Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"What the fuck is that thing? I'm not into fantasy fiction." says Connor.

"Oh, that's a Balrog and stuff, there pretty dumb and dangerous." says Ander.

"SHOULD WE EXTERMINATE IT?" says D-FB.

"Nah, let it be." says Connor as the creature starts smashing up the hardware store.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"What the fuck are those things?" says Connor.

"Those are moon gates, they teleport people magically." says Ander.

"Oh, cool I guess." Connor says and then whispers to D-FB, "All this nerdy shit is boring."

"I AGREE." says D-FB.

"What you guys talking about?" says Ander.

"Nothing, nothing." says Connor.

 

[Ren3004]

I cast new clothes over me. I've got a black leather wizard cloak and a fedora with magical runes around the brim.

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, no, I didn't, Martin. Anyway, how do you like the new outfit?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I change my clothes into white shirt with upside down black heart design, over a black suit jacket, black jeans and checkered gym shoes.
I also grab Katana, because I need something other then my Dalek arm and Katana's are cool.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Thanks man, I though I'd before the end of the Mall...And possibly our lives"

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, what's the plan?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I think the moongates might be connected to the Moon, Tox..."

 

[Ren3004]

"I'd rather face her after destroying her energy source... We should try that first."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Huh...", I start thinking, "...You think we can get Jack Noir to move the planets?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"So we just fuck around with the planets till we get it right?"

 

[Ren3004]

"So that's it? That was easy..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

We appear in a grey room with 12 computers set up, no one is around, "Damn, not it!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I ready my Katana, "Yes?"

 

[Ren3004]

Without giving the guards a chance to make their move, I wave my staff and all of them are suspended upside down in the air.

"Dammit, Tox!!! Now you've made me hung dead bodies!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"So, we leave?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

We appear in the Real World, "OH GOD NO!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Count on me, Tox!" I raise my staff and make molten cheese rain on the ponies.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I slash one of the Sentinels heads off and

EXTERMINATE

the another.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Moongate! Get to the Moongate!", I say as more Sentinels pour in.