Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Martin, stop turning back time and changing what you said! You've got an all-powerful God-Sword, we got it!
"Oh, I do!
Once upon a time, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard something in the kitchen. I went downstairs and saw a door shutting itself. I opened the door and in the corner of the room was a little girl crying. I could see the wall behind her, as if she was made of air. She looked at me and her eyes were completely black. She started getting up. I ran to the door, but it wouldn't open. When I turned around, she wasn't there any more. I attributed my vision to sleepiness, managed to open the door and went back to sleep.
The next day, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard something in the kitchen. I went downstairs and saw the little ghost girl trying to open the faucet. I approached her slowly and opened it. She looked at me and smiled, then disappeared. I woke up back in my bed and thought it was all a dream.
The next day I woke up in the middle of the night and heard nothing I went downstairs and heard something in the kitchen. The little girl was there once again. She held my hand and led me outside. When she crossed the door, she disappeared. I went back to my bedroom and tried to turn on the light, but couldn't find the switch, so I tried to hop into bed in the dark. I must have bumped into my wife because she woke up at once, trembling. She turned on the light, looked to her right and gave a blood-curling scream. Next to her laid my own dead body.
Then a guy pressed his face against the window and shouted 'FAKE FAGZ!!!'"
"Oh, I do!
Once upon a time, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard something in the kitchen. I went downstairs and saw a door shutting itself. I opened the door and in the corner of the room was a little girl crying. I could see the wall behind her, as if she was made of air. She looked at me and her eyes were completely black. She started getting up. I ran to the door, but it wouldn't open. When I turned around, she wasn't there any more. I attributed my vision to sleepiness, managed to open the door and went back to sleep.
The next day, I woke up in the middle of the night and heard something in the kitchen. I went downstairs and saw the little ghost girl trying to open the faucet. I approached her slowly and opened it. She looked at me and smiled, then disappeared. I woke up back in my bed and thought it was all a dream.
The next day I woke up in the middle of the night and heard nothing I went downstairs and heard something in the kitchen. The little girl was there once again. She held my hand and led me outside. When she crossed the door, she disappeared. I went back to my bedroom and tried to turn on the light, but couldn't find the switch, so I tried to hop into bed in the dark. I must have bumped into my wife because she woke up at once, trembling. She turned on the light, looked to her right and gave a blood-curling scream. Next to her laid my own dead body.
Then a guy pressed his face against the window and shouted 'FAKE FAGZ!!!'"
"Yeah!", we to the sub-basement.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, SLIGHTLY ABOVE US[/HEADING]
"What. The. Fuck.", says Alt. Waffles, he/I then run off.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, SLIGHTLY ABOVE US[/HEADING]
"What. The. Fuck.", says Alt. Waffles, he/I then run off.