[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]
"Okay, and Martin, you smoke? Wow, and I though I was badass."
"Okay, and Martin, you smoke? Wow, and I though I was badass."
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Tox trys to hand Connor some cola, Connor holds up his hand "Nah, I don't drink soda. ONLY VODKA!" and downs the rest of his bottle he was holding in his leather jacket pocket.
"That looks super gay." says Connor, who has never watched MLP and has no idea what that shit on his non-leather jacket meant.
Justin chuckles a little.
Justin chuckles a little.
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
Ghost and Roach walk down the prison hallway.
Ghost: "Can you believe that wuss actually wants to join?"
Roach: "Stupid, eh? Let's leave him locked up in there. We'll throw him out on the street if he doesn't bleed out."
Ghost: "I'd love to see the look on his face when that happens."
[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]
I step out of the back office, wearing a deputy's uniform. At least four different people are standing in the lobby.
"Where the Hell did you guys come from?"
Ghost and Roach walk down the prison hallway.
Ghost: "Can you believe that wuss actually wants to join?"
Roach: "Stupid, eh? Let's leave him locked up in there. We'll throw him out on the street if he doesn't bleed out."
Ghost: "I'd love to see the look on his face when that happens."
[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]
I step out of the back office, wearing a deputy's uniform. At least four different people are standing in the lobby.
"Where the Hell did you guys come from?"
[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
I awake a short time later, still a little groggy. I try to stand, but end up falling over and nicking myself on the chair on my way down. I lay there for what seems like ages, before I notice a bit of odd looking plaster on the wall. I slowly reach forward, and pick away at it, revealing a small hollow in the wall. I reach inside and pull out a cupcake, and a small note. I look questionably at the cupcake, and put back in the hollow, before unfolding and reading the note.
'Hi there! Here's a gift from your good friend Pinkie Pie, I hope you enjoy it, just be careful, it has an explosive taste.'
I put the note back next to the cupcake, and, after looking at it for a good minute, pick off one of the chocolate chips. I look at it, then hurl it at the wall, creating a puff of smoke and leaving a small crater a little bigger than a pinhead.
I stare at the wall for a while, the gears in my head turning faster and faster.
I awake a short time later, still a little groggy. I try to stand, but end up falling over and nicking myself on the chair on my way down. I lay there for what seems like ages, before I notice a bit of odd looking plaster on the wall. I slowly reach forward, and pick away at it, revealing a small hollow in the wall. I reach inside and pull out a cupcake, and a small note. I look questionably at the cupcake, and put back in the hollow, before unfolding and reading the note.
'Hi there! Here's a gift from your good friend Pinkie Pie, I hope you enjoy it, just be careful, it has an explosive taste.'
I put the note back next to the cupcake, and, after looking at it for a good minute, pick off one of the chocolate chips. I look at it, then hurl it at the wall, creating a puff of smoke and leaving a small crater a little bigger than a pinhead.
I stare at the wall for a while, the gears in my head turning faster and faster.
[HEADING=1]IN ...SOMEWHERE[/HEADING]
I stay in one spot cuddled up with several woodland creatures, "If its one thing I hate more than mannequins, its SNOW!"
I stay in one spot cuddled up with several woodland creatures, "If its one thing I hate more than mannequins, its SNOW!"
"You didn't have to do that,", I say, "I wasn't severely afraid of snow, I just didn't like it."
"Elephant!", I jump on the elephant, "Remember him, Tox? He's the one I feed to the Deathclaws!"
[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]
Tox throws me a 7 UP. I catch it, tap the top of the can, crack it open and drink it down.
Sage: "Thanks."
Tox: "Don't mention it."
Connor stares at me suspiciously, eying my badge and clutching his shotgun tightly.
Sage (in best Deep Southern accent): "Don't you get any funny ideas, boy."
Tox throws me a 7 UP. I catch it, tap the top of the can, crack it open and drink it down.
Sage: "Thanks."
Tox: "Don't mention it."
Connor stares at me suspiciously, eying my badge and clutching his shotgun tightly.
Sage (in best Deep Southern accent): "Don't you get any funny ideas, boy."
"Hey, calm down! Getting pissed isn't going to help us here!"
I look out into the fog covered street.
"I think this town is screwing with us. We should get out of here. I'm going to head inside and grab my gear. We'll leave in a few hours."
I look out into the fog covered street.
"I think this town is screwing with us. We should get out of here. I'm going to head inside and grab my gear. We'll leave in a few hours."
I'm going to sign off for a bit. I'll be back soon.
I look at Tox playing with himself (not like that you perv!), fling himself all around the room, making sounds effects, I slap the 7up out his hand then I slap him, "The fuck is wrong with, man!?"