Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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"Hey, what happens to me in the future?" says Connor.
"Wouldn't that be telling?" says Ander.
"[Charisma 7]Yeah, I don't want to hear about my future, I'M THE MASTER OF MY OWN DESTINY!" yells Connor to the heavens.
"Wouldn't that be telling?" says Ander.
"[Charisma 7]Yeah, I don't want to hear about my future, I'M THE MASTER OF MY OWN DESTINY!" yells Connor to the heavens.
[HEADING=1]ON CERES![/HEADING]
As dusk approaches, Sister huddles near a campfire outside her cave.
"Just because I'm stuck on an ice planet doesn't mean it has to be so damn cold!"
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
RaN: "Give us a sec?"
Director: "Of course. Take all the time you need."
The Director walks out the door and speaks with Celestia.
RaN: "So guys, what do you think?"
Ghost: "It's a simple assassination job. We get in quick before he even realizes we're there."
Roach: "I'm more concerned about what we have to bargain with."
Ghost: "Our freedom, obviously."
Roach: "I still can't help but feel we're getting the short end of the deal here."
RaN: "You want to find your way back home? We can't do that if we stay locked up in a cell somewhere. Let's give them what they want. Maybe they can help us later."
Ghost: "Agreed."
Roach: *sigh* "Fine."
I step out of the office and address Celestia and the Director.
RaN: "We'll do it."
As dusk approaches, Sister huddles near a campfire outside her cave.
"Just because I'm stuck on an ice planet doesn't mean it has to be so damn cold!"
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
RaN: "Give us a sec?"
Director: "Of course. Take all the time you need."
The Director walks out the door and speaks with Celestia.
RaN: "So guys, what do you think?"
Ghost: "It's a simple assassination job. We get in quick before he even realizes we're there."
Roach: "I'm more concerned about what we have to bargain with."
Ghost: "Our freedom, obviously."
Roach: "I still can't help but feel we're getting the short end of the deal here."
RaN: "You want to find your way back home? We can't do that if we stay locked up in a cell somewhere. Let's give them what they want. Maybe they can help us later."
Ghost: "Agreed."
Roach: *sigh* "Fine."
I step out of the office and address Celestia and the Director.
RaN: "We'll do it."
"Man, I wanted to go to Liberty City, or real NYC. I could of shown you guys the sights!" says Connor.
"Hey Connor, don't you play Half Life?" says Ander.
"Yes, I am not saying this is bad, it's just too mainstream." replies Connor
"Heh heh, yeah cool guy." says Ander.
"Citizens, show us your ID papers!" says a Immigration Authority Metro Cop.
"[lie/implying implications]Hey Tox," says Connor, "you got our papers, right?"
"Hey Connor, don't you play Half Life?" says Ander.
"Yes, I am not saying this is bad, it's just too mainstream." replies Connor
"Heh heh, yeah cool guy." says Ander.
"Citizens, show us your ID papers!" says a Immigration Authority Metro Cop.
"[lie/implying implications]Hey Tox," says Connor, "you got our papers, right?"
"You know, I was implying that you were supposed to kill him." says Connor.
"Hey, don't drink the water, it's like, 2.95 a bottle." says a citizen.
"I'll try to remember that." says Connor.
"You just stole that joke." says Ander.
"What, it's not like Gordon Frohman saw me do that?" relies Connor.
Gordon Frohman passes through after Connor's group walks out and leaves.
"Hey, don't drink the water, it's 2.95 a bottle." says the same citizen.
"I'll try to, HEY! I have the feeling this has happened before or something?" says Frohman.
"Hey, don't drink the water, it's like, 2.95 a bottle." says a citizen.
"I'll try to remember that." says Connor.
"You just stole that joke." says Ander.
"What, it's not like Gordon Frohman saw me do that?" relies Connor.
Gordon Frohman passes through after Connor's group walks out and leaves.
"Hey, don't drink the water, it's 2.95 a bottle." says the same citizen.
"I'll try to, HEY! I have the feeling this has happened before or something?" says Frohman.
I referenced to this comic, it's good, you should read it.
[link]http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2005-05-05[/link]
[link]http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2005-05-05[/link]
"Man, I gonna show you all the cool places here! Lets start with the, hey, we're in Bohan. Man, this place sooooo looks like the ghetto I come fro-I mean know about." Connor continues.
"Man, these people know how to live, all those cool clothing and jewelry, wish I had a chain like that, all the other higher powers would be jealous of how stylin' I would be." says Ander, "Right Alex?"
"Man, these people know how to live, all those cool clothing and jewelry, wish I had a chain like that, all the other higher powers would be jealous of how stylin' I would be." says Ander, "Right Alex?"
