Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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"Good luck being dead Jimmy boy!" says Ander.
"Yeah, we won't forget you and stuff!" says Connor.
"Yeah, we won't forget you and stuff!" says Connor.
Connor shoots his WidowMaker at the crowd and kills about 5 people with one shot, and then uses his tactical knife to kill another 3 of them.
"Lawl." says Connor as he goes into his inventory to find he is missing his Laptop, "The fuck?! WHERE IS MY LAPTOP!"
"Remember we used it save Martin and give him all those levels." says Ander.
"Man, this sucks!" says Connor.
"I am sure with his great summoning powers he can get you a new one cool guy." Ander says.
"Uggggh, fine." say Connor as they get close to Ashfie.
"Remember we used it save Martin and give him all those levels." says Ander.
"Man, this sucks!" says Connor.
"I am sure with his great summoning powers he can get you a new one cool guy." Ander says.
"Uggggh, fine." say Connor as they get close to Ashfie.
"Can it play Crysis!?" yells Connor, looking at the powerful labtop, having a dark energy tied to it.
"OMG! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!" yells Connor.
"What is it!" says everyone else.
"Dem graphics, they are sooooo awesome!" says Connor in response to his new game.
"What is it!" says everyone else.
"Dem graphics, they are sooooo awesome!" says Connor in response to his new game.
"Hell, I don't know, anyone want to get drunk at the bar?" says Connor. Ander, Alex, and Jim raising their hands.
At the bar, Connor, Alex, and Ander are all sitting on the same table next to the bar's bar where Tox-N-Martin's are talking about Tox's future and it's awesomeness, and all of Tox's personalities are talking on the table next to that.
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"So I said to the guy, 'Friend, or foe." and he was all like, foe, and then I kicked the shit out of him."
"Hah, you are quite the cool guy Connor!" says Ander.
"Yeah..." says Alex.
"Come on other me, you haven't even finished your first drink!" says Ander.
"It's nothing..." says Alex.
"Come on cool guy, you enjoy your drink," Connor says as he pats Alex on the back, he blushes, "it's not like anyone here cares if you drink too much."
"Ummmm, OK..." says a nervous Alex as he chugs down the bottle.
"Here, have another." says Ander as he passes him a bottle of Vodka (+25 Charisma with bros).
Alex drinks the heavily alcoholic drink, and then gets up on top of the table and yells "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
"Yes, party time!" says Connor as he plays club techno on his music player.
Then all three of them start raving.
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"So I said to the guy, 'Friend, or foe." and he was all like, foe, and then I kicked the shit out of him."
"Hah, you are quite the cool guy Connor!" says Ander.
"Yeah..." says Alex.
"Come on other me, you haven't even finished your first drink!" says Ander.
"It's nothing..." says Alex.
"Come on cool guy, you enjoy your drink," Connor says as he pats Alex on the back, he blushes, "it's not like anyone here cares if you drink too much."
"Ummmm, OK..." says a nervous Alex as he chugs down the bottle.
"Here, have another." says Ander as he passes him a bottle of Vodka (+25 Charisma with bros).
Alex drinks the heavily alcoholic drink, and then gets up on top of the table and yells "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
"Yes, party time!" says Connor as he plays club techno on his music player.
Then all three of them start raving.
[HEADING=1]IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]
After taking a nice nap, I wake up in my room in the clock tower.
RaN: *yawn* "That was a nice nap."
I walk into the park and find the Auditor, hungover and lying back on the edge of a fountain.
Auditor: "Hey. Tox and Connor were here."
RaN: "You said 'were'? Why'd you let them go?"
Auditor: "It's not like they put up a fight. They stopped by looking for information and left."
RaN: "You know where they went?"
Auditor : "How the Hell should I know?"
I suddenly sense a massive break in the fourth wall.
I brace for the effects of the shattering fourth wall, but nothing happens.
RaN: "Well, that's different."
A shock wave knocks me off of my feet. Looking around, I notice a strange device has appeared on my left wrist.
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RaN: "What the fu-?"
