Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I calm down a little, "Well I get several different powers from a witch, and one them is to know when nuts are being cracked."
Suddenly, Waffles get's his throat slit from behind. Fury is me has showed up in the mall again, only female now with green hair and carrying a large knife and stun gun. And insane look curls up on my face. "You're next." I say to Martintox.
I respawn in nearby Game Stop and teleport in front of Fury, "WHAT THE HELL MA-HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE BOOBIES!"
I dive into a pool I filled with walnuts and begin punching them, until all that is left is cracked shells and squirrel bait.
I notice two people, one who's apparently had a mental breakdown. I whistle to them and ready my robolasercannonarm.
"Say hello to my (not so) little friend!"
I fire a blast from my RLCA, disentergrating them both and blowing a hole through the mall.
"HOT DAMN! And I thought the GPS feature was impressive!"
"Say hello to my (not so) little friend!"
I fire a blast from my RLCA, disentergrating them both and blowing a hole through the mall.
"HOT DAMN! And I thought the GPS feature was impressive!"
I respawn in a Victoria Secret, "They're gone...They're gone...They're-Hello!" I put pink panties on my head.
Respawns in the Manga store. "Heheheheheh. Time to di- SWEET! THEY HAVE HIGURASHI!!!" Sits down next to martin and reads them.
I sniff some bras, "Oh! Awesome!" Zombies start surrounding the store, I crack my neck and fingers, "Taste got lead, bitches!" I pull out two Waffle N. Bacon Bran Uzis and shoot my through the zombies.
I wander around the mall until I come across the fountain, again.
"That reminds me, what happened to the plot?"
"That reminds me, what happened to the plot?"
I lean frowards inot the fountain and am caught off gaurd by a sword stuck through my chest that kills me Sephiroth style and I respawn inside a cow's lungs.
I blow on the steaming barrels of the Waffles N. Bacon Uzis, "Easy-Peasy!" I spin the Uzis and put them back in my pockets, I leave Victoria Secrets, panties still on head, whistling a happy tune.
