A whistle a happy song as I go into the back of the store, "Hey, Tox~! Found Prototype!" I say as a stare a giant wall of the game.
Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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"There they are!" I say as I see a door with "X360s" written on it in red paint. I quickly open the door and fall down a bottom less pit, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The cow Waffles forgot about sneaks up behind him while he's distracted by Airplane. It jumps on top of him and begins stomping him into a pile of bloody mush.
"Mooo! Don't forget we're here to kill each other!"
"Mooo! Don't forget we're here to kill each other!"
I burst out of the cow's burnt carcass.
"I'm free!"
I then grab a knife and shove it through Tox's skull.
"I'm free!"
I then grab a knife and shove it through Tox's skull.
I get up, "DAMMIT, STONE! YOU MADE ME CRUSH MY BLOOD CAPSULES!" I dropkick Stone as soon as he got out.
I get up from my dropkicked, grabing a nearby can of Whoop-Ass[sup]TM[/sup] from a shelf and rip the tab off, tossing it at W&B. While he's distracted by the can, I run up to him and bite his face.
"AH! LET GO, STONE!" I accidentally open the can of Whoop-Ass[sup]TM[/sup] and Chuck Norris popped out, "Chuck No-" I get punched with his third fist and then he runs away.
I jump out of the ball pit and look around. "Well, that was fun, but I need to get back to the mall." I walk out of the store and into the main area of the mall. "Good, now, I need to find four hand grenades, a dozen carrot, and a beaver." I go walking off to the supermarket.