Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well shit!" I then 8-Bit'afy everything into a turn based RPG.

>Attack!
Summon
Magic
Abscond

I punch the Balrog. 80 damage.

 

[Ren3004]

I just shoot a lightning bolt at the Balrog.

 

[Ren3004]

"Wait, doesn't the Balrog have 2,000,000 hit points?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The Balrog uses its SECOND FORM of SEVENTEEN FORMS
Balrog uses HELLFIRE

I take 100 damage, Tox takes 85.

Attack
>Summon
>Felix
Robo-Waffles
Vaude
Medic Fairy
Canti
Magic 
Abscond

Felix appears, attacks the Balrog with a giant lighting bolt and leaves.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Huh?", I asked confused.

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, that was easy..."

 

[Ren3004]

"DIE, BALROG, DIE!!!" I say, making a blinding light appear from the end of my staff.

 

[Ren3004]

I make a stream of water shoot from the end of my staff, putting out the Balrog's fire and reducing its attack.

 

[Ren3004]

I fire a petrify spell at the Balrog, petrifying its legs.

 

[Ren3004]

I imbue the swords with acid, making the Balrog take damage over time.

 

[Ren3004]

I imbue the swords with acid, making the Balrog suffer damage over time.

 

[Ren3004]

I put all my points into speed and strength.

 

[Sam G]

I burst out of the Balrog's chest and bring two golf-clubs down with a crack upon Tox's head.

 

[Ren3004]

"Noooooooooooooo!!!"

I cast a death curse on Sam as retaliation.

 

[Sam G]

Aha, you fools! Since I had already died from Ren's death-curse, I had no life-energy to be sucked out of me, so the Death Vortex moved on to the nearest available target, which I'm going to presume was Xot.

Meanwhile, I respawn under Ren's feet and sit up sharply, headbutting him in the crotch. Aaaaaw yeah. Dick jokes r always funneh.

 

[Sam G]

[insert wit here]

 

[Ren3004]

I cast a shield around me.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"AUHGHH!" yells Connor as he stretches out of the bushes. He turns on D-FB and ask him, "Hey, did I get any last night?"

"I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT YOU DID GET JIMMY EXTERMINATED." he says.

"Oh, that sucks for him."

A meteor lands right next to then. "That's random." says Ander.

"Want to go clothing shopping?" says Connor.

"Sure!" says everyone in Connor's poise.

They go to the clothing store and try on new duds, and Ander says, "Hey, look at these awesome sun glasses!"

"I LIKE THIS TOP HAT HAT!"

"Oh boy, PANTS!" yells Connor

 

[Connor Lonske]

"NOOOOOOOOO!" yells Connor, "TEH PANTS ARE DEAD! WAHT NEXT, ZOMBIE GOAST!?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor-n-bros walk out with Tox, "So, hows Sam doing?"