Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh yeah, and MyLittlePony is now in it's 400th or something season." says Backroom.

"I don't know, never really got into My Little Pony, is Adventure Time and Regular Show still up?" says Connor.

"Sorry, nope." says Alexander.

"That sucks." says Connor.

"I hate both of those shows, and My Little Pony is...OK..." says Nega Connor really embarrassed.

 

[Knife-28]

While standing in front of my machine, a wave of pain suddenly travels through my mind, and I collapse on my knees. "It's horrible, it's as if a million Call of Duty fanboys cried out in victory, and were silenced, by their mothers."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh yeah, that incident with the *air quote*witches, it was really how Martin though they were real witches and not just poor girls falsely accused by puritans. He killed like, 6 of the 100 or so." says Backroom to Connor.

"Don't remind me." says Alexander, who wished them to be real witches so he could hang out with someone with old fashion magic folk.

"Hey, are we there yet?!" says Jimmy.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Perception 14]I have bad feeling that something is about to happen due to us bringing our past selves here." says Backroom.

"Like what?" says Martin.

"Can't tell, it's too far away for my hyper advanced Dalek sensors to pick up, but it's on it's way here and fast!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"It doesn't matter, Martin, teleport them to the pie basement at the bottom floor." says Backroom, "AND WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T BREAKING THE FUCKING WALLS DOWN!"

"Wha-" says everyone as Martin teleports them there.

---

"-t?!" they finish saying as they get down there.

"What the fuck, what a jip!" says Connor.

"I am sure it was for our own good cool guys." says Ander.

 

[Connor Lonske]

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[Connor Lonske]

Everyone else starts panicking as Ander says "Come on cool guys, we will be fine! Just fine."

"Let me guess, next thing I know some one is going to sugest that we break down a wall." says Nega Connor, not very afraid in fact.

"GREAT IDEA!" says Alex as he starts hitting the wall with his nerdy hands.

"Tox, if we are going to die, I just want to say your a bro!" says Connor.

"Thank... Cool guy." say Tox.

"Your still a asshole to me Connor." says Jim.

"Fuck off." the rest of Tox's personalities.

The wall crashes down.

[HEADING=1]Meanwhile, at the surface one mile from the mall in FUTURE CANADA![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

Backroom gets up and says "Good thing I was wearing my power armor!" then he looks at his chest "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LEATHER JACKET. NO POINT IN LIVING NOW!" and he takes off his helmet and gets super cancer.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Hey, is future me OK?" say Connor.

"I hope not, he's a jerk." says Nega Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

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"My life has no point with out my jacket Martin, let me die!" says Backroom.

"[Speech 125]Don't give me that, you know you still have yourself to protect so he can keep his jacket, you still have that purpose. Now put on your helmet and get up soldier!" says Alexander.

"[Success]...Fine." he puts on his helmet as Martin heals his Cancer with his magic powers.

 

[Connor Lonske]

The elevator reaches the top. "OMG, WHERE IS YOUR JACKET!" yells Connor as he sees Backroom.

"I...Don't want to talk about it." Six says.

"Hey, what is with that thingy over there?" says Ander.

"[Intelligence 12]That is a monolith, likely sent by some higher power wanting to mess with us, could also be aliens." says Alexander.

[HEADING=1]SOMEWHERE IN REAL NYC[/HEADING]

A teenager sits at his computer and reads over the last to pages. Man, who writes this stuff . he writes in a message to his internet friend inside this thread.

[HEADING=1]SOMEWHERE ELSE, IN REAL CANADA![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

"But I like wastelands!" says Nega Connor.

"Futox, don't you have a time travel device or something?" says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Wait, are we in New Canada or Old Canada?" says Ander.

"I think we are in old Canada, just before we left." says Connor.

"How do you know?" says Alex.

"Cause I checked the time on that clock tower over there!" say Connor as he points out the tower."

