Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Stone Wera]

I respawn in the trash can. Only to find out he took the House Of The Dead machine.
"This... Means war!"
I rip a controller gun from one of the machines and go after him. Once I catch up I fire a warning shot at his back.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, DIRTBAG!"

 

[Alusin86]

After finishing encoding something on the computer and placing the watch in the machine, I hear this, "STOP RIGHT THERE, DIRTBAG!" Turning around to see Stone Wera with his head back. "Or what, your going to shoot me with that toy? I got a freaking cinder block, or do you not remember losing your head?" I said in front of a broken House of the dead 1,2, and 3 machines, all broken. Then I grab the cinder block and bash his head..... again.

 

[Stone Wera]

"OW!"
I wipe the blood from my brow and then the trash can behind me, I toss it at him and then run behind the House Of The Dead. I cut the cord with a nearby spoon, and cut the rest of the cords... I then decide to cut all the cords in the mall and it soon loses power. Withou light, I can;t see what I'm cutting and it takes me a second to realize I'm cutting off Alusin's head.
"Whoops, that's no wire!"
A laugh track plays I briefly pause until it's over.

Oh, by the way I respawned in the arcade.

 

[Alusin86]

Unknown to Stone Wera, groaning sounds were from the machines. Suddenly several hands come out of the machine and grab Stone Wera, Pulling him into them as the bodies those hands came from began biting into his flesh, ripping and tearing pieces off his body, devouring him till he was nothing but bone.

Oh yeah, I went there, Zombies.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Robin-Khan was suddenly teleported to the Mall Fight universe.
OH GODDAMMIT!I HATE THIS PLACE!THEIRS NO ONGOING STORY BEYOND KILL EVERYTHING AND KILL THEM SOME MORE AFTER THEY RESPAWN FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME!
Robin-Khan sighed.
Oh well.Time to unleash my ultimate weapon!

 

[Alusin86]

Robin-Khan was suddenly teleported to the Mall Fight universe.
OH GODDAMMIT!I HATE THIS PLACE!THEIRS NO ONGOING STORY BEYOND KILL EVERYTHING AND KILL THEM SOME MORE AFTER THEY RESPAWN FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME!
Robin-Khan sighed.
Oh well.Time to unleash my ultimate weapon!

OOC:we don't have infinite lives anymore, and no god weapon.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Robin-Khan was suddenly teleported to the Mall Fight universe.
OH GODDAMMIT!I HATE THIS PLACE!THEIRS NO ONGOING STORY BEYOND KILL EVERYTHING AND KILL THEM SOME MORE AFTER THEY RESPAWN FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME!
Robin-Khan sighed.
Oh well.Time to unleash my ultimate weapon!

OOC:we don't have infinite lives anymore, and no god weapon.

OOC some more:The first thing is good to know but beggging wont stop you from keeping Khan from unleashing his greatest creation!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Khan pulled out a remote control and pressed on a button on it creating a portal to his own dimension.From this portal came Khans ultimate weapon!
YO QUEDO TACO-BELL!Said the small half dog half machine coming out of the portal.
HAHAHA!WITH MY CYBORG TACO-BELL CHIWAWA NOTHING WILL BE ABLE TO STAND AGAINST ME!NOTHING!MUAHAHAHAH!

 

[Alusin86]

Robin-Khan was suddenly teleported to the Mall Fight universe.
OH GODDAMMIT!I HATE THIS PLACE!THEIRS NO ONGOING STORY BEYOND KILL EVERYTHING AND KILL THEM SOME MORE AFTER THEY RESPAWN FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME!
Robin-Khan sighed.
Oh well.Time to unleash my ultimate weapon!

OOC:we don't have infinite lives anymore, and no god weapon.

OOC some more:The first thing is good to know but beggging wont stop you from keeping Khan from unleashing his greatest creation!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Khan pulled out a remote control and pressed on a button on it creating a portal to his own dimension.From this portal came Khans ultimate weapon!
YO QUEDO TACO-BELL!Said the small have dog have machine coming out of the portal.
HAHAHA!WITH MY CYBORG TACO-BELL DOG NOTHING WILL BE ABLE TO STAND AGAINST ME!NOTHING!MUAHAHAHAH!

God destroys the weapon with a rule book.
"That'll teach you."
OOC:Sorry Claymorez, I had to do this.

