

Connor stops for a second and says "['Confident' Bachelor]Hey guys, how are you doing?" and then he proceeds to *DATA CORRUPTION PRESENT, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR ADMINISTRATOR!*

Nega Connor's face turns redder than his corrupted eyes.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor continues to *WARNING, DATA IS CORRUPT, HOWEVER... UHHHHHH... DON'T CONTACT YOUR ADMIN, BECAUSE HE IS KINDA, DOING SOMETHING...* to Nega Connor, Nega Connor trying to pull Connor off him.

"Get the fuck off me, this is fucking embarrassing." says Nega Connor "I mean it! stop *DON'T WORRY, I WILL FIX THIS EVENTUALLY!* Oh god! I'm going to *OH YEAH, THAT'S NICE. THAT'S REALLY-... DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?*"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor gets up. "Hey Alexander, can you teleport me and evil me's clothing?"

"Sure." says Alexander the Great as he teleports in Connor and Nega Connor's clothing onto them.

"I fucking hate you Connor." says Nega Connor as he rubs his crouch.

"So, 100 pages?" says Connor. "Cool."

A piece of paper lands in his hand. I hate you and I would kill you if it weren't for the fact that real me hasn't been online for ever.-Waffles and Bacon PS: Your a fag! PSS: I am not homophobic. PSSS: Happy fucking 100 post, dick.

"Well, Waffles just congratulated me of being a fag, a dick, and helping the thread get to 100 post!" say Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"You call that the thing?" says Connor.

"Better than no thing." says Ander as he starts to wake up.

Then Alexander, Connor, and Ander laugh at the obscure reference.

"I hate Tarantino" says Nega Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Trust me, it sucks balls." says Backroom.

"Funny, I find it nice." says Alexander.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Hey, wait till you guys see New York City!" says Backroom. "Unlike the rest of the USA, New City said 'Fuck You!' to the nuclear radiation and is a independent state."

"That's nice." says Connor.

"Oh, it's not perfect, Bloomburger is still the leader, now the president of the city and what is left of America." says Alexander.

"Oh." says Connor.

"That great, he was my favorite!" says Nega Connor.

Connor gives Nega Connor a "What the fuck?" type look.