Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I fiddle my Dalek arm, a small Dalek appears in my hand, "Now, I want you to video tape whole thing, got it?"
It beeps.
I leave it so it can tape the fight.
It beeps.
I leave it so it can tape the fight.
I laugh, "You poor fools! Why use magic when you have SCIENCE!"
I punch a hole in the floor, fall down head first in room full of Daleks.
I punch a hole in the floor, fall down head first in room full of Daleks.
Connor wakes up in the bar. "Ughhh, got to stop drinking during important parts of the plot." he pulls all of his personalities into him and walks over to D-FB and reactivates him.
"HEY COOL GUY, FULLY CHARGED." says D-FB.
"Cool, OK, now to get the Daleks to stop killing every one. I bet Waffles can help." says Connor as he turns on his Scouter "Hey, any one there?"
"HEY COOL GUY, FULLY CHARGED." says D-FB.
"Cool, OK, now to get the Daleks to stop killing every one. I bet Waffles can help." says Connor as he turns on his Scouter "Hey, any one there?"
"Your not killing Daleks are you?"
"Ummmm, maybe?" says Tox.
"OK, seriously, stop that mother fucking shit and stuff."
"Ummmm, maybe?" says Tox.
"OK, seriously, stop that mother fucking shit and stuff."
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Connor facepalms, "Ugh, just put Waffles on the line."
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"Hey waffles, phone for you!" says Tox as he hands the Scouter to Waffles.
Connor facepalms, "Ugh, just put Waffles on the line."
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"Hey waffles, phone for you!" says Tox as he hands the Scouter to Waffles.
"Awesome! So we just-" A loud crash is heard, "The hell was t-"
"Tox, run, run as fast as you can."
I grab the phone, run, and fiddle with my Dalek arm at the same time, "Hello!?"
"Tox, run, run as fast as you can."
I grab the phone, run, and fiddle with my Dalek arm at the same time, "Hello!?"
"Hey waffles, can you like, stop killing Daleks and stuff, I got a plan to get them to stop being asshole and convert back to cool guy ways I taught them a while ago."
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"YOU THINK THIS WILL WORK COOL GUY?" says D-FB.
"I don't know, we can't do it with out Waffle's support."
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"YOU THINK THIS WILL WORK COOL GUY?" says D-FB.
"I don't know, we can't do it with out Waffle's support."
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"Fuck this, I'm find you guys!" says Connor. "Lets go D-FB!"
They walk over to the elevator. "Hey guys, what's up?"
They walk over to the elevator. "Hey guys, what's up?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever!" I throw the phone away.
I type into my arm "Jade Harley" and hit a button.
"huh? what am i doing here?"
Jack Noir stops, I cheer.
I type into my arm "Jade Harley" and hit a button.
"huh? what am i doing here?"
Jack Noir stops, I cheer.
"Hey waffles, aren't not to break the fourth wall like you just did." says Connor, "Oh yeah, and hey lady dude."
Jack Noir and Jade appear with me, "Drastic times call drastic measures, plus the fourth wall is starting to break, it was inevitable."
"um........could some explain to me whats going on?"
I explain to Jade what's going on.
"oh ok!
"
I glare at Jack Noir, he glares back at me, "Could he help us too?"
Jade thinks, "i dont know.......hes been awfully bad lately......."
"um........could some explain to me whats going on?"
I explain to Jade what's going on.
"oh ok!
"I glare at Jack Noir, he glares back at me, "Could he help us too?"
Jade thinks, "i dont know.......hes been awfully bad lately......."
"Hey lady, is he damaged by .50 BMG bullets?" says Connor as he pulls out his WidowMaker Sniper.
"um...no.....tell you the truth, i don't know what can hurt him.", Jade said with a shrug, "and STOP CALLING ME LADY, i'm only 13."
"K cool girl." says Connor as he puts away his rifle. "So, how do we stop him from killing us? I haven't watched Homestuck."
I have read a little into it, but my character never did.
Sorry I haven't been here for awhile. I skimmed through the story but skipped over the details. Anything important I should know?
[HEADING=1]SOMEWHERE ELSE IN SPACE... SOMEWHEN ELSE IN TIME![/HEADING]
???: "At last, your training is complete. Seven years have passed, but now you are ready for your first task."
Sister: "Seems like we first arrived here only a few days ago."
???: "In your perspective, it has. But the rules of time and reality do not apply here. Now, take my hand."
Sister takes the cloaked man's hand, transporting them to a parallel universe.
[HEADING=1]IN OTHERWORLD![/HEADING]
Sister: "What are we doing here Master?... Master?"
As Sister discovers she has been left alone, the cloaked man's voice resonates in her mind.