 

[Stone Wera]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Robin-Khan was suddenly teleported to the Mall Fight universe.
OH GODDAMMIT!I HATE THIS PLACE!THEIRS NO ONGOING STORY BEYOND KILL EVERYTHING AND KILL THEM SOME MORE AFTER THEY RESPAWN FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME!
Robin-Khan sighed.
Oh well.Time to unleash my ultimate weapon!

OOC:we don't have infinite lives anymore, and no god weapon.

OOC some more:The first thing is good to know but beggging wont stop you from keeping Khan from unleashing his greatest creation!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Khan pulled out a remote control and pressed on a button on it creating a portal to his own dimension.From this portal came Khans ultimate weapon!
YO QUEDO TACO-BELL!Said the small have dog have machine coming out of the portal.
HAHAHA!WITH MY CYBORG TACO-BELL DOG NOTHING WILL BE ABLE TO STAND AGAINST ME!NOTHING!MUAHAHAHAH!

God destroys the weapon with a rule book.
"That'll teach you."
OOC:Sorry Claymorez, I had to do this.

OOC:You do know that the Cybrog-Taco-Bell Chiwawa wasnt a god weapon right?

God after realizing that the weapon wasnt a threat to him used his infinite powers to restore the Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg to its brown and chrome glory only to be detsroyed by the poster above me.

TACO-BELL CHIWAWA CYBORG!NOOOOO!Shouted Robin-Khan as he pulled out a 9 milimeter pistol and began to bust some caps in the ass of the person above.

 

[Alusin86]

I respawn in Staples and pick up a few magnets and paper clips. I arrive just in time to see the cyborg Taco Bell Dog emerge from the portal. Knowing just how to deal with machines I slap a magnet on the side of his head. His eyes glaze over and sparks start spitting from his neck.
"SHE'S GONNA BLOW!"
I jump away from the explosion just in time, and prepare myself by grabbing the nearest baseball bat.

OOC: Sorry man, But you were Ninja'd

Robin-Khan was suddenly teleported to the Mall Fight universe.
OH GODDAMMIT!I HATE THIS PLACE!THEIRS NO ONGOING STORY BEYOND KILL EVERYTHING AND KILL THEM SOME MORE AFTER THEY RESPAWN FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME!
Robin-Khan sighed.
Oh well.Time to unleash my ultimate weapon!

OOC:we don't have infinite lives anymore, and no god weapon.

OOC some more:The first thing is good to know but beggging wont stop you from keeping Khan from unleashing his greatest creation!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Khan pulled out a remote control and pressed on a button on it creating a portal to his own dimension.From this portal came Khans ultimate weapon!
YO QUEDO TACO-BELL!Said the small have dog have machine coming out of the portal.
HAHAHA!WITH MY CYBORG TACO-BELL DOG NOTHING WILL BE ABLE TO STAND AGAINST ME!NOTHING!MUAHAHAHAH!

God destroys the weapon with a rule book.
"That'll teach you."
OOC:Sorry Claymorez, I had to do this.

OOC:You do know that the Cybrog-Taco-Bell Chiwawa wasnt a god weapon right?

God after realizing that the weapon wasnt a threat to him used his infinite powers to restore the Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg to its brown and chrome glory.

Until he realized that shit hit the fan and revesed time to before Robin appeared. And before setting time right, sent Robin into limbo.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

 

[Alusin86]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

 

[Stone Wera]

"I've never played Heavy Rain!"
I get my head kung fu'd off and respawn back in Kittens 'N Knives.
I check my old watch... 3.
I check my new arm... No new watch.
"Perfect..."
I run from the hiding spot and sneak up on Robin, leaving a kitten with a knife in his back pocket.

 

[Stone Wera]

Spoiler: OOC

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:How was he cheating? He's fighting fair now.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:What do you mean cheating?The Taco-Bell dog was destroyed and Lepre-Khan is pissed and fighting the guy who destroyed him?Isnt the dog being destroyed what you wanted?

Ha!My pocket is lined with electric circuitry designed to fry anything in my back pockets for precisely this reason!Said Lepre-Khan as the kitten and its knife were electrocuted to death.

 

[Alusin86]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:What do you mean cheating?The Taco-Bell dog was destroyed and Lepre-Khan is pissed and fighting the guy who destroyed him?Isnt the dog being destroyed what you wanted?

Ha!My pocket is lined with electric circuitry designed to fry anything in my back pockets for precisely this reason!Said Lepre-Khan as the kitten and its knife were electrocuted to death.

