Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

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WafflesandBacon

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I walk out the store laughing, then I gasp, "Tox, come out here!", I say as I watch a man walking silly...ly.

 

WafflesandBacon

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The ship starts shaking, "What the hell is going on!?", Tox yells.
"Time warp!", I yell back as get in the pilot seat, "And I ain't talking Rocky Horror Show!" I brace the ship.
 

WafflesandBacon

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"Shut up!", I yell, "We're not gonna die!", I brace the ship for impact on any land we can find.

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, ON A ONCE DESTROYED PLANET[/HEADING]
A young troll emerges from his recuperacoon, what shall his name be?
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SHIT-HEAD MCDUMBASS
No, that's a horrid name! Give him a real name this time!
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CIALDE N'PANCETTA
Perfect, your name is Cialde N'Pancetta. Your interest are-
A large crash is heard.
I guess we don't have time for introductions! Go outside!
Cialde equips his BLADEKIND and heads outside to see to mysterious figures emerging from a destroyed ship.
 

RaNDM G

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I get up from the couch and have the last M&M cookie.

"It's so good."

I walk outside.

"This looks like... Actually, I don't know. I've never been here before."
 

Knife-28

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[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]
I open the doors the the throne room, and see Celestia talking to RaN (Who, due to my plot convenient amnesia, I have no memory of). "Umm, hi" I say with a little wave, "The director said to meet you here so...here I am." I quickly change my tone to a slightly more serious one, "So, what's the job?"
 

RaNDM G

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"You'll find out soon enough."

As Knife turns around, Ghost punches him in the face, knocking him out cold.

RaN: "That was pretty harsh, don't you think?"

Ghost: "He slipped away from me. He had it coming."

Celestia: "Take him somewhere comfortable and brief him on the assignment. The last thing we want is to have a valuable asset wandering the castle grounds."

RaN: "Yes, Princess."

Ghost and I drag Knife back to my apartment. I splash some water on his face.

Knife: "Ow... The fuck was that about?"

RaN: "Knife, how the Hell did you get here?!"

[HEADING=1]ON SOME PLANET![/HEADING]

Cialde: "Hey! The fuck are you all doing here?!"

RaN: "Who the fuck does this guy think he is?"
 

RaNDM G

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"You might want to tell the voice in your head to double check that. Is that number based for individuals or for every post combined?"