Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Stone Wera]

I respawn in the automotive section.
"That was... Interesting..."
I run back to pet store and stuff my pants with fish, for no reason whatsoever. I then go to the local bookstore to ***** at the manager.

 

[Czargent Sane]

I am still hiding in the bathroom, talking to myself. sort of ranting about my situation really.

 

[Knife-28]

Adrenaline rushes through my system, my vision begins to blur.
There is a flash of light, vaporising the surrounding water. When it dissapates, I have changed.
A pair of demonic wings have erupted from my back, along with 4 tentacles. My nails have sharpened into claws and ny skin and hair have turned the deepest black, with the exception of my eyes and the roots of my hair, which have turned blood red.
Attack, Kill
I took up and see the Manager-Sister hybrid standing there looking confused. Before it can regain it's composure I prounce. I dig my hands into it's cheast and tear the Manager-Sister hybrid in half.
One half reforms into SirBryghtside's Hot Sister and the other into the Manager.
"Ah, that's better" says the Manager "It does get tiresome shairing a body".

 

[Ren3004]

I go to the toilet and hear Sane talking to himself.

"Pretty ironic for someone named Sane..."

 

[Czargent Sane]

"whoa! what the hell!"
i shout incredulously brandishing a nearby pushbroom
"one; my name is supposed to be ironic anyways, and B. how the hell do you know my name?"

 

[Stone Wera]

Suddenly I get the strangest feeling that a betentacled winged monster is going to rip me asunder...
"Oh well, it's probably nothing..."
I go about my buisness waiting tables in the several resturants I don't work in.

 

[Knife-28]

"We have waited long enough. The hunt begins. Go, and take the fighters' remaining lives. I have a score to settle with Ren, so leave him well alone for me."

My primal insticts fog over my judgement and I attack the first thing I see, SIRDARKSIDE. Unfortunately he hits me into the fountain, knocking me unconscious.

 

[Stone Wera]

That's wierd... I think to myself. That customer looks familiar.

And then it hits me!

"Xandus!"

I unleash the bat horde on Xandus, they swarm his car, clawing and biting at the windows.

 

[Stone Wera]

I hop in my clown car and drive up to Xandus, I throw a live salmon in his car and drive away faster than I can talk. The salmon looks up to Xandus, and reveals the stick of dynamite in his mouth. He seems to smile before exploding, taking Xandus and most of the bats with him. The remaining bats fly back to me, cozying up in my sleeves.

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: Wait, What?

Sir, how am I attacking people. I was knocked unconscious,unconscious

As I wallow in UNCONSCIOUSNESS I see the souls of past mall fighters. I say hi, and converse with them on past battles.

 

[Bluedemon322]

[color=4300EE]"Well, hello Knife!"[/color]
Knife looks around, unable to see the source of the voice
[color=4300EE]"The statue!"[/color]
Then Knife notices the Blue statue of some demon. For some reason, the eyes grow red
despite it being a statue. The voice seems to be coming from the statue.
[color=4300EE]"Finally, somebody has come to free me from my bonds..."[/color]

[color=10CC00]"Actually,"Knife interupts," Im just unconscious!"[/color]

[color=4300EE]"Whatever. Just press that red button in front of you."[/color]

[color=10CC00]"Nah, I'l just be going now..."[/color]

"Did I mention the red button makes pie?"
[color=10CC00] PIE![/color]

Knife runs up and presses the button, and a pie appears. Knife eats the pie, and as soon
as he finishes falls over and dies. When he awakens, he is in the mall again, the demon from his dream is standing in front of him, no longer a statue
"FREEDOM! AT LAST! MUAHAHAHAHAHA*cough* Thank you mortal!"
The demon shoots a fireball at knife, toasting him to a crisp. As his ashes fall the demon charges over to Guns 'R' Us, and steals a minigun, then runs off into the mall


OOC: How was that?

 

[Stone Wera]

OOC: Good.

I respawn inside a giant goldfish bowl, unable to escape.

 

[Bluedemon322]

The blue demon sees a blue Lamborghini advertising the Win a Car Raffle.
He jumps in, turns the keys somebody foolishly left in the ignition, and immediately crashes into the local pet store, killing 3 bunnies, some goldfish, and smashing a tank filled with carnivorous demon pups, who immediately run off and start ripping customers to shreds. The demon then gets out of his car, grabs a tank filled with piranhas, and pours them all into the giant fishbowl with the struggling guy inside. The demon laughs as the man is overwhelmed by the fish and the water turns red with his blood.

 

[Czargent Sane]

I have removed the head from my pushbroom, and am still hiding in the bathroom.

 

[Stone Wera]

"NOOOOOOOO!"
I scream as the giant fishbowl beside me is filled with pirhanas.
"GARY! WHY?"
The man whom I had everything in common with was torn to shreds, and the water turned red with blood, his screams still ringing in my ears.
"You evil, bastard! Pirhanas! Why didn't I think of that!?"
I turned to the blue man who had killed the man (as it turns out) I was planning to kill... Because there can only be one!
"What're you a member of the Blue Man Group or something?"

 

[PowerFuse]

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES.

I thought this would be fun, so I joined up.

*Spawns in Sporting Goods, takes ice skates to cut someone's jugular.*

 

[Knife-28]

[HEADING=1]Knife-28[/HEADING]
I respawn in the 'Demonic Accessories' store, as my new demonic self.
"Hey, there's only room for one humanoid demon in this mall!"

[HEADING=1]SIRDARKSIDE[/HEADING]
"Ahem....."

[HEADING=1]Knife-28[/HEADING]
"I said 'Humanoid', Sir[sub]deaf[/sub]side"
Before I can cop a blow from Sir, I walk to the nearby pet store and see Wera confronting Blue.
"Eat foreign car fools!"
I then pick up Blue's Lamborghini with my tentacles and throw it at him and Wera.

 

[PowerFuse]

I sneak up on Wera ready to slit his throat, when a flying car heads toward me.
"Shit!"
I duck as the car sails over my head and explodes.