Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Stone Wera]

The explosion breaks the goldfish bowl, freeing me. I hear someone shouting behind me and look to see some one who had apparently intended to sneak attack me from inside my bowl. I grab a shard of glass and shove it through his eye, then make like a tree and photosynthisize.

 

[PowerFuse]

AGGHHHH!!

I pull out the shard, not being deep enough to stab my brain, and give chase. Once I've caught up, I tackle Wera and jam the shard into his neck, Assassin's Creed style.

 

[Zirat]

I suddenly come back in the middle of the mall fountain. "What happened to me..." I say as I look around "oh... shit" I say as I realize im back in the mall. I wander off in A rando direction

 

[Stone Wera]

I respawn in the Crowbars R' Us store and arm myself to the teeth with all manner and lengths of crowbar.

 

[Stone Wera]

I walk outside to see some psycho danicing in the middle of the mall. I toss a crowbar at him at hit him in the head, fracturing his skull. He lands in the fountain and goes down the drain, into the unknown...

 

[Knife-28]

I wander over to where Blue is dragging himself away from the burning pet store. I snap a respawn watch on his wrist. "Happy Birthday" I say. I then beat him over the head with a shamless plug.

 

[PowerFuse]

I shoot a tranquilizer dart at Knife, then drag his unconscious body (GET YOUR MINDS OUTTA DA GUTTER!) over to the kitchen appliance store where I put his head in a microwave, set the timer, and walk away while his head asplodes.

 

[Bluedemon322]

"what are you, a member of the Blue Man group?"

"Actually, I'm a demo..."

Lambo flies over the demons head and explodes. The demon is thrown from the Pet Store and lands, dazed, as he starts getting to his feet somebody jumps on his back and snaps his wrist. The demon fades into shadow and appears behind his assailant. The demon notices that its the human he killed earlier.[/i]

"But...how did you survive? I killed you myself..."

The demon then notices that Knife has stolen his idea.

"************!"

The demon sprouts blades from his hands and garrotes Knife

 

[Czargent Sane]

I have sharpened my broom handle.

 

[Bluedemon322]

The demon, noticing the sounds of broom-handle sharpening, runs into the restrooms brandishing two flaming swords,. As he moves in, he sees graffiti of peace signs and anti-war propaganda. He shoots a fireball at the wall, demolishing it along with the graffiti. He then moves on, and sees legs through the bottom of one of the stalls. He kicks through the door, crushing Sane against the wall, then throws the door out of the way. The demon then...GOES INTO FIRST PERSON MODE

I grab Sane, laugh as he attempts to stab me with a broom, slash his arm off, and drag him to The Butchers[sup]TM[/sup] take a lead weight, then tie it around him and drop him in the bottomless fountain

 

[Stone Wera]

I see another person by the fountain, I throw a crowbar at his head, fracturing his skull. He falls in as well and goes down into the sewers along with that dancing fool.

 

[Ren3004]

I come out of the furniture store.

"What the hell is going on"?

 

[Bluedemon322]

"Dont try anything. I've got some questions for youj

As soon as I chuck Sane into the fountain something hits me in the back of the head and I blackout. When I regain consciousness, I find myself with a lightsaber held to my neck and a glock up against my ear. I grumble in a gravelly voice, not unlike that of an old smoker "What do you want?"

 

[Ren3004]

I take a walk around the mall and hear some noise coming down from he sewers. Obviously, I decide to check it out.

 

[Stone Wera]

I see someone else walk up to the fountain. He's clearly going into the sewers on his own but I hit him in the head with a crowbar just to be sure.

 

[Czargent Sane]

not having let go of the demon with my remaining arm, legs and teeth, I act as dead weight (literally) and drag him into the fountain, killing him and severely water logging my corpse

 

[Ren3004]

I fall to the ground as I'm hit in the head by a crowbar. Fortunately, I don't lose conciousness and manage to throw a brick at my attacker.