Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I fly away to the radio shack and start looking for a kiddie piano.
"I always wanted to kill someone with one of these!"
"I always wanted to kill someone with one of these!"
"Too late!" Says I as My First Piano (tm) is flung at the unbreakable Plexiglas window, which it immediately bounces off of.
"THE FLOOR DESTROYER!" I take back my sword. "Tell ya what if you find my Ceiling Destroyer," I take of my scouter that nobody noticed "I shall give OVER 9000 DOLLARS!" I break the scouter with sheer power, "'K?"
The cow begins running around the wall, randomly smashing into walls and such. It wanders into the Radio Shack and rams into Tox, sending him flying.
"Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"......I have a feeling he forgot all about me..." I walk slowly and sees a cow, "STEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!" I chase the cow.
I catch the Ceiling Destroyer in midair. "YEAH!!! TIME TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!" I set down the three swords and speak in an ancient language.
"About to destroy everything known and unknown." I say with a smile on my face, "THE POWER TO DESTROY HEAVEN!" The Ceiling Destroyer glowed, "THE POWER TO DESTROY EARTH!" The Table Destroyer glowed, "AND THE POWER TO DESTROY HELL!" The Floor Destroyer glowed, "I SUMMON YOU!" I glow with a blinding light.
"You know about the swords of the everything?! Wait-THERE'S A SECOND WAFFLES!? BULLSHIT! I HAVE MY NAME COPYRIGHTED!"