[HEADING=1]ELSEWHERE![/HEADING]
The Auditor pulls me back on my feet.
Auditor: "You all right, mate?"
RaN: "Yeah, I'm okay."
The Auditor gets his hand on the device.
Auditor: "What's this?"
RaN: "I dunno. It was there when I got knocked down."
Auditor: "Should we get it off?"
RaN: "No, no. I think I'll toy around with it a little. See what it does."
[HEADING=1]IN APPLELOOSA![/HEADING]
After a day's travel by train and ten hour's travel on foot, Ghost, Roach, and I approach the home of Krastos, the Glue Maker.
Ghost: "Doesn't look like there's much of a house left."
RaN: "Files said the place was already abandoned when Krastos moved in. After the last raid, it's unlikely we'll find him here."
Roach: "So why are we here?"
RaN: "Looking for information on any other hideouts he has. We may even get identification on some of the victims he could be stalking next."
I walk up to the front door, but immediately spy movement from a nearby window. I motion for Ghost to check the back entrance and for Roach to enter the basement.
I draw my handgun and kick down the door.
After taking a nice nap, I wake up in my room in the clock tower.
RaN: *yawn* "That was a nice nap."
I walk into the park and find the Auditor, hungover and lying back on the edge of a fountain.
Auditor: "Hey. Tox and Connor were here."
RaN: "You said 'were'? Why'd you let them go?"
Auditor: "It's not like they put up a fight. They stopped by looking for information and left."
RaN: "You know where they went?"
Auditor : "How the Hell should I know?"
I suddenly sense a massive break in the fourth wall.
RaN: "Oh, come on!"martintox said:
I brace for the effects of the shattering fourth wall, but nothing happens.
RaN: "Well, that's different."
A shock wave knocks me off of my feet. Looking around, I notice a strange device has appeared on my left wrist.
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RaN: "What the fu-?"
[HEADING=1]ELSEWHERE![/HEADING]
[HEADING=1]BACK IN THE MOJAVE![/HEADING]
The Auditor pulls me back on my feet.
Auditor: "You all right, mate?"
RaN: "Yeah, I'm okay."
The Auditor gets his hand on the device.
Auditor: "What's this?"
RaN: "I dunno. It was there when I got knocked down."
Auditor: "Should we get it off?"
RaN: "No, no. I think I'll toy around with it a little. See what it does."
[HEADING=1]IN APPLELOOSA![/HEADING]
After a day's travel by train and ten hour's travel on foot, Ghost, Roach, and I approach the home of Krastos, the Glue Maker.
Ghost: "Doesn't look like there's much of a house left."
RaN: "Files said the place was already abandoned when Krastos moved in. After the last raid, it's unlikely we'll find him here."
Roach: "So why are we here?"
RaN: "Looking for information on any other hideouts he has. We may even get identification on some of the victims he could be stalking next."
I walk up to the front door, but immediately spy movement from a nearby window. I motion for Ghost to check the back entrance and for Roach to enter the basement.
I draw my handgun and kick down the door.
[HEADING=1]After five minuets of raving at CANADA![/HEADING]
Connor, Alex, and Ander are still dancing to hardcore techno, annoying the hell out of everyone else.
"Go dance somewhere else!" yells Tox, Martin, and his summons at the same time.
They then dance their way into the street, music still going.
A lighting bolt strikes next to them, a large floating wolf head spawns out of the strike of his Godly power, and he is wearing a neon baseball cap backwards.
"You three are the greatest partier's of this universe, and many others! And so, will am give you one cool wish, were-Alexander, is that you?"
"Hey party god, what's up." says Ander.
"OMG OMG OMG, WE ARE GETTING A WISH RIGHT!?" yells Alex, very drunk.
"Hey, why do you look like courage wolf?"
"First question, hey Ander," says the party god, "Second question, yes, you are."
"OMG!" yells Alex with glee.
"Last question, don't tell anyone, but he's my twin brother."
"[Speech 64]That's great, cool guy!"