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]Meanwhile, at the bar[/HEADING]

"[Perception 8]I have a feel we are going to be fucking a while." says Connor as he continues to have sex with Nega Connor as Alex and Ander sleep.

"Just be quite." says Nega Connor.

[HEADING=1]At the Ice Cream 100 pages party.[/HEADING]

"[Perception 13]Someone is coming!" says Backroom Six of the past.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Wait, but isn't us coming back here gonna do the same thing as before?" say Connor.

"FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" yells Martin as a hole bunch of future them come and tell them to not send them back to the future after waring them, but they all get killed by the first one.

[HEADING=1]AT REAL NYC...SOMEWHERE?[/HEADING]

Real Connor types We need to go deeper! into the message box.

[HEADING=1]AT REAL CANADA IN A BOXY HOUSE![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

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Backroom Six sits at the bar, alone, drinking a scotch with a single malt, speyside, no ice with the bottle next to the glass. He sips the drink as Connor walks over to the depressed man.

"Hey me, how's it going?" says Connor.

Six says nothing.

"Come on, how about we go do something a bit more fun?" say Connor.

"[Charisma 11]..."

Connor says nothing, a moment passes, "[Speech 100]Come on, that Jacket was ripped up, ruined. You don't need some material item to be happy, all you need is your own will power."

"[Charisma 13]..."

[HEADING=3]At a table in the bar![/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

---
"Come on me, I will give you my Jacket if you want?" says Connor.

"...It's not the same." says Backroom.

"What do you mean."

Backroom takes a gulp of his drink, then he remembers something. "I have a idea." he says.

"What?" says Connor.

Martin gets up and walks over to Backroom and Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Backroom take the Jacket and puts it on as he says "I was just going to say we drink together but this is great!" he puts on the jacket and wears a cat face.

"['Confident' Bachelor]So, future me, you must be really unconformable in that big, heavy armor you got there." say Connor, "How bout me, Alexander, Alex-n-Ander, and Nega me go outside and have some fun."

"Well, I was having fun drinking my heart away with sarow, but that sounds fun too." says Backroom, "Alexander, get over here!"

"Yeah awesome guy?" says Alexander.

"Lets go outside for a moment with our friends."

"What ever you say guy!"

---

"Man, is it hot in here, or is it just you." says Ander to Nega Connor.

"I hate you."

"OMG, YOUR SOOOOO CUTE IN YOUR TRACK SUIT!" say Alex, very drunkly.

"I will tear out your soul and eat your passion."

"Hey Nega me, wanna have sex with a hotter version of myself." says Connor as he walks up to there table.

"No." says Nega Connor.

"['Confident' Bachelor]Oh, you sooo sure cool guy?" says Connor.

"[Success]Ugh, finnnnneee."

Then Nega Connor, Alexander, and Backroom walk out of the bar.

"So, wanna go have sex in the bathroom?" says Ander to Alex.

"OMG, I'M HITTING ON MYSELF!"

"I'll take that as a yes." and they walk to the bathroom.
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"OK guys, one-two-ONE TWO MOTHERFUCKING THREE FOUR!" yell Jim.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=2]AT TEN-A-CLOCK[/HEADING]

Alex and Ander walk out of the bathroom, Alex wearing his underwear on his head. "You notice that we are kinda being forgotten due too all the new character additions" say Ander.

"I don't know, need more alcohol." says Alex they sit at the bar, not noticing all of Tox's personalities are asleep and Martin and Tox are talking at a table. Alex grabs a bottle of Vodka and gulps it down, Ander does the same. Alex then proceeds to fall backwards onto the ground and falls asleep.

"Hey, you *hick* ok cool guy?" says Ander, "Whatever." and he keeps drinking.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"You have only been gone five minuets!" say Ander.

"Heh heh *hick* I bet he didn't even tip the lady." says Alex half asleep.

Spoiler: OOC

Sorry for being gone so long, had to get coffee and go a milk run at the same time. Trying to find 2 percent milk in a ghetto confidence store/deli is a wild goose chase.