Connor fires his Anti-materiel Widow Maker at the Tank's driver seat, killing a FIB cop. "I think I just killed a cop?" says Connor.
"Anyone know how to drive?" says Ander.
"Anyone know how to drive?" says Ander.
The Tank falls with everyone in it, and everyone is going
as they hit the ground, everyone somehow still alive.
as they hit the ground, everyone somehow still alive.
"Man, I hate fantasy RPGs," says Connor, not noticing Tox's lack of a face, "Can we go somewhere else?"
"Oh man, I LOVE THIS GAME!" says Connor as he starts platforming to the other roof. "Come on guys! This way!"
Connor then starts playing this.
Connor then starts playing this.
Connor switches tracks as the chopper stops in front of us and drops some PK troops.
Connor and Tox then beat up the troops kung-fu style and Connor takes their G36, "Cool gun."
"We should probably get out of here before they drop in more." say Ander.
"Yeah, lets go back to the Mojave and see how RaN and everyone else is doing, I mean we have been leading the story for about 2 pages now with little work from them, we should bring them back." says Alex.
Connor and Tox then beat up the troops kung-fu style and Connor takes their G36, "Cool gun."
"We should probably get out of here before they drop in more." say Ander.
"Yeah, lets go back to the Mojave and see how RaN and everyone else is doing, I mean we have been leading the story for about 2 pages now with little work from them, we should bring them back." says Alex.
"We are apparently outside the bar?" says Connor.
"Lets go in!" says Ander, and they do so to find it full of Daleks drinking Oil. "Hey, isn't that the Auditor over there, that guy owes me and Alex five bucks."
"Uhhhh, what?!" says the drunk higher power, "Oh, it's you! Mr. Connor and Tox, the co-*hick*cool guys! Here to beat me again, arn't you?"
"Lets go in!" says Ander, and they do so to find it full of Daleks drinking Oil. "Hey, isn't that the Auditor over there, that guy owes me and Alex five bucks."
"Uhhhh, what?!" says the drunk higher power, "Oh, it's you! Mr. Connor and Tox, the co-*hick*cool guys! Here to beat me again, arn't you?"
"I am going to go see if D-FB is in here, hope he isn't too mad at me." says Connor has he looks into the crowd, holding a bottle of beer.
"Uhhhhhh, another one please!" says the Auditor. "Sooo*hick*, what do you want."
Tricky gives the Auditor a bottle, "lol, on de houze." he says.
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"Hey, you cool guys seen D-FB?" says Connor to a crowded Dalek table.
"NEGATIVE, BUT HE DID COME WITH US THOUGH THE FOURTH WALL." says one Dalek.
"NEGATIVE DALEK 4-D-GB, HE WAS KILLED BEFORE AT A DESERT." says a different one.
"What!?" says Connor.
"NEGATIVE DALEK GHB-64, HE CAME WITH US, HE WAS PROMOTED TO SECOND IN COMMAND."
"YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OIL, 5-15-DB! HE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!" says the last Dalek, and they keep arguing as Connor walks over to the other table, same set of random answers, and the next, until he talked to all the Daleks in the bar, after Tox's and the Audtior's conversation.
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"Look, I don't care *hick* what you do, just leave me out of it." says the Auditor.
"Uhhhhhh, another one please!" says the Auditor. "Sooo*hick*, what do you want."
Tricky gives the Auditor a bottle, "lol, on de houze." he says.
---
"Hey, you cool guys seen D-FB?" says Connor to a crowded Dalek table.
"NEGATIVE, BUT HE DID COME WITH US THOUGH THE FOURTH WALL." says one Dalek.
"NEGATIVE DALEK 4-D-GB, HE WAS KILLED BEFORE AT A DESERT." says a different one.
"What!?" says Connor.
"NEGATIVE DALEK GHB-64, HE CAME WITH US, HE WAS PROMOTED TO SECOND IN COMMAND."
"YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OIL, 5-15-DB! HE IS RIGHT OVER THERE!" says the last Dalek, and they keep arguing as Connor walks over to the other table, same set of random answers, and the next, until he talked to all the Daleks in the bar, after Tox's and the Audtior's conversation.
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"Look, I don't care *hick* what you do, just leave me out of it." says the Auditor.
"We could use the Daleks and the Auditor's help to stop the troops," says Ander, "Connor could get the Daleks to help us, and me and Alex can convince the Auditor."
"Sounds like a plan!" says Connor.
"Sounds like a plan!" says Connor.
"There has got to be a hell of a lot of troops, how will blowing up a few in Canada make a difference?" says Connor.