"[SUCCESS]Thanks guy, you seem really cool and stuff," says the party god, "Now, which one of you gets the wish."
"I say we give it to Alex." says Connor.
"Hell, not like I am going to screw myself over, Alex can have it." says Ander.
"OMG! I WISH THAT ME, THE REST OF ME, AND CONNOR HAVE A THREESOME!"
"What?!" says Connor and Ander.
"Your wish is my one time only command." and then the party god blast them with a lazer of pure party energy, and they all start dancing harder as Connor plays BassNectar on his techno player and they have the craziest of three person parties... naked.
Connor, Alex, and Ander are still dancing to hardcore techno, annoying the hell out of everyone else.
"Go dance somewhere else!" yells Tox, Martin, and his summons at the same time.
They then dance their way into the street, music still going.
A lighting bolt strikes next to them, a large floating wolf head spawns out of the strike of his Godly power, and he is wearing a neon baseball cap backwards.
"You three are the greatest partier's of this universe, and many others! And so, will am give you one cool wish, were-Alexander, is that you?"
"Hey party god, what's up." says Ander.
"OMG OMG OMG, WE ARE GETTING A WISH RIGHT!?" yells Alex, very drunk.
"Hey, why do you look like courage wolf?"
"First question, hey Ander," says the party god, "Second question, yes, you are."
"OMG!" yells Alex with glee.
"Last question, don't tell anyone, but he's my twin brother."
"[Speech 64]That's great, cool guy!"
"[SUCCESS]Thanks guy, you seem really cool and stuff," says the party god, "Now, which one of you gets the wish."
"I say we give it to Alex." says Connor.
"Hell, not like I am going to screw myself over, Alex can have it." says Ander.
"OMG! I WISH THAT ME, THE REST OF ME, AND CONNOR HAVE A THREESOME!"
"What?!" says Connor and Ander.
"Your wish is my one time only command." and then the party god blast them with a lazer of pure party energy, and they all start dancing harder as Connor plays BassNectar on his techno player and they have the craziest of three person parties... naked.
The three party very hard, and then Alex says "Wait, *hic*, let me s-s-spawn a bed and, uhhhh, stuff."
You can guess what happens next to Connor, Alex, and Ander, the writer decided just to let the music do the talking. Just imagine some PG-13 sex scene as this plays.
You know what, make that R-17 due to it being gay sex, you know those bias government rating boards.
A bed spawns next to them, and they get in it as inside, not noticing the great music being sung in the bar.
You can guess what happens next to Connor, Alex, and Ander, the writer decided just to let the music do the talking. Just imagine some PG-13 sex scene as this plays.
You know what, make that R-17 due to it being gay sex, you know those bias government rating boards.
[HEADING=1]The next morning, after 99 bottles of vodka and assorted drinks on the wall, 99 bottle of vodka[/HEADING]
Connor wakes up in a bed out on the street with two similar and familar looking men and all three of them are naked, the two look a likes hugging each other.
"Guuuuuh, my head..." says Connor quietly. He finds his clothing on the ground with Alex and Ander's and sorts though them finding his. He puts them on and walks into the bar to find Tox and his personalities knocked out on the floor.
A Martin walks out of the latrine, not looking as if he had had a hell of a lot of drinks last night, but like he just took a big shit.
"What happened last night?" says Connor.
Connor wakes up in a bed out on the street with two similar and familar looking men and all three of them are naked, the two look a likes hugging each other.
"Guuuuuh, my head..." says Connor quietly. He finds his clothing on the ground with Alex and Ander's and sorts though them finding his. He puts them on and walks into the bar to find Tox and his personalities knocked out on the floor.
A Martin walks out of the latrine, not looking as if he had had a hell of a lot of drinks last night, but like he just took a big shit.
"What happened last night?" says Connor.
"[Lie]Can't remember what happened last night, sure it's nothing I had control of or wanted." says Connor.
"Suuuuurrrrreeee." says Martin.
"Suuuuurrrrreeee." says Martin.
