Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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"Me and myself will be backing vocals." says Alexander as he spawns the three of them is some trendy rave clothing.
"..." Nega Connor says nothing.
"Come on other me, what are you playing?" say Connor.
"...I'll be the manager..."
"..." everyone else is silent.
"OK, WE ARE "THE COOL GUYS" AND WE ARE PLAYING CAUSE WE ARE REALLY BOARD AND STUFF!" yells Jim into the mic, "ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"
"Wait, don't we need interments?" says Backroom.
"..." Nega Connor says nothing.
"Come on other me, what are you playing?" say Connor.
"...I'll be the manager..."
"..." everyone else is silent.
"OK, WE ARE "THE COOL GUYS" AND WE ARE PLAYING CAUSE WE ARE REALLY BOARD AND STUFF!" yells Jim into the mic, "ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"
"Wait, don't we need interments?" says Backroom.
"Well it has to be something we can all play, due to the wide array of interm-I mean instruments we are using, I can't think of anything." say Backroom.
"Why don't we just play a bunch of songs that use all our instruments." says Connor.
"For once I think I agree with myself." say Nega Connor.
"But what do we play first?" say Alexander.
"Why don't we just play a bunch of songs that use all our instruments." says Connor.
"For once I think I agree with myself." say Nega Connor.
"But what do we play first?" say Alexander.
"Not that I don't like improvising Martin, but with this many people it would just fall apart." says Backroom. "I say we play some Anamanaguchi."
"Who are those guys." says Connor.
"They are a chiptune rock band." says Backroom.
"That's cool. Maybe after that we can play some classic rock with synths." says Connor.
"Tox, you got any more ideas?" says Ander.
"Who are those guys." says Connor.
"They are a chiptune rock band." says Backroom.
"That's cool. Maybe after that we can play some classic rock with synths." says Connor.
"Tox, you got any more ideas?" says Ander.
Music saved for memory goes Backroom's chest.
"That sounds cool!" says Connor.
"But no spoken words." says Alexander.
"We should play this." says Nega Connor as he plays this though his synth player and sings it.
"That sounds cool!" says Connor.
"But no spoken words." says Alexander.
"We should play this." says Nega Connor as he plays this though his synth player and sings it.
"How the fuck would that work?" says Tox.
"Uhhhh, has the crowd been here this entire time?" says Alex. "I don't think I could even go out there."
"Well we can't go out there if we don't have anything to play." says Connor.
"I have a idea, but we are gonna need two pinball machines." says Backroom Six.
"Your not thinking of playing?" says Connor.
"Yes, I am. Martin, spawn those pinball machines and everyone else get ready to play except for me and Alexander." says Backroom, "Great guy, you think you can be Tommy if I'm the lead singer?"
"What about me?" says Jim.
"[Speech 70]Your brass, which are big shoes to fill, think you can handle it Casper."
"I think so."
"Alexander, you up for this?" says Backroom
"Sure awesome guy." says Alexander.
[HEADING=2]Five minuets later, after they set up.[/HEADING]
"OK, every one ready!?" yells Backroom.
"Uhhhh, has the crowd been here this entire time?" says Alex. "I don't think I could even go out there."
"Well we can't go out there if we don't have anything to play." says Connor.
"I have a idea, but we are gonna need two pinball machines." says Backroom Six.
"Your not thinking of playing?" says Connor.
"Yes, I am. Martin, spawn those pinball machines and everyone else get ready to play except for me and Alexander." says Backroom, "Great guy, you think you can be Tommy if I'm the lead singer?"
"What about me?" says Jim.
"[Speech 70]Your brass, which are big shoes to fill, think you can handle it Casper."
"I think so."
"Alexander, you up for this?" says Backroom
"Sure awesome guy." says Alexander.
[HEADING=2]Five minuets later, after they set up.[/HEADING]
"OK, every one ready!?" yells Backroom.
The crowd cheers as Nega Connor then walks off the stage.
"ENCORE!" they yell.
"Aw man, what do we play now?" says Connor.
"Martin, you got any ideas?" says Alexander.
"ENCORE!" they yell.
"Aw man, what do we play now?" says Connor.
"Martin, you got any ideas?" says Alexander.
Then just as Martin's second song started to end, a single guitar acoustic guitar could be herd, then a bass, then a eclectic, then another base, then drums, and is sounded a little something like this.
Then Alexander and Backroom are seen on Pinball machines, Alexander just looking motion less yet alive on the board and Backroom trying keep up with Alexander as he sings.
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him
Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
The the crowd screams in awesome.
Then Alexander and Backroom are seen on Pinball machines, Alexander just looking motion less yet alive on the board and Backroom trying keep up with Alexander as he sings.
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the machine
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean
He plays by intuition
The digit counters fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
He's a pinball wizard
There's got to be a twist
A pinball wizard
He's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell
Always gets a replay
Never tilts at all
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
I thought I was
The Bally table king
But I just handed
My pinball crown to him
Even on my usual table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball
The the crowd screams in awesome.
"We should categorize the hot one and have sex with them and just knock the other ones out the back door." say Connor.
Alexander, Backroom, Ander, Alex, and Connor are all in a large 30 foot wide bed Alexander spawned with 10 different guys in the bed doing a bunch of sexa-*CONTENT NOT AVAILABLE: PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER*
[HEADING=2]In a bed room with just Sam and 3 other guys.[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]In a bed room with just Sam and 3 other guys.[/HEADING]
Sorry Tox, hate to have to go again today, but I have to wake up early tomorrow and stuff, so I will see you around 1 to 2 a clock then. See you cool guy?
