Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Their munitions hit the pillowcase I had placed in a faced away swirly chair stuffed with grenades - the heat from their explosions is sufficient to heat the un-popped self expanding popcorn I had hidden in the walls causing yet another avalanche of popcorn - but this time the floor also explodes from the c4 I had planted - sending them into the sewers.
When they finally awake from their fall - red eyes and gibbon screeches can be seen and heard from the darkness around them.
When they finally awake from their fall - red eyes and gibbon screeches can be seen and heard from the darkness around them.
You teleport into my driveway (that's right just because we live in a mall doesn't mean I don't have a mansion hidden in one of the stores).
I walk out of the front door and motion to Xotnitram.
"Excellent work you brought our newest recruit with you so we can get sirbryhtside and his cronies! Martintox you will have of course all the rights of your new employment - health and dental coverage, club membership cards, 6 weeks holiday annual plans and as of last Tuesday I am informed by my associates you also get 6 months paid maternity leave however thats possible."
I walk out of the front door and motion to Xotnitram.
"Excellent work you brought our newest recruit with you so we can get sirbryhtside and his cronies! Martintox you will have of course all the rights of your new employment - health and dental coverage, club membership cards, 6 weeks holiday annual plans and as of last Tuesday I am informed by my associates you also get 6 months paid maternity leave however thats possible."
I hear a creak and spin around, Tanto at the ready. I look around, but all I see are shelves of Teddy bears. I sheath my Tanto when one of the teddy bears moves. I look on in shock as the bears come alive. "Tox...." I am unable to finish the sentence, as the teddy bears pounce, smuthering me and Tox.
Loving teddy bears and under the effects of a questionably prepared fried rat I had 5 minutes ago mean I lose sight of who is who and come vaulting over a nearby cashier station armed in a bathrobe with a fanatical belief in God, questionable science and a rubber duck held over my head. My mouth is open but no words come out, which I like to believe makes it all the more intimidating as I run at Martintox.
I awake strapped to a table. "Um, hello, anyone there?" I hear a creak from beside me and I whip my head around to see a Teddy bear."Um...hi, could you let me out please?" The Teddy stays silent and I hear a scrape from the other side of me. I turn my head and see a Teddy sharpening a rather large knife. "Well crap"
Around me the Teddys start chanting in a strange, half heard voice. The one sharpinging the knife stops, stands and walks over to me. "You know, this is ironic considering my na-AAARRRRGGGGG." I cry out in pain at the teddy cuts a vetrical line the length of my breast bone. The teddy cuts 3 more lines, two parallel to the first and the third horizontally, connecting the first 3. When finished, the cuts resemble a three pronged fork. The teddys, chant's stop and the knife plunges throung the center of the cuts. I take a final, raggered breath and then fall, dead.
There is a low muffled *Puff* from behind Tox. The Pail man twitches and brings a slender limb up to his neck. His 'hand' comes away with a small dart and 'he' collapses. The trees behind Tox rustle, and he spins around but he his greeted by fog. When he turns back around, the pale man is gone.