Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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D-FB goes "THIS VEHICLE IS VERY CRAMPED IN THE BACK OF SAID VEHICLE!"
"Also, were are we going?" say Ander.
"I'm fucking bored man!" says Connor.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" says everyone but D-FB.
"But boredom is the first step onto relapse!"
"Connor, don't you dare!" says Waffles.
D-FB plays this.
"Oh-" says Connor as he is hit across the head by Tox and is KOed.
"Also, were are we going?" say Ander.
"I'm fucking bored man!" says Connor.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" says everyone but D-FB.
"But boredom is the first step onto relapse!"
"Connor, don't you dare!" says Waffles.
D-FB plays this.
"Oh-" says Connor as he is hit across the head by Tox and is KOed.
"No! If we're gonna do something awesome, we need awesome music!" I hack the radio and play Homestuck music.
Connor looks in amazement "Wow, real snow and stuff!" he says and then jumps in the snow and starts rolling around.
"Also, why do I feel as if someone is possessing my personality?" says Backroom.
"I'm sure it's nothing..." says Real Tox.
"Fuck you guy, he's my character, I will post him!" says real Connor.
"I'm sure it's nothing..." says Real Tox.
"Fuck you guy, he's my character, I will post him!" says real Connor.
"Hey cool guy who I very very vaguely remember." says Backroom to Ren as they walk.
Alexander spawns next to them, "You know, I'm here too guys!"
"Did you notice something?" says Connor.
"NEGATIVE" says D-FB
"Don't be dicks cool guys." says Ander.
"Sorry cool guy." says Connor.
"It's fine I guess guy." says Alexander as they get to the reception desk.
"Hey, this is Backroom Six, can you let me and my unarmed and complety cool guy friends go up to see-" say Backroom as he looks over to Tox and whispers "Why are we hear again?"
Alexander spawns next to them, "You know, I'm here too guys!"
"Did you notice something?" says Connor.
"NEGATIVE" says D-FB
"Don't be dicks cool guys." says Ander.
"Sorry cool guy." says Connor.
"It's fine I guess guy." says Alexander as they get to the reception desk.
"Hey, this is Backroom Six, can you let me and my unarmed and complety cool guy friends go up to see-" say Backroom as he looks over to Tox and whispers "Why are we hear again?"
"Backroom's a stupid fuckin' name," Alternate Future Space-Time Me mentions, hopping out of a portal leading back to page 50 or so of this thread so as not to fuck up any establishing continuity involving characters based on myself and looking very snappy in a grey suit, complete with top-hat and dapper cane, "though I imagine there must be some Mall-related significance behind it, so I won't judge..."
I point my stick at WafflesAndBacon and nod. "Crystamanthequins. I approve. Would've gone with Umbral Ultimatum myself, though. Or this:"
"Anyway, just popped in to say I am, in fact, a man - a truly manly guy - though apparently some iterations of me aren't." I jab in the attractive gender-bent me's direction with my stick and grin. I'd have to find myself a copy of that one somewhere...
"Alright, get back to your screwy plot shit. And, I dunno, good luck." Tapping my cane on the ground, I open another rift in time and hop out into the void, promptly getting torn apart by the struggling energies of time and space.
I point my stick at WafflesAndBacon and nod. "Crystamanthequins. I approve. Would've gone with Umbral Ultimatum myself, though. Or this:"
"Anyway, just popped in to say I am, in fact, a man - a truly manly guy - though apparently some iterations of me aren't." I jab in the attractive gender-bent me's direction with my stick and grin. I'd have to find myself a copy of that one somewhere...
"Alright, get back to your screwy plot shit. And, I dunno, good luck." Tapping my cane on the ground, I open another rift in time and hop out into the void, promptly getting torn apart by the struggling energies of time and space.
"Wow, what a guy!" say everyone.
"*Ahum* So yeah, can we like, go up and do stuff and stuff?" says Backroom to the receptionist.
"Fine, just don't do anything stupid." says the lady.
"OK, lets go before this get any weirder." says Connor.
"*Ahum* So yeah, can we like, go up and do stuff and stuff?" says Backroom to the receptionist.
"Fine, just don't do anything stupid." says the lady.
"OK, lets go before this get any weirder." says Connor.
"Maybe going there isn't the best of ideas." says Connor.
"I AGREE." says D-FB.
"I don't know, these guys seem cool!" says Jimmy.
