Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Woah, woah, woah!", I say, "The fuck was that!? How the fuck did you respawn!?"

[HEADING=1]IN ...SOMEHWERE[/HEADING]

I drub the dead man with my foot, "So sad.", I say emotionless.

 

[Ren3004]

I let Tox pilot while I look through the porn.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I know!" I say looking in the box, "They have Backdoor Sluts 9!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Eh, the series really went downhill after 6. They dumbed it down for the Tivo crowd."

Thankfully, I saved all the porn from being burnt.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!", I yell at Tox, then hit him with a Whiskey bottle, "WHY DESTROY THE PORN!?"
I then hug Ren, "You are a God!"

[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD[/HEADING]
I grab my head, "Oh God, porn was almost destroyed.", I punch Tox, "I have a feeling you did it!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, sure, whatever!", I fond over the porn.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I step out the ship, "What now?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Attack
>Specials
------>Mega Dropkick!
Summon
Magic
Items
Abscond!

I dropkick a Magicusers, 400 damage.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Attack
Specials
>Summon
---------->Kekero Gunso
Magic
Items
Abscond!

A frog like creature appears riding inside of a robot, the robot punches the magicuser, 500 damage. The robot flies away.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I stop being 8-bit, "What the hell!? What happened to the chiptunes!?"

 

[Ren3004]

"I know, Waffles. I know."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fuckin' awesome!", I yell.

[HEADING=1]IN ...SOMEWHERE[/HEADING]

"Tell me, Ren!", I yell, "Everything better pixelated!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Everything, Tox! Everything!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Everyone has different prefe-", I freeze up, "I'm being watched..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Where is he?", I say still not moving.

 

[Ren3004]

"I think he's in your bedroom, Waffles."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I cuddle the box of porn, "You're safe with me.", I then look to Ren, "Y-..you think so, Ren?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Protect the porn!", I say as I unsheathe my katana and attack the dragon.

 

[Ren3004]

I hold the porn and run away with it.

 

[Ren3004]

"I was just taking it to a safe place!"

Fire comes out of the dragon's neck.