???: "You will encounter a wall of darkness and the wrath of the underworld. These will help you."
Sister: "I don't even know what that means."
Sister walks into the dilapidated Mall.
[HEADING=1]IN CANTERLOT![/HEADING]
7 a.m. I'm not used to waking up this early. The phone rings. I answer, still groggy from sleep.
RaN: "Hello?"
Ghost: RaN, it's Ghost. I just got a call. Come down to the station.
RaN: "Alright... I'll be there in an hour."
I shower myself off, get dressed, and walk out the door.
Indeed. This deserves a celebratory song.martintox said:
[HEADING=1]ON ASHFIE![/HEADING]
RaN: "So, what do you want us to do?"
Interrogator: "We need you to capture Tox and bring him in for questioning. We don't trust him."
NaR: "What's in it for us?"
Interrogator: "Well, you get to keep your lives for one thing."
RaN: "Actually, I'm immortal."
Interrogator: "... What?"
RaN: "Yeah, being King of Hell gives me fringe benefits."
Interrogator: "Oh... Well then, I suppose we have nothing to offer you then."
RaN: "Hell, I'll do it anyway. I haven't seen him in a while anyway."
Interrogator: "Excellent. Now give me your palms."
NaR and I reach out our hands. The interrogator injects career chips into our palms.
NaR: "Ow!"
RaN: "Oh come on, that didn't hurt at all."
NaR: "That's cause you're already as close to dead as you can get."
Interrogator: "You are now agents of the Sixth Wall. Congratulations. You know your orders. Move out."
NaR and I get up and walk out of the room.
Can anyone just condense the main plot happenings of the last 5 pages, I would read them, but it would take several centuries with my internet at the moment
I slowly regain consciousness, and sit up in what looks like some form of wooden hut, with a splitting headache. "Hello?" I call out weakly, taking a gander at the various knick knacks on the shelves while I wait of a reply. I don't have to wait long, as the door at the far end of the room opens, and a zebra steps in. "Ah, awake at last, I see." She says, walking over to the bedside table and opening a pouch containing various herbs. "It is dangerous, to venture among the Everfree".
"I'm sorry, but who are you, heck, where am?" I say, proping myself up on my elbow.
"Yes, you must have much to ask, but first, here, drink from this flask". The zebra hands ( or rather, hoofs) me a small flask, filled with a dull red liquid.
"Umm, what is this?" I ask, looking at the flask questionably.
"Do not fear for yourself, it is a simple brew, ment to boost one's health".
I take one more look at the flask, before downing the whole thing in one gulp, and I do feel a little better.
"Ok then, let me start from the beguining, where am I?"
I sit back on the bed, and rub the bridge of my nose. " So let me get this straight, I'm in a land populated by talking ponies, in a forest filled with all sorts of unspeakable horrors, and I haven't had a decent meal in days".
"Yes, and Zecora is name," She says as she drews another meal, "And now I must ask you the same."
"Ok, fair enough, my name's...." I stop, reaching a mental blank. "No," I mutter shocked, "I can't have amnesia..."
"This condition is not known to me, is it at all deadly?"
"Oh no, not deadly, just the loss of one's memory, nothing deadly at all."
"Ah, I see, that is quite a catastrophe."
"Ah, come one Knife, think, think." I pause for a second, and then cry out in joy, starling Zecora. "Yes, I did it, Knife, my name's Knife...um, 28! That's it, Knife-28!"
"That is quite a starange name, but then again, I guess your parents are to blame."
"Yes, yes my parents..."
Zecora takes a taste of her brew, and satisfied with the taste, poars some in a bowl, and carries it over to me.
"Here, eat this soup, it will get your head out of a loop."
I accept the bowl and start to eat, trying to remember more than my name.
"Yes, and Zecora is name," She says as she drews another meal, "And now I must ask you the same."
"Ok, fair enough, my name's...." I stop, reaching a mental blank. "No," I mutter shocked, "I can't have amnesia..."
"This condition is not known to me, is it at all deadly?"
"Oh no, not deadly, just the loss of one's memory, nothing deadly at all."
"Ah, I see, that is quite a catastrophe."
"Ah, come one Knife, think, think." I pause for a second, and then cry out in joy, starling Zecora. "Yes, I did it, Knife, my name's Knife...um, 28! That's it, Knife-28!"
"That is quite a starange name, but then again, I guess your parents are to blame."
"Yes, yes my parents..."
Zecora takes a taste of her brew, and satisfied with the taste, poars some in a bowl, and carries it over to me.
"Here, eat this soup, it will get your head out of a loop."
I accept the bowl and start to eat, trying to remember more than my name.