Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"IT'S BEEN SO LONG, DON'T HAVE IT ON MY MEMORY BANKS." says D-FB "CONNOR CALLED ME D-FB"

"Oh, we know who you are, he talks about you and stuff." says Alex.

"OH BOY, CONNOR REMEMBERS ME!" says D-FB, "I'M SO HAPPY NOW THAT I CAN FIND HIM AND STUFF"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I'm getting drunk, what's it to you guy?" says Connor on the Scouter.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Well that is really awesome and stuff, gonna get of the scouter for a second."

Connor turns of his Scouter.

[HEADING=1]In the bar confidently in yelling ear shot of Tox, his personalities, and D-FB.[/HEADING]

"OMGOMGOGMOGMGOGMOGGOJIGHJSDGFSIODGHSDJHGKLSJDHGHSDGLJhjSDF" Connor over loads. He turns back on the Scouter.

"So, where are you guys, I'll come to you."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor and his personalities walk over to the lobby to find it was in ear shot of his joy full screams. "You guys didn't hear any of that, did you?"

"COOL GUY, IT'S YOU AND STUFF."

D-FB plays the recording of them playing Epic Sax Guy.


Then Connor start humping the air and starts playing the synths from the remixed epic sax guy song.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"So D-FB, how stuff and stuff?" says Connor.

"BAD AND STUFF, I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN A DESERT FOR WEEKS LOOKING FOR YOU COOL GUY!" replies D-FB.

"Wow, if you weren't a bro bot you would of probably died." says Connor, "Want to get drunk and stuff?"

"I WOULD LOVE TO GET OIL, BUT MY TREADS, THEY ARE NOT FUNCTIONING."

"I bet Alex could fix it!" says Ander.

[HEADING=1]SUBBASEMENT 6725[/HEADING]

Tox's scouter goes off. "Hey cool guy!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"That's cool, can you send other me, we need to fix D-FB's treads and stuff." Says Ander on the Scouter.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]Back at the Mall[/HEADING]

"OK other me, do your thing!" says Ander.

Alex looks at D-FB.

"STOP STARING AT MY PROTON CHARGER." says D-FB

"Oh, sorry." says Alex as he looks at the treads. "OK, I can fix this, give me a minuet."

[HEADING=2]One minuet later[/HEADING]

"AWESOME." says D-FB as he starts rolling around.

"Well that's nice, lets get drunk!" says Connor as they head off back to the bar.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]IN CANTERLOT![/HEADING]

I walk back to my apartment, having not received a single case that day. You'd think Equestria would be a great place to live, but give it a few months and life can be just as dull here as anywhere else. I pass by Roach on my stroll through the park.

RaN: "Hey Roach."

Roach brushes me off and keeps walking. He hasn't taken adjusting to life here as well as the rest of us.

I walk upstairs, turn the key in the lock, and walk inside my one bedroom apartment. I crash on the bed.

RaN: "I get to go to work early tomorrow. Yay me."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN REAL LIFE[/HEADING]
Waffles reads over what he misses.

"Now if only Waffle's writer would fucking post." says Connor.

"Screw you, Connor!", I, I mean, he says, "You don't tell what to do!"

He stays away from Mall Thread just out of spite for him.
[HEADING=1]A SEVERAL HOURS LATER[/HEADING]
He check the thread, "I'm doing this on my own accord, not because Connor!", he begins typing, "Goddamn 'cool guy', couldn't keep a drink cold..."

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN THE MALL[/HEADING]
Robo-Waffles, Felix and the daemons run around the Mall, carry Waffles to a safe place to rest.

"

Shitshitshitshitshitshit!

"

""

The daemons say something a long the lines of "Shitshitshitshitshitshit!" in there own daemon language.

They finally find Burger King and quickly stop there.

Felix sets up a literal electric fence.

Robo-Waffles slaps me, "

Wake up dammit!

", he continues.

It then gets an idea, "

Well, I guess his writer couldn't think of a way to wake him up,

"

I shakes a bit.

"

I mean, this whole thread is full of wannabe writers. Not one could a thought of something!

"

I shake more.

"

I mean, not so last minute, Deus Ex Machi-

"

Robo-Waffles get *****-slapped, "Shut the hell up about the fourth wall!", I yell.

I then shake my head, "Wait, where am I?"

Felix, the daemons, and even Robo-Waffles gather around me and give me a hug, "The hell is going?", unbeknownst to all of us, the electric wall fell.

"

EXTERMINATE!

", screams an automated Dalek voice.

"Oh...I forgot." I stand up, fiddle with my Dalek arm, and it starts playing Voodoo Child.


I walk towards the door.

"

What the hell are you doing!?

", Robo-Waffles yells.

I stand in front door, smile maliciously, and kick it down and yell, "WHO WANTS SOME!?"

The Daleks all aim at me.

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, BACK IN REAL LIFE[/HEADING]
"Cliff hanger, bitches!", I, I mean, my writer yells to nobody.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=1]BACK IN THE REAL WORLD[/HEADING]
"You're penis must be very exciting then!", Waffles writer yells, "...Wait."
He then gasps, "Deus ex machina!"

[HEADING=1]BACK WHERE WE LEFT OFF[/HEADING]
I get hit with a flaming robot hand, I then throw Bryght and the army of Daleks and then start

EXTERMINATING

them.

Spoiler: OOC

I think I may have written myself into a corner and it shall take a while to figure out how to get myself out of it.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Tox,", my writer says, "That was RaN."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

[HEADING=1]BACK TO THE MALL[/HEADING] (with no more interruptions)
"Tox!" I say as I start kicking non-existent Dalek ass, "Ya just stand there like a lump on log or help me?!"

Spoiler: OOC

I shield every on an OOC field, "Wait, isn't Xandus banished?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sup, Tox.", I say as I

EXTERMINATE

a random Dalek, "How's life treatin' ya?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I sang karoke.", I say, I then fiddle with my Dalek arm, "They must be tracking on my signal."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Depends, what is it?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I shake my head, "I think I got it. Lemme help."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I just stand, "Did they just leave me?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"OH SNAP!"
I active my spray paint mode on my Dalek arm and paint the Sentinel orange.
"GOT THAT MANGO SENTINEL, SO PRINGLES!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ah, I wanted to do that!", I say, "I call dibs on the next kill!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I crack my knuckles, I jump up and kick one of the Sentinels head, bounce off his robot torso, punch the other Sentinel with my Dalek arm,

EXTERMINATE

the rest of his torso, ride the shockwave of the beam to finish the first Sentinel with head pull.

I jump back towards Tox, "'K. Let's go."