Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]AT THE BAR![/HEADING]

"So, evil me, what do you drink." says Connor.

"I don't." he says.

"You don't drink? Whats the matter cool guy?" says Ander.

"Anybody got Vodka?" says Alex.

"After last time, no, we don't." says Ander.

"Awwwwww, coooommmmmeeeee oooooooonnnnnnnn-!" says Alex.

"NO!" says both Connor and Ander at the same time.

[HEADING=2]At the other table[/HEADING]

 

[Connor Lonske]

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"How can you not drink evil me, I mean, your evil." says Connor

"Because I already turn crazy enough when I take control of your body, as a summon I have control of myself that I don't get otherwise." says Nega Connor.

"What level are you?" says Ander.

"Same as Connor but all my skills are powered be demonic levels."

"What does that mean?"

"I have demon powers, what the fuck do you think it means fag?!" says Nega Connor.

"Nothing cool guy..." says Ander as he sips his lager.

"If it weren't for my moral self, I would kill you were you stand." says Nega Connor.

"Speaking of that, why haven't you tried killing us yet?" says Connor

"Because I am now a different personality and not a part of you subconscious now, not a hidden part that is tied to you. However, you are the one in control of where I go, so though I am free from your mind, I am a slave to your will, and even if I am separate, you can still send me back into that hell of a basement."

"OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SUCK HIS*hick*COCK!" yells Alex, gotten hold of two bottles of whiskey that he downed before.

Silence.

"['Confident' Bachelor]...Do you?" says Connor.

"[Success]Fu-fuck n-no!" says Nega Connor.

"Suuuuuuurrrrrrreeeeee." says Connor, Alex, and Ander, and they start laughing.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Nega Connor face palms, "Can I please kill him, please!"

Ander grabs his ass, "Sorry cool guy, but this night has just started!" and he gets on the table and starts dancing, Alex and Connor then following suit.

Ander stops, "Wait, is this a crazy fun song, a slow happy/sad song, or a 'fuck it, lets dance/have sex song'?

"It's a crazy fun rock song." says Connor.

"Well we are playing now!" says Jim. "A-one-and-two-ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"


And then the three dance outside. Nega Connor says "Fuck it" and grabs a bottle of Vodka and walks outside.

You better not get jizz on my bed again, I am talking to you Alex.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOC=I got to go too bed, I will put something here tomorrow.

 

[Knife-28]

Deciding to return to the normal mall, I go to a hocky field near the Canadian mall and find some Disgruntled Canadian Ice Hocky Players.

Knife-28 used One finger salute!
It's not very effective......

Disgruntled Canadian Ice Hocky Players used pummle
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

I respawn in the normal mall and notice it's night time. I look up and see a full moon out. "Man, this is ponderous..."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC for Knife

Part of the Mall has been teleported to the Mojave Wasteland from Fallout New Vegas and the other part is in real world Canada. Just a reminder...

[HEADING=2]In the middle of the night at CANADA![/HEADING]

Nega Connor wakes up to find he is in a bed with Connor and Alex-n-Ander. "God, this is why I don't drink."

He puts on his track pants and nylon jacket (+2 Agility) and walks into the Bar to find Martin awake and still drinking with everyone else passed out.

"Hummmmm, how did you knock them unconscious again?" says Nega Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"First of all, it's the middle of the night, why are you waking everyone up, and second of all, I don't have one, fucking yourself is masturbation." say Nega Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Terrifying Presence]If you think you doing what I think your doing, don't even fucking think about it or I will put you in Connor's oubliette and I will show you how I got to the power level I am at now." says Nega

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Now, I am going to get myself a virgin pina colada and then go back to sleep." and Nega Connor does so.

[HEADING=2]The next morning[/HEADING]

"Aguhhhhhh, my head!" says Connor as he gets out of bed, puts on his clothing, and walks into the bar to find everyone sleeping. "Humrp."

Connor sees Marin at the bar, still drinking Vodka and being the only one awake, and he pats him on the shoulder and says "Why is evil me in here?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Well I finished inside Nega me's ass, so for all I know it got absorbed like a suppository, I don't know about Alex-Ander though." says Connor.

"Uggggghhh, what, you guys had sex?!" says Jim.

"['Confident' Bachelor]Yes, problem?"

