Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Alusin86]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:What do you mean cheating?The Taco-Bell dog was destroyed and Lepre-Khan is pissed and fighting the guy who destroyed him?Isnt the dog being destroyed what you wanted?

Ha!My pocket is lined with electric circuitry designed to fry anything in my back pockets for precisely this reason!Said Lepre-Khan as the kitten and its knife were electrocuted to death.

Playing god to your own benefit (I know i did it, but it was for rules sake.) Not to mention, you just, reached into hammer space, and pulled out a god like object. Also, Didn't I send you into Limbo?

OOC:How does creating a robot that gets easily taken out in a funny Juxtaposition to how it was Khans greatest creation make me playing god?Also whats hammer space what other god like object, and *looks back at previous posts* oh. You did.Well to fill that gaping plot-hole...

Khan using his remote was able to reattune to the vibrational frequency of the mall fight universe and re-enter it.He then found the person who killed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg and engaged him in a Heavy Rain fight sequence that ended with the dog murderer placing a kitten with a knife in his back pocket.

OOC: Isn't having the ability to get out of Limbo with the same remote as the dogs controller, basically a god object? I mean, no one has ever gotten out of Limbo.

OOC:Thats because they dont have the Briliant Briliance of Lepre-Khan!

WHY CANT I DO THIS RIGHT!?Shouted Lepre-Khan, feebily trying to put a square block into a circular hole.
Alusion came out from behind Khan and grabbed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg controller and Dimensional Crossover Remote.
NOOO!NOT MY ODDLY TWO FUNCTION REMOTE!
Alusion looked at the device with glee.
Do you know what this means?He asked Khan.
That you'll finally be able to save money on your car insurance by switching to gieco?Asked Khan.
NOOO!THAT I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THIS DREADED DIMENSION!I'M FREE!FREE!

OOC:Controlling my character was your final nail in the coffin You freakin Lepre

 

[Lepre-Khan]

EDIT: Ninja'd. But my version was alot better.
I respawn in the Kittens 'N Knives store and proceed to chop off my arm with a cleaver. I then hid the severed limb in an undisclosed location and set off on my buisness. After all, I didn't take the watch off.

OOC:I agree.

Before he could get far however Lepre-Khan came at him and engaged him in a Heavy Rain style fight sequence.

OOC: SOMEONE GET RID OF THIS F$!%#%#%#%#%#KING CHEATING B!CTH OF A D@#N LEPREKHAN!!!!

OOC:What do you mean cheating?The Taco-Bell dog was destroyed and Lepre-Khan is pissed and fighting the guy who destroyed him?Isnt the dog being destroyed what you wanted?

Ha!My pocket is lined with electric circuitry designed to fry anything in my back pockets for precisely this reason!Said Lepre-Khan as the kitten and its knife were electrocuted to death.

Playing god to your own benefit (I know i did it, but it was for rules sake.) Not to mention, you just, reached into hammer space, and pulled out a god like object. Also, Didn't I send you into Limbo?

OOC:How does creating a robot that gets easily taken out in a funny Juxtaposition to how it was Khans greatest creation make me playing god?Also whats hammer space what other god like object, and *looks back at previous posts* oh. You did.Well to fill that gaping plot-hole...

Khan using his remote was able to reattune to the vibrational frequency of the mall fight universe and re-enter it.He then found the person who killed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg and engaged him in a Heavy Rain fight sequence that ended with the dog murderer placing a kitten with a knife in his back pocket.

OOC: Isn't having the ability to get out of Limbo with the same remote as the dogs controller, basically a god object? I mean, no one has ever gotten out of Limbo.

OOC:Thats because they dont have the Briliant Briliance of Lepre-Khan!

WHY CANT I DO THIS RIGHT!?Shouted Lepre-Khan, feebily trying to put a square block into a circular hole.
Alusion came out from behind Khan and grabbed his Taco-Bell Chiwawa Cyborg controller and Dimensional Crossover Remote.
NOOO!NOT MY ODDLY TWO FUNCTION REMOTE!
Alusion looked at the device with glee.
Do you know what this means?He asked Khan.
That you'll finally be able to save money on your car insurance by switching to gieco?Asked Khan.
NOOO!THAT I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE THIS DREADED DIMENSION!I'M FREE!FREE!

OOC:Controlling my character was your final nail in the coffin You freakin Lepre

OOC:Alright Fine. I'll leave.

