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[WafflesandBacon]

I start slashing mutants with no question.

 

[Ren3004]

I lift my staff and cast a shield around us.

"IT WON'T HOLD FOR LONG!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I get on the radio and record a message.

People, listen to me! There isn't much time left. We are being invaded by a hostile force. Barricade your homes and protect your families. Get off the planet if you can. We only have eight days before the invading army shows up. This signal will repeat itself every three minutes. Good luck out there.

I broadcast the signal.

RaN: "Let's go!"

I activate the device on my wrist and teleport us back to the ship.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I brandish my katana, "Some wanna explain to me what the hell that was?"

 

[Ren3004]

"We left waffles there! Oh, and Waffles too."

 

[RaNDM G]

I show Waffles the bracelet.

"It's some kind of alien device. I don't know how I got it, but I can use it to generate energy fields. That's how I was able to get us out of there."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I stare at RaN device, "Huh, never I'd saw that before. Kinda like my Dalek arm.", I show RaN my Dalek Arm.

 

[Ren3004]

"Isn't it Cowboys and Aliens?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Can we please get back to what we were doing? ... Wait, what were we doing again?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I shake my head at Tox, "I don't know, hopefully were going to the Veil [http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Veil]."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Whatever. I'm going to take a nap."

I crash on the couch and fall asleep.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I clean my katana of mutant blood whilst listening to music.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wait.", I say, "This is Earth?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Its just so...", I trail off, "Weird to be on the same ground as your creator, y'know?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I look out the land, in awe at the normality of it all. Its funny, I though my creator would live in a land of absolute beauty and wonder but...Its no different than my backyard.
I guess we always put our idols on such high pedestals we forget that they are no different than you and me. Its odd. ain't it?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I walk slowly behind Tox, "Wow.", is all I can muster.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Its so...Weird, but beautiful.", I chuckle, "I guess we're kinda like aliens, huh?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Just think about it, Tox.", I say, "We're in the same realm as our creators, our GODS really! You don't find it interesting?!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"So...This a Monty Python universe, not the real one?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I guess.", I say, halfheartedly, "I wanna see the Dead Parrot sketch live in person."