"I am sure he doesn't." says Martin, trying to cover his ass so he doesn't get sucked into's Connor's hell of a mind by Nega Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Nega Connor gets out of his chair after hearing the commotion and says "Why do my the back of my pants feel moist."

"LOL, I DON'T KNOW!" yells Connor as he puts on a troll cat face, then Martin and him start laughing it up.

"What?!" says Tox and his other personalities.

"Nothing..." says Connor. Nega Connor goes to the bathroom and cleans up as regalar Connor goes outside to wake up Alex-n-Ander.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OMG, REALLY!?" yells Ander.

"Ughhhhgh, what?" says Alex.

"Oh, cool." says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Nega Connor gets out of the bathroom and says "I hate Six Flags."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Spoiler: OOC

I got to go until about 7 tonight, eastern standard time. See you later Tox.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]

Alphonse has finished setting up a target at 50 yards.

RaN: "That's good Alphonse! You might want to stand back!"

Alphonse:

Got it.

Alphonse wheels himself away.

Auditor: "RaN, are you sure this is safe?"

RaN: "I have no idea."

Reaching out my left arm, I take careful aim. I fire a blast of energy at the target through the brace on my wrist, annihilating the target and the part of the mall standing directly behind it.

RaN: "Holy shit, that's awesome!"

[HEADING=3]ELSEWHERE IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]

Knife teleports onto the roof of the Mall. Looking over the park, he watches as I destroy the target with my bracer.

Knife: "Holy shit, that's awesome!"

[HEADING=1]IN APPLELOOSA![/HEADING]

After a ten-minute ride, we finally send a signal out to HQ.

RaN: "HQ? We've get a new lead."

The Director responds.

Director: "Excellent! What have you discovered?"

RaN: "He's stalking an alicorn named Rosaline. We need a security detail sent to Canterlot, ASAP!"

For several seconds, I receive nothing but silence on the transceiver.

RaN: "Did you hear what I said? He'll kill another pony tonight if we can't send in an armed detail. Respond, over!"

Director: "... Rosaline is my daughter."

RaN: "What?"

Director: "I'm sorry, I have to go."

RaN: "No, wait!"

The Director hangs up on his end.

RaN: "Goddammit!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]Back at Canada[/HEADING]

As the group of cool guys walks to the Six-Flags, a figure about 3 miles away, 3 miles high in a sky scraper, wearing Winterized T-51b power armor with the remnants of a Leather Jacket around the chest piece, with a tag on the back of the Jacket saying "Six," looks upon them holding a holding a Match armor piercing loaded .50 BMG WidowMaker with a rubber grip, times 6 to 1006 zoom scope, a box mag holding 24 bullets, and a extended barrel, the gun having the safety on. The man sees Martin lagging along with the rest of them, and says. "You see this, Great guy?" he says.

"Yup, awesome guy." says a powerful voice.

"Well I see it, and I don't believe it."

"You didn't think you would be transported to a similar time as him, didn't you."

"I am just happy about the coincidence, Alexander."

"Well, Backroom, why do we go down there and say hello to them?" the man lowers his rifle.

"I will, just want to sit here and wait a moment." says Backroom Six as he sits down next to a wall, "It's good to know my friend is still alive."

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"Come on Martin, hurry up!" says Jimmy to the back of the group.

 

[Connor Lonske]

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"Sooooo, what are we waiting for again?" says Alexander the Great.

"Who do you think, he is probably coming to us now." says Backroom Six.

"Well your 13 perception amazes me again."

"Thanks awesome guy. I think I hear him about 1 miles away, about to get here in three. Two. One." Martin teleports next to him.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Sarcasm]Man Martin, you are such a great smooth talker. I think I am jizzing in my pants just listening to your voice."

They both laugh.

Alexander spawns next to them as Connor stands up. "Hey Martin, hows not getting any going?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"See Xoxfu is still going." says Backroom, "And I came here a little after you left, didn't expect to see you at all. See your taking care of me, yourself, and everyone else like as planed."

"I bet he told them about how Sister takes control of the Auditor's powers." says Alexander.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Xotfu, if he did that he would make things ten times worse, things can always get worse." say Alexander.

"So Martin, how's other me and nega me doing?" says Backroom.