Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[smaug85]

appears in hardware store.
Takes ax and runs to canada before hitting martintox in the eyes and then being pulled away to mall.
throws down ax.
takes hydrogen canister, attaches canister to leaf blower, takes lighter and attaches it to front of leaf blower, voila! FLAMETHROWER!

 

[smaug85]

I drop to the ground while shooting it with fire, it lights on fire and goes around the world going super fast straight at the back of martintox head

 

[XThecommander]

I spawn on a giant zero "where am I?" *looks down and sees mall*
"Great, well, im going to end this." *climbs the giant zero while playing bloody tears from castlevania.*

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn between Tox and Smaug. Befor I am attacked, I pick them up in each hand and throw the back into the mall, causing them to faceplant into the 'Sharp & Pointy things' store.

 

[Ren3004]

For some reason, I respawn in Canada. I immediately pick up a hockey stick and start killing people.

 

[Ren3004]

I get hit by a snowball in the face. I immediately return fire, by throwing snowballs with my hockey stick.

 

[Claymorez]

I respawn in a movie theatre showing Scott pilgram. It's sirbryghtsides favourite film so I know he will fall into my trap that consists of me armed with a bag of old jelly beans and popcorn I stole from a small monkey outside.

 

[smaug85]

I dodge the sharp things and take a gun from auto-hits R us and shot the super fast bullet that nobody can dodge even if they say they dodged it it is IMPOSSIBLE and fire every bullet in the store into Martintox

 

[Knife-28]

Unfortulently, Smaug forgot to dodge the pointy things and he dies of blood loss.

 

[XThecommander]

I aim at the sky, and shoot a missle towards the binary wall, it explodes and the sky starts to flicker. Above the binary world I see a giant city in the sky and I take a convinently placed elevator to it.

 

[smaug85]

sharp and pointy are same i dodged both, even if you said you dodged it you were hit [auto-hits-R-us] they defy phisics and turn around and go straight at you.

 

[XThecommander]

*looks over at martintox.* Sorry sir, we can't die here, so don't even try
*points to giant glass screen.* We escape this world, once and for all, did I mention they have cookies there?

 

[Claymorez]

I can smell the jelly beans I left out being eaten as their smell begins to fade.

I count.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...10

Nothing happens.

I turn around and look at the back of the cinema.

Then the back wall explodes in popcorn.

 

[XThecommander]

I fire a missle at the giant glass screen, and I jump out of it, I look back and realize it was a giant TV screen, I then proceed to look around

"Yes! I'm fre... Wait a minute"
*realizes that this is a mall, but its in real life, and on a space station.*
"Oh well."
*Grabs Pulse rifle, and proceeds to walk through the space mall.*

 

[Ren3004]

I drop down from the ceiling in my awesome House costume and beat Martin with a cane.

 

[Knife-28]

I drop down from the rafters behind Tox and rip his head off.

 

[Knife-28]

After exploring the space station for 4 days, I reach the center and place a bomb. I then explode said bomb.

 

[Knife-28]

Several chunks of the space station hit Tox in the face, repeatedly.

 

[Claymorez]

Just as the movie starts a picture of myself appears on screen and announces to sirbryhtside:

"Fool - now your cannon is out of power your trapped inside by the popcorn. Your only food sources...POPCORN...and when thats done, for your next meal POPCORN! MUHAHAHAHAAH. But don't worry - to keep you entertained I thought I'd show you the true never before released version of Scott Pilgram...Enjoy".

The screen goes blank and then the opening title screen begins.

"A Claymorez Inc. Escapist Production Presents: The Director's Final Cut - Extended Edition of The Original Scott Pilgram Vs. The World film shoot..."

Then this starts to play with the volume turned right up:


Its on a constant loop!

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the theater and throw a crowbar at the screen.