Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Connor stops making out with Sam "What the fuck, how did I get here?" says Connor.
Sam pulls his head back into his and they continue kissing.
Sam pulls his head back into his and they continue kissing.
"Oi, this is really fucking gay!" yell Jimmy as he sits in a bench next to the bush, D-FB goes into sleep mode.
Connor's head raises out of the bush, "Well if you don't like it, go back to your subbasement!"
"Ell, I WILL!" Jimmy yells as he storms back to the elevator.
[HEADING=1]5 minuets later![/HEADING]
Postal Dude pisses on Jimmy's body "Now the flowers will grow!"
Connor's head raises out of the bush, "Well if you don't like it, go back to your subbasement!"
"Ell, I WILL!" Jimmy yells as he storms back to the elevator.
[HEADING=1]5 minuets later![/HEADING]
Postal Dude pisses on Jimmy's body "Now the flowers will grow!"
I run through the castle courtyards, dodging the Royal Guards, and Ghost and Roach. I head through the main doors of the castle and head up the staircase, hooking a right away from another group of guards. 'God, half the damn castle must be after me!' I think, heading into what looks like it was a ballroom, past startled construction workers. I hook a right, then duck left, trying to throw my pursuers off my trail, I blast through one last set of doors, which were much grander that the ones before me, and realise I've run into the throne room. I stop, and slump to my knees, defeated. As the Royal Guards pour into the room behind me, the large white Alicorn on the throne walks down the steps towards me. "What?s this?" She says, stopping in front of me, "Another human? Well, this is a surprise." She looks up at the large group of royal guards in the room, and nods towards the door, "You may leave us now." The guards, looking a little confused, exit the room, leaving me, the alicorn, Ghost and Roach. "You too." She says, looking at the two soldiers.
"With all due respect Princess," Ghost says, pointing at me, "This man could be a serious danger, he could be working with Krastos for all we know!?
?It is quite all right, l can take care of myself.?
Ghost grumbles, and he and Roach follow the rest of the Royal Guard. ?Now then,? The Princess says, ?Here?s a deal, you answer a question for me, and I answer a question for you, deal??
?Deal.? I say, standing up and offering my hand to shake, before retraction it, realising here lack of hands.
?My first question simple, how did you get here?? The Princess asks me.
?Oh, I just thought I would drop in.? I say sarcastically, before seeing the Princess?s icy stare, ?Through the portal in the Everfree Forest.? I answer hastily, before asking my own question, ?Ok, my turn, who are you??
?I am Princess Celestia, ruler of the land of Equestria, and the one who raise?s the sun for the day, and the moon and stars at night.? Before Celestia asks her question, her eyes narrow, and she grabs me with telekinesis, smashing me against the wall. ?WERE DID YOU GET THOSE CLOTHES!? She yells angrily.
?What, the suit? I dunno.? I choke out.
?No, under it!?
I look down at my shirt, sky blue, with a lightning bolt coloured red, yellow and blue, coming out of a cloud. ?I don?t know, you can have it!? I cry desperately.
?WHERE DID YOU GET THEM!? The Princess near screams. The doors burst open, and the royal guard, lead by Ghost and Roach run in. Celestia hurls me at them, and I land at their feet. ?Take this, thing, back to his cell, and put out an APB of one Miss Rainbow Dash.? Roaches foot comes down on my head, but not before one thought goes through my head, ?I need to stop getting knocked out.?
"With all due respect Princess," Ghost says, pointing at me, "This man could be a serious danger, he could be working with Krastos for all we know!?
?It is quite all right, l can take care of myself.?
Ghost grumbles, and he and Roach follow the rest of the Royal Guard. ?Now then,? The Princess says, ?Here?s a deal, you answer a question for me, and I answer a question for you, deal??
?Deal.? I say, standing up and offering my hand to shake, before retraction it, realising here lack of hands.
?My first question simple, how did you get here?? The Princess asks me.
?Oh, I just thought I would drop in.? I say sarcastically, before seeing the Princess?s icy stare, ?Through the portal in the Everfree Forest.? I answer hastily, before asking my own question, ?Ok, my turn, who are you??
?I am Princess Celestia, ruler of the land of Equestria, and the one who raise?s the sun for the day, and the moon and stars at night.? Before Celestia asks her question, her eyes narrow, and she grabs me with telekinesis, smashing me against the wall. ?WERE DID YOU GET THOSE CLOTHES!? She yells angrily.
?What, the suit? I dunno.? I choke out.
?No, under it!?
I look down at my shirt, sky blue, with a lightning bolt coloured red, yellow and blue, coming out of a cloud. ?I don?t know, you can have it!? I cry desperately.