Lepre-Khan snatched the controller from Alusin and used it to return to his own dimension.
So whered your device take you to Khan?Asked Booster.
Some universe where you fight to the death in a mall full of wierd and quircky stores.
Sounds like fun.Said Skeets.
I thought it was going to be but the people have gotten so up tight over there since the last time I was there.Not anything like over here!
Ganon burst into the room.
KHAN!MAKE ME SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS AND CHANGE THE CHANNEL TO SNOOTY TELEVISION BEFORE I CALL YOU SHALLOW AND PEDANTIC!
As your 21st century comedians would say:IRONY!Said Skeets.

 

[Alusin86]

OOC: This was probably the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me here.
Responing at the a gun store.
"Well I better stock up, I just released hell on earth."

 

[RockyH]

Rocky woke up in a strange mall and saw Alusin in a gun store. He instictivily grabbed a somehow portable wood chipper and placed it on Alusins head and giggled as his tattered remains sprayed out of it.

 

[Stone Wera]

I saw Rocky put someone through a portable wood chipper and snuck up behind him, grabbing a large pipe and bashing him over the head with it. While he was unconcious I locked him into a walk in freezer and set about my strange buisness...

 

[Alusin86]

Spawns inside the arcade
"So that's what people in man hunt feel. Wait....... ah crap."
Looking around me to see I'm trapped between a bunch of zombies.

 

[Stone Wera]

I walk back into the arcade to see Alusin trapped by zombies.
"WAIT!"
All zombies turned their eyes on me as I disproved their ability to move.
"If the blood is coagulated and the lungs aren't taking in air, the body can't produce the substance essential muscle movement! I learned it from the internet."
The zombies crumpled into moaning heaps on the floor, unable to move.
I turned my attention towards Alusin.
"You owe me."
I climbed back into my arcade fortress, and set up shop.

 

[Alusin86]

"We all know we're just going to kill each other later, plus it's not such a good idea to stay here, the zombies are still gonna spawn, not to mention, sooner or later a boss is gonna appear. So, I'm just gonna take my cinder block and leave."

 

[Stone Wera]

"Riiiiiiiiight... But I still proved they're impossible... In fact, they're not even dead. Watch your step."

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: Lives Tally

Ok I'm going to be helpful and post how many everyone has left. Oh and I'm not counting any lives lost due to the crazy antics of Lepre-Khan, ok. Oh and I'm only counting the people that have posted in the last 2 pages.

Stone Wera: 3
Alusin86: 3
RockyH: 4
Claymorez: 4
Knife-28: 5 [sub][sub]Yay![/sub][/sub]

Plan accordingly or you can kill everthing in sight, it's up to you.

 

[Stone Wera]

Whoo Hoo! I found a way around the lives system!

I then go to the Cars & Catapaults section of the mall and install wheels on the impenetrable fortress of arcade. I drive around, blasting stray dog and running over zombies who can't get out of the way. I roll until I come across RockyH, I release a swarm of vampire bats I got from the pet store on him and watch from the bullet proof window as they suck him dry of his blood and will to live.

 

[Alusin86]

I make it to Clown-ware store and head inside. Looking around I find nothing useful, (unless you were the Joker or Stone Wera.) but in the corner of my eye, I see a bunch of mini chainsaws.
" Well what do you know, It's dead rising all over again." I then grab two of them, and leave the store hacking and slashing though zombies.

 

[RockyH]

Waking up in a freezer, having not respawned, Rocky Realised he was a zombie. As he ran out of the walk in freezer, he saw Alusin hacking down zombies. He went up to him and tore off his head screaming 'Get off my brothers!'

 

[Alusin86]

Respawning at gun shop
I pick up a shotgun and quickly walk to Clown ware again. "Well then, prepare to die like your brothers." I then kick RockyH down and blast his head off with the shotgun.

OOC: If your a zombie, shouldn't the watch have brought you back to life?

 

[Stone Wera]

OOC: I think technically we're all zombies when the watch brings us back.

 

[Alusin86]

OOC: If we were zombies then the watch basically is defective, not bringing us back 100%

 

[Stone Wera]

OOC: It brings us back, but then we're back from the dead... Thus zombies.

OT: I head to the clown-ware store and rejoice at the hundreds of new and used clowing equipments. I leave my portable fortress behind and take all the things a clown dreams about. Hand buzzers, squirting flowers, and pies with mouse traps in them. I booby trap the fortress with all sorts of wonders and head off to the fountain.

 

[Terminate421]

I run into the sci-fi store to find a perfect copy of the actual Pulse Rifle from Aliens, I then run to the gun store across the hall and begin loading rounds into it.
After it is loaded, I take what ever ammo I can and await whatever threat I have in store.

 

[Claymorez]

I head to the book store and arm myself for any foe!

 

[Stone Wera]

I pass through the book store (and by pass through I mean plow through the walls) and see Claymorez. I open the hatch and toss a trap pie at his face before putting the pedal to the metal and speeding off.