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Stone Wera

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The Uhluthcs watch as martintox and the rest slaughter the Cthulhus.
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"
"MY WORD! WHO KNEW THEY WERE FILLED WITH SO MUCH BLOOD?"

They stand back as blood jets from the dying Cthulhus.
 
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Woah, woah, woah, woah!... Woah!... [sub]Woah!...[/sub] Sam G already killed your clone, you can't go back in time, it's first come first serve, cut up Sam G on the surface, and respawn your clone. Now if you found a talisman of time travelling then it'd be okay... Not saying their is, we'd need to create a slew of new talismans... Not saying we can in a few posts, we'd need to get all the paperwork done and signed in triplicate, sacrifice a goat, and shave our heads and drink the kool-aid.
 
Ren3004

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Stone Wera said:
Woah, woah, woah, woah!... Woah!... [sub]Woah!...[/sub] Sam G already killed your clone, you can't go back in time, it's first come first serve, cut up Sam G on the surface, and respawn your clone. Now if you found a talisman of time travelling then it'd be okay... Not saying their is, we'd need to create a slew of new talismans... Not saying we can in a few posts, we'd need to get all the paperwork done and signed in triplicate, sacrifice a goat, and shave our heads and drink the kool-aid.
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Was that for me? I thought he was alive all the way up there when I said he knocked me out.
 
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Ah, okay.

I see Martintox and Xotnitram getting to the 420th floor.

Hey, guys. What are you two doing here?
 
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"Oh, let's make this shit happen," Mecha-Me says, detracting a pair of blades from his forearms. I feel like we're missing something, though..." As Brightside and I advance towards G-Man, with me pondering what that something could be, it suddenly hits me. And then the epic fight music kicks in. [http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/valhalla]
"Ah, now that's more like it!" I declare, springing into the air and descending down on the G-Man with my blades flashing.
 
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Unrelenting, Mecha-I pick up Bryghtside's corpse, spin around and try to hit G-Man with it. He ducks, plants the pistol in Mecha-my stomach and attempts to pull the trigger; unfortunately for him, he has fallen victim to one of Mecha-my IMPROBABILITY RUSES. He discovers that a number of tiny metal ants crawled out of the circuitry in Mecha-my body when he hit Mecha-me with the briefcase, then crawled along down to his trigger finger. The ants bite down, causing him a fair degree of displeasure, and Mecha-I backflip away, throwing shards of glass at him as Mecha-I go to ensure Mecha-my safe retreat.
 
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"Gah, this plot is to hard to follow, I'm out of here." I jump through a convenient portal back to The Mall. The portal closes behind me and decide to go pony-trekking under the sea.
 
Stone Wera

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Wera Stone and I dash through the twisting labrynth of the sewers, Kuvgforz close behind us.
"Don't you want to help us raise money to buy new crutches for the orphanage? Or serve porridge to the homeless? Or maybe we could--"
"No, we don't want to do anything of the like, we want to go home, LEAVE US ALONE!"
"But don't you love the warm fuzzy feeling that bubbles up inside of you when you help those less fortunate than you?"
"NO!"
We shout in unison. I see a small glimmer up ahead, I sprint towards it, jumping in the huge pile of talismans and fish through them, grabbing the Chad Warrden and sucking it's power. I jam the blade in the ground, opening a portal to the Mall.

Zrofgvuk sits on top of the mall, being fanned and fed grapes by several players with chains around their legs.
"Zrofgvuk, have you stopped Gryfulthyuth yet?"
"Eh, maybe later, right now I'm on break."
"Listen, you--"
"Don't worry, I've stopped Stone Wera and no one else cares enough about this plot anymore to--"
I run up to Zrofgvuk from behind, flipping his chair and striking the chain of one player with Hrfyulgh, breaking the chain and freeing her.
"Finally!"
"Your welcome, now help me kill the wizard!"
"In just a minute, I've been fanning for a long time, my arms are sore, I need time to stretch, and--"
"Oh for God's sake just hold him down while I punch him!"
She grabs Zrofgvuk by the shoulders and pins him the floor while I proceed to beat him senseless. After the player and I are done pounding him, we grab him and throw him from the roof, to an unfortunate meeting with the pavement.
"Well I was hoping for a more climactic battle."
"Eh, the plot was getting old anyways."
 
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Sensing the plot is no longer running, I crash my seahorse through the window and into Wera.
 
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"Watch where your riding your landseahorse, you could've killed me."
"Hello."
"Why are you even still here?"
"I figured we could use a spare character to yank around, in case another plot rears it's head."
"I'm okay with that, how about you, Knife-28?"
"Well, I think--"
"It's settled then, what's your name?"
"My frineds call me Paxton Westerguard Anacotrez Washington, but you're not my friends. I'm Doctor Hege."
"You're a doctor?"
"Not really, I had change my name to avoid the Russian mob and thought that being a fake doctor would be fun."
I exchange confused a glance with Knife-28.
"Well, I'll see you jerkwads later, I've got bigger fish to fry."
She enters the elevator and goes down to the lobby, upon spotting martintox, she dives behind the lobby.
Hope he didn't see me, I've got to find a weapon.
She scans the room, picking up a paperweight and chucking it at his head, it shatters, leaving a peice or two stuck in the back of his head. She tackles him, tossing the blade across the room, before pinning him and preparing to drive a shard of paperweight into his neck.
 
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Angered at the loose plot threads, I go into full Bitentacled Winged Beast mode and rip Wera asunder.
 
Ren3004

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I wake up and notice a 2x4 lying next to me. I grab it and go in the direction of the supermarket, having a most curious hunger for chocolate fudge ice cream.
 
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Dr. Hege grabs a vase and tosses it at the fleeing man, the gaping wound in her chest bleeding profusely.
"Get back here and fight, you katana wielding ass!"
 
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