?WHERE DID YOU GET THEM!? The Princess near screams. The doors burst open, and the royal guard, lead by Ghost and Roach run in. Celestia hurls me at them, and I land at their feet. ?Take this, thing, back to his cell, and put out an APB of one Miss Rainbow Dash.? Roaches foot comes down on my head, but not before one thought goes through my head, ?I need to stop getting knocked out.?
[HEADING=1]ON ASHFIE![/HEADING]
RaN: "Tox... You have no idea what you've just done."
[HEADING=1]IN OTHERWORLD![/HEADING]
Sister's body begins to fade away.
Sister: "What's happening to me?"
Clarence: "Looks like you've been killed. Not your soul, just your body."
Sister: "But how? I was fine when I walked in here!"
Clarence: "Most peculiar. You may be the one I've been told to wait for."
Sister: "What does that mean?"
Clarence: "You are the link that will allow us to take over the real world."
Sister: "But I don't want that to happen! I want the world for myself!"
Clarence: "Too bad."
As Sister's body fades away, a bright light shines from her, rupturing the Otherworld.
[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]
Air-raid sirens sound off in the distance. I jump out of my chair and rush to my closet. I unlock the safe and take out my bolt-action rifle. Looking outside the window, I notice a heavy fog begin to roll in. In the fog, I can see a shadow of what appears to be... No, it can't be...
???: "Hello, Sage."
One of Slenderman's tendrils crashes through the window, stabbing me in the head.
RaN: "Tox... You have no idea what you've just done."
[HEADING=1]IN OTHERWORLD![/HEADING]
Sister's body begins to fade away.
Sister: "What's happening to me?"
Clarence: "Looks like you've been killed. Not your soul, just your body."
Sister: "But how? I was fine when I walked in here!"
Clarence: "Most peculiar. You may be the one I've been told to wait for."
Sister: "What does that mean?"
Clarence: "You are the link that will allow us to take over the real world."
Sister: "But I don't want that to happen! I want the world for myself!"
Clarence: "Too bad."
As Sister's body fades away, a bright light shines from her, rupturing the Otherworld.
[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]
Air-raid sirens sound off in the distance. I jump out of my chair and rush to my closet. I unlock the safe and take out my bolt-action rifle. Looking outside the window, I notice a heavy fog begin to roll in. In the fog, I can see a shadow of what appears to be... No, it can't be...
???: "Hello, Sage."
One of Slenderman's tendrils crashes through the window, stabbing me in the head.
"Wait, so... she was dead already?" I ask, suddenly curious about something that isn't inside Connor's pants.
"Yep," Tox replies.
"And yet... you just killed her," I point out.
"Yep," he says again, apparently not seeing what I'm driving at.
"...Sorry, could I just try something?" I ask. Not awaiting a reply, I draw the sword from my time-cane and stick it in Sister's stomach. Her eyes flick open and she screams, convulses and dies again.
I wave a hand in front of her face and check for a pulse. Nothing. "Okay, so she isn't alive, but..." I pull my sword out and stick it in her chest, and she screams again and writhes about for a while before going still again. "She isn't exactly dead, either. I mean, she sort of seems to be, but at the same time... she can die even more? I 'unno, I ain't an expert. Regardless, getting to the bottom of this is gonna be the key to solving our little dilemma."
"Yep," Tox replies.
"And yet... you just killed her," I point out.
"Yep," he says again, apparently not seeing what I'm driving at.
"...Sorry, could I just try something?" I ask. Not awaiting a reply, I draw the sword from my time-cane and stick it in Sister's stomach. Her eyes flick open and she screams, convulses and dies again.
I wave a hand in front of her face and check for a pulse. Nothing. "Okay, so she isn't alive, but..." I pull my sword out and stick it in her chest, and she screams again and writhes about for a while before going still again. "She isn't exactly dead, either. I mean, she sort of seems to be, but at the same time... she can die even more? I 'unno, I ain't an expert. Regardless, getting to the bottom of this is gonna be the key to solving our little dilemma."
[HEADING=1]IN REAL NYC![/HEADING]
"Hey cool guy out my window, that's a cool trick you got there, but I'm in the middle of something." says Real Connor.
[HEADING=1]BACK AT THE MALL[/HEADING]
"Come back to the bush cool guy." says Connor sexuality to Sam.
"Hey cool guy out my window, that's a cool trick you got there, but I'm in the middle of something." says Real Connor.
[HEADING=1]BACK AT THE MALL[/HEADING]
"Come back to the bush cool guy." says Connor sexuality to Sam.
