Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Can I come?" I say with a '' face.

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, let's go." *Opens door to a DeLorean*

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, 1955, here we come!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I jump in the car, "Fuck yeah!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"[HEADING=2]WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/HEADING]", I exclaim in glee.

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, subjects, be very careful. We can't afford to-"

The DeLorean is hit by lightning and sent travelling through time.

 

[Ren3004]

"Is that...?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I am a woman, "The hell, Tox!?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I am now a man, "This is ok, I guess."

 

[Ren3004]

I check the date in the DeLorean's time circuits.

"Great Scott! Tox, Waffles! We're 10 minutes in the future!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh what, a glorious day! It's like watching yourself being born!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Tox, we're in the future! Unless... Unless the past we thought we were in was actually further back in the past and we inadvertently came back to the date Claymorez opened the mall!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I look up and see Nukey parachute into the Mall with his homemade sword, I wait for those ten glorious seconds.

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, guys, I show up in not too long. Do you know what that means?"

 

[Ren3004]

"Guys! We have to go!" I say, looking away. "If I meet my other self, we could unraveel the space-time continuum, causing the ultimate destruction of the Universe."

 

[Ren3004]

"Wait. Sam is a girl?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah. I was surprise too."

 

[Ren3004]

"Look, there he is!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Connor jumps, "I'm a cool guy, bluh bluh BLUH", he says.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]Meanwhile, it the present of the Canada Mall[/HEADING]

"Man, lets play some fucking metal man!" says Connor.

"Oi, I'll play guitar." says Jimmy.

"I call bass, which are belong to us!" says Connor.

"I WILL COMMENCE THE DRUMMING!" says D-FB

"I'll sing!" says Ander, as he brings all his air to the bottom of his lungs.

"One two three four!"


My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker

Berserker
Berserker
Berserker!

Then a DeLorean rushes out of nowhere and leaves a fire trail on the ground.