[HEADING=1]SOMEWHERE UNDERGROUND![/HEADING]
Ghost struggles to get a signal topside.
Ghost: "RaN? Roach? Talk to me! What's going on up there?"
Not receiving a response and having gone too far to travel back, Ghost continues pulling himself forward. A small amount of debris blocks his path.
Ghost: "Well, that's just lovely."
As Ghost pushes through the debris, he accidentally snaps a support column, burying him under twenty feet of stone and dirt.
[HEADING=1]IN APPLELOOSA![/HEADING]
RaN: "Ghost, are you there? What's your status, over?"
Roach: "Aw no..."
Roach points to a clearing 300 yards away from our position. We watch as the surface of the valley caves into the ground.
RaN: "You don't think he was still down there, do you?"
Roach bows his head in silence.
RaN: "Son of a *****... Alright, let's keep moving."
The four of us ride into town. We approach the train station.
Sheriff: "Braeburn, you go on with the two gentlemen. I need to stay behind. Celestia knows what would happen if I left Appleloosa unprotected."
Braeburn: "If you say so, sir."
Braeburn, Roach and I catch the train just as it embarks for Canterlot.
[HEADING=1]IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]
RaN: "Oh my God. There is absolutely NOTHING to do here."
Auditor: "Did you find out what else that thing on your wrist can do?"
RaN: "I've been tinkering with it for a few days now, but I can't make heads or tails of the technology. This is very advanced hardware we're talking about."
Auditor: "... Can it play Crysis on max settings?"
RaN: "Of course not. It's a weapon, not a computer... Have you even played Crysis? It's pretty mediocre. There's absolutely nothing in that game that hasn't already been done in Far Cry."
Auditor: "But the graphics-"
RaN: "Are the only focus in the game. Take them away and it's pretty much the same as any other military shooter."
Auditor: "But the suit-"
RaN: "Is badass, but the developers treat it like the main character. Nomad doesn't have any personality or character development at all."
Auditor: "But the aliens-"
RaN: "War of the Worlds."
Auditor: *sigh* "Whatever..."
The Auditor takes a swig from his flask and walks away. I get back to doing whatever the Hell I was doing.
Ghost struggles to get a signal topside.
Ghost: "RaN? Roach? Talk to me! What's going on up there?"
Not receiving a response and having gone too far to travel back, Ghost continues pulling himself forward. A small amount of debris blocks his path.
Ghost: "Well, that's just lovely."
As Ghost pushes through the debris, he accidentally snaps a support column, burying him under twenty feet of stone and dirt.
[HEADING=1]IN APPLELOOSA![/HEADING]
RaN: "Ghost, are you there? What's your status, over?"
Roach: "Aw no..."
Roach points to a clearing 300 yards away from our position. We watch as the surface of the valley caves into the ground.
RaN: "You don't think he was still down there, do you?"
Roach bows his head in silence.
RaN: "Son of a *****... Alright, let's keep moving."
The four of us ride into town. We approach the train station.
Sheriff: "Braeburn, you go on with the two gentlemen. I need to stay behind. Celestia knows what would happen if I left Appleloosa unprotected."
Braeburn: "If you say so, sir."
Braeburn, Roach and I catch the train just as it embarks for Canterlot.
[HEADING=1]IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]
RaN: "Oh my God. There is absolutely NOTHING to do here."
Auditor: "Did you find out what else that thing on your wrist can do?"
RaN: "I've been tinkering with it for a few days now, but I can't make heads or tails of the technology. This is very advanced hardware we're talking about."
Auditor: "... Can it play Crysis on max settings?"
RaN: "Of course not. It's a weapon, not a computer... Have you even played Crysis? It's pretty mediocre. There's absolutely nothing in that game that hasn't already been done in Far Cry."
Auditor: "But the graphics-"
RaN: "Are the only focus in the game. Take them away and it's pretty much the same as any other military shooter."
Auditor: "But the suit-"
RaN: "Is badass, but the developers treat it like the main character. Nomad doesn't have any personality or character development at all."
Auditor: "But the aliens-"
RaN: "War of the Worlds."
Auditor: *sigh* "Whatever..."
The Auditor takes a swig from his flask and walks away. I get back to doing whatever the Hell I was doing.
[HEADING=2]Ten minuets later, outside the concert bathroom.[/HEADING]
"Man, that was a big shit." says Connor. "Should probably give back this map."
He walks over to Martin-n-Tox and says "Thanks guy," and then goes, "What you guys talkin' about?"
"Man, that was a big shit." says Connor. "Should probably give back this map."
He walks over to Martin-n-Tox and says "Thanks guy," and then goes, "What you guys talkin' about?"
"Well it's not like it's very important, is it?" say Connor, "Isn't that suppose to be years away or something? I mean, your like, 400 years old Martin?"
"How do you think? A amazing sexy bastard like me always has good sexy times!" says Connor, "How did it go for you Tox?"
"Your didn't just lose your virginity, did you?" says Connor. "Wow, that's good and suckie and sad all at the same time. Too bad you didn't practice on yourself. Ha ha."
"Hey, you guys see Sam?" say Connor.
[HEADING=1]In Sam's room.[/HEADING]
"Yeah, you like that, don't you love *****!" yells Sam at the poor, currently forced to cross dressed, being wiped, man.
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"I don't think you want to know what she is up to." say Martin.
[HEADING=1]In Sam's room.[/HEADING]
"Yeah, you like that, don't you love *****!" yells Sam at the poor, currently forced to cross dressed, being wiped, man.
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"I don't think you want to know what she is up to." say Martin.