Oh yeah, RaN, forgot to ask you, did you draw that picture of the Glue Maker? It was pretty good. I hope me and Tox jerking each other off hasn't made you not want to tell your story, I'm interested in it
"I-Uhhhhh, got toooooo... GO!" says Connor as then races out the door and tries to wake up Alex and Ander.
"Uggggh, man, last night was fuck awesome eh?" says Ander.
"Yeah yeah, now take your clothing at get back to your respective bodies!" orders Connor.
"Fine, jezz." says Ander as he quickly puts on his clothing and goes inside Connor.
"Come on Alex, wake up."
"Ughghhg, what happened?" says Alex.
"I had sex with you and yourself, now get in your clothing and walk into that bar as if it never happened!" tells Connor.
"Oh my god, am I naked?!" Alex cries.
"Yes, and stop that." says Connor.
"OMG, now I'm not a virgin."
"I am not going to tell you all the ways that doesn't make sense, now get dressed!" says Connor.
"Come on me, Connor is super scoped on being in the closet, now help him out and get dressed please." says Ander comfortingly.
"Fine..." he gets dressed and Connor and Alex walk into the bar.
Connor puts on a cool face and says, "Hey, I just needed to take care of the mess me, Alex and Ander made from our party, don't need to worry about it."
"Yeah yeah, now take your clothing at get back to your respective bodies!" orders Connor.
"Fine, jezz." says Ander as he quickly puts on his clothing and goes inside Connor.
"Come on Alex, wake up."
"Ughghhg, what happened?" says Alex.
"I had sex with you and yourself, now get in your clothing and walk into that bar as if it never happened!" tells Connor.
"Oh my god, am I naked?!" Alex cries.
"Yes, and stop that." says Connor.
"OMG, now I'm not a virgin."
"I am not going to tell you all the ways that doesn't make sense, now get dressed!" says Connor.
"Come on me, Connor is super scoped on being in the closet, now help him out and get dressed please." says Ander comfortingly.
"Fine..." he gets dressed and Connor and Alex walk into the bar.
Connor puts on a cool face and says, "Hey, I just needed to take care of the mess me, Alex and Ander made from our party, don't need to worry about it."
"Aw man, we have to play the out dated original," say Connor as he spawns Ander and walks over to computer 6 and Ander to 7, "but I have gotten so used to cool graphics of the third game!"
"Hey, that laptop is from the far future, and it can barely play the game, now deal with it cool guy." replies Ander.
They get on the computers and load up the game. "I am soooo going to kick your ass Tox." says Connor, friendly, but competitively.
"Hey, that laptop is from the far future, and it can barely play the game, now deal with it cool guy." replies Ander.
They get on the computers and load up the game. "I am soooo going to kick your ass Tox." says Connor, friendly, but competitively.
[HEADING=2]Two Minuets Later[/HEADING]
*Player: AlexMINUSander wins!*
"Damn it Ander, you got like, 3 kills that game!" says Connor.
"I guess Alex took our video game skills, and they where beast." says Ander.
*Player: AlexMINUSander wins!*
"Damn it Ander, you got like, 3 kills that game!" says Connor.
"I guess Alex took our video game skills, and they where beast." says Ander.
[HEADING=2]Thirty minuets later, after Alex wins a few more games.[/HEADING]
*Player: Sammy wins*
"Ha ha, suck it Alex." says Sam.
"Sorry, I don't think Alex is into that sort of thing." says Martin.
"[Lie]What, I am sure he is." says Connor.
*Player: Sammy wins*
"Ha ha, suck it Alex." says Sam.
"Sorry, I don't think Alex is into that sort of thing." says Martin.
"[Lie]What, I am sure he is." says Connor.
[HEADING=2]In the middle of the night![/HEADING]
"uggggggghhhhhh!" tiredly yells Connor as he fires a rocket, completely missing the motionless Tox in the game.
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz." says Tox.
"uggggggghhhhhh!" tiredly yells Connor as he fires a rocket, completely missing the motionless Tox in the game.
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzz." says Tox.