Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"Speaking of respawns, how do we get back to Canada?" says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Yeah, Sam and Pooplord are having a dual to the death, also, what is with this watch?" says Backroom.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Unless someone with magic can revive you. You know, and stuff." says Connor.

"Ah, how was limbo?" says Backroom.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK, lets get the players together except Pooplord and Sam." says Backroom.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]
Looking out window, I notice only one car sitting in station's parking lot.

"Oh my God."

I run the engine on the '66 Charger. Everyone piles in.

"Alright, let's go!"

We drive away from the fog covered town, fitting music playing in the background.


We drive to Starbucks.

 

[RaNDM G]

"What's wrong with CAKE?"

 

[Ren3004]

Suddenly, nukes start falling over us.

 

[RaNDM G]

I open my laptop, find a decent internet connection, and type up a storm.

[HEADING=1]IN CANTERLOT![/HEADING]

I find myself in Celestia's private chambers.

RaN: "Princess, we have to stop meeting like this."

Celestia: "I heard you have completed your project."

RaN: "It took a little magic and bribery, but it's done."

Celestia: "Good."

RaN: "I have space for one other person on board. With your permission, I'd like to recruit another officer for the mission."

Celestia: "Who?"

Suddenly, a battered Knife barges in through the chamber door.

RaN: "... I'll take him."

[HEADING=1]ON THE SSF![/HEADING]

"That's it. I'm getting us out of here."

I fly the ship away from the Mall as it is destroyed in a nuclear blast.

 

[RaNDM G]

We land in the ruins of D.C.

"Home sweet home away from home."

 

[Ren3004]

"Away from that Deathclaw right over there?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I draw my handgun and kill the Deathclaw with a shot to the head.


"Well, I was planning to visit Galaxy News. I have to tell the DJ to broadcast an emergency signal."

 

[Ren3004]

"Guys... There's the Deathclaw's family right in front of us."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Spoiler: Recap

Pretty please.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I run over a few Deathclaws with a Jeep, "'Sup guys."

 

[Ren3004]

Waffles accidentally runs me over.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I put the Jeep in neutral, kick it into the family of Deathclaws, shoot in and it explodes.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Looks like those Deathclaws..."

*puts on shades*

"... just got jeeped."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Noooooooooooooooooo!", I yell, "That didn't even make sense!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I got a bad feeling about this."

 

[Ren3004]

"What's the worst that could happen?"

AS I say this, an army of super mutants jump down from the surrounding buildings.