Playing god to your own benefit (I know i did it, but it was for rules sake.) Not to mention, you just, reached into hammer space, and pulled out a god like object. Also, Didn't I send you into Limbo?

 

[Lepre-Khan]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:What do you mean cheating?The Taco-Bell dog was destroyed and Lepre-Khan is pissed and fighting the guy who destroyed him?Isnt the dog being destroyed what you wanted?

Ha!My pocket is lined with electric circuitry designed to fry anything in my back pockets for precisely this reason!Said Lepre-Khan as the kitten and its knife were electrocuted to death.

Playing god to your own benefit (I know i did it, but it was for rules sake.) Not to mention, you just, reached into hammer space, and pulled out a god like object. Also, Didn't I send you into Limbo?

OOC:How does creating a robot that gets easily taken out in a funny Juxtaposition to how it was Khans greatest creation make me playing god?Also whats hammer space what other god like object, and *looks back at previous posts* oh. You did.Well to fill that gaping plot-hole...

Khan using his remote was able to reattune to the vibrational frequency of the mall fight universe and re-enter it.He then found the person who killed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg and engaged him in a Heavy Rain fight sequence that ended with the dog murderer placing a kitten with a knife in his back pocket which was electrocuted.

"HAHA!"Yelled Khan in sick glee before the person who killed his dog tossed a live grenade in his pants.
As the explosion lifted him up
Looks like I'm blasting off again!Yelled Khan before falling back to the ground with his dismembered limbs,dying,and respawning.

 

[Alusin86]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:What do you mean cheating?The Taco-Bell dog was destroyed and Lepre-Khan is pissed and fighting the guy who destroyed him?Isnt the dog being destroyed what you wanted?

Ha!My pocket is lined with electric circuitry designed to fry anything in my back pockets for precisely this reason!Said Lepre-Khan as the kitten and its knife were electrocuted to death.

Playing god to your own benefit (I know i did it, but it was for rules sake.) Not to mention, you just, reached into hammer space, and pulled out a god like object. Also, Didn't I send you into Limbo?

OOC:How does creating a robot that gets easily taken out in a funny Juxtaposition to how it was Khans greatest creation make me playing god?Also whats hammer space what other god like object, and *looks back at previous posts* oh. You did.Well to fill that gaping plot-hole...

Khan using his remote was able to reattune to the vibrational frequency of the mall fight universe and re-enter it.He then found the person who killed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg and engaged him in a Heavy Rain fight sequence that ended with the dog murderer placing a kitten with a knife in his back pocket.

OOC: Isn't having the ability to get out of Limbo with the same remote as the dogs controller, basically a god object? I mean, no one has ever gotten out of Limbo.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:What do you mean cheating?The Taco-Bell dog was destroyed and Lepre-Khan is pissed and fighting the guy who destroyed him?Isnt the dog being destroyed what you wanted?

Ha!My pocket is lined with electric circuitry designed to fry anything in my back pockets for precisely this reason!Said Lepre-Khan as the kitten and its knife were electrocuted to death.

Playing god to your own benefit (I know i did it, but it was for rules sake.) Not to mention, you just, reached into hammer space, and pulled out a god like object. Also, Didn't I send you into Limbo?

OOC:How does creating a robot that gets easily taken out in a funny Juxtaposition to how it was Khans greatest creation make me playing god?Also whats hammer space what other god like object, and *looks back at previous posts* oh. You did.Well to fill that gaping plot-hole...

Khan using his remote was able to reattune to the vibrational frequency of the mall fight universe and re-enter it.He then found the person who killed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg and engaged him in a Heavy Rain fight sequence that ended with the dog murderer placing a kitten with a knife in his back pocket.

OOC: Isn't having the ability to get out of Limbo with the same remote as the dogs controller, basically a god object? I mean, no one has ever gotten out of Limbo.

OOC:Thats because they dont have the Briliant Briliance of Lepre-Khan!

WHY CANT I DO THIS RIGHT!?Shouted Lepre-Khan, feebily trying to put a square block into a circular hole.
Alusion came out from behind Khan and grabbed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg controller and Dimensional Crossover Remote.
NOOO!NOT MY ODDLY TWO FUNCTION REMOTE!
Alusion looked at the device with glee.
Do you know what this means?He asked Khan.
That you'll finally be able to save money on your car insurance by switching to gieco?Asked Khan.
NOOO!THAT I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THIS DREADED DIMENSION!I'M FREE!FREE!