Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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I spawn crammed inside a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup. I roll on the ground until I hit something that feels like martintox's foot.
"Mrfrmf!"
My cries for help are muffled and intelligible. I hope whoever's foot this si get's the gist of what I said.
"Mrfrmf!"
My cries for help are muffled and intelligible. I hope whoever's foot this si get's the gist of what I said.
I feel a dart hit me in the back of the head. "Now you stop that, little mister! You shouldn't go around shooting people with darts! You should use poison arrows, not darts!" I take out a bow and shoot Kikon in the face with a poison arrow, then fall over dead. I respawn int he beaver emporium. Sadly, it is not the cuddly little creatures, but a collection of pictures of female reproductive organs.
I see soup by Tox's feet, "Hey! Soup!" I read the label, "Ew. Tomato soup!" I throw the can into a fountain.
I jump out of the can, and run away into the Radio Shack, smacking people upside the head for no descernable reason.
I get smacked upside the head, "What the hell?" I say as I rub my head, then pull out the Waffle N. Bacon Brand chainsaw and start slicing up zombies.
I jump behind a giant potted plant to avoid the chainsaw wrath. When they're done, I sprint from the safety of my plant and grab a Keanu Reeves statuette.
"Stand back! I've got a lil' Keanu and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Of course, I'm shouting at a nearby child. When I get bored threatening him, I pop his balloon and enter the pet shop. I stuff my shirt full of fish and grab a jar of fish food, my secret weapon.
"Stand back! I've got a lil' Keanu and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Of course, I'm shouting at a nearby child. When I get bored threatening him, I pop his balloon and enter the pet shop. I stuff my shirt full of fish and grab a jar of fish food, my secret weapon.
"AAAAH!"
I throw fish food at the chainsaws, the fish burst from my shirt and collide with the chainsaws, chunks of unprossed fish sticks clogging up the chainsaws, breaking them.
I draw my Keanu statuette and smack martintox upside the head with it. Knocking him out. I then turn my attention to the ball pit. There's an anaconda in there somewhere.
I throw fish food at the chainsaws, the fish burst from my shirt and collide with the chainsaws, chunks of unprossed fish sticks clogging up the chainsaws, breaking them.
I draw my Keanu statuette and smack martintox upside the head with it. Knocking him out. I then turn my attention to the ball pit. There's an anaconda in there somewhere.
I'm still in shock and then I see Kikon with grenades, "LOOK OUT HE'S GOT MOHAWK GRENADES!!!" I say in slow motion.