"I don't think we have a choice." says Ander.
"Oh yeah, just in case you guys need to know, they don't know I'm Connor from the future. So, yeah." says Backroom.
"Well isn't that just dandy, so in case they want to steal me away and stuff, they can just do that not knowing that they are fucking over one of there own."
"Well, they don't have Backroom as a member yet, his ID is just a valid from the future so they think he is one of them." say Alexander.
"I AGREE." says D-FB.
"I don't know, these guys seem cool!" says Jimmy.
"I don't think we have a choice." says Ander.
"Oh yeah, just in case you guys need to know, they don't know I'm Connor from the future. So, yeah." says Backroom.
"Well isn't that just dandy, so in case they want to steal me away and stuff, they can just do that not knowing that they are fucking over one of there own."
"Well, they don't have Backroom as a member yet, his ID is just a valid from the future so they think he is one of them." say Alexander.
"...Screw it, I can't follow any of this," I mumble, respawning in the space between spaces and shuffling out into the room where you bastards are. "I'm gonna attempt to get back into the thread for the big finish - as would only be proper for an awesome coolkid such as myself -but I don't have a damn clue what's goin' on in the slightest. This used to be, like, a game! Where we killed each other! We didn't have frickin' STORYLINES! We didn't TALK TO ONE ANOTHER! So, if this is gonna work, I'm gonna need somebody to give me a run-down of the last, uh... thread."
"Uhh, what do we tell him?" says real Connor.
"I don't know?" says all the other writers.
"I'll explain it, but It will take like, 10 minuets or so to write." says real life Martin.
"We can wait!" says all the current players (Waffles, Tox, Connor, Ren, RaN, Knife)
"Fucking ell, this is boulks." says Jimmy from Quadrophina by The Who.
"D-FB DOES NOT THINK IT WILL TAKE THAT LONG!" says D-FB, the Dalek.
"I could type up an essay, but me and Ander have only been around since page 90 something." says Alex, half of Alexander the dragon, a higher power.
"Well I am fucking bored, being in a sword sucks!" says Martin, future Tox.
"This power armor chafes." says Backroom Six, future Connor.
This is gonna take a while.
"I don't know?" says all the other writers.
"I'll explain it, but It will take like, 10 minuets or so to write." says real life Martin.
"We can wait!" says all the current players (Waffles, Tox, Connor, Ren, RaN, Knife)
"Fucking ell, this is boulks." says Jimmy from Quadrophina by The Who.
"D-FB DOES NOT THINK IT WILL TAKE THAT LONG!" says D-FB, the Dalek.
"I could type up an essay, but me and Ander have only been around since page 90 something." says Alex, half of Alexander the dragon, a higher power.
"Well I am fucking bored, being in a sword sucks!" says Martin, future Tox.
"This power armor chafes." says Backroom Six, future Connor.
This is gonna take a while.
"Hey, I don't know what the fuck is going on! I'm just in it for the movie jokes and references, speaking of that." real Connor types something out.
"This is fucking boring man." says real Connor
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yells everyone but Sam G.
"What?" says Sam.
"But boredom is the first step onto relapse." says Connor.
D-FB starts playing this.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yells everyone as Connor starts dancing.
He looks up to the screen.
"Would you fuck me. I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard." and takes off his jacket and *CENSORED BECAUSE THIS IS A FUCKING STUPID JOKE-Thread AI*
"This is fucking boring man." says real Connor
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yells everyone but Sam G.
"What?" says Sam.
"But boredom is the first step onto relapse." says Connor.
D-FB starts playing this.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yells everyone as Connor starts dancing.
He looks up to the screen.
"Would you fuck me. I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard." and takes off his jacket and *CENSORED BECAUSE THIS IS A FUCKING STUPID JOKE-Thread AI*
"Oh, man, you guys're fightin' Sister? I love Sister! Looks like I'm gonna have to kill you all, then," I say, then smack Martinox across the face with my cane. Without missing a beat, I spin around and drive the end into Ren's stomach, winding him, then roll over his back and elbow Connor in the spine. The plethora of other bastards I can't be troubled to name turn to me, and I invoke my space-time powers, freezing time and peppering blows across the bodies of all of them.
"Time resumes," I mutter, and the effects of the injuries I inflicted on you all kick in.
"Time resumes," I mutter, and the effects of the injuries I inflicted on you all kick in.