Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[MrJKapowey]

I flail randomly at K-28, luckily one of the shards slashes his throat and he collapses to the ground, as the blood flows across the canteen floor. Lucky I hit you with the thin bit eh?

 

[MrJKapowey]

DAMN! My one (of FIVE THOOSAND!) weakness. I sit down and begin to eat some dinner.

 

[Knife-28]

A toy crocodile comes alive and bites down on Tox's leg, crushing it, due to the rather large vice in it's mouth.

 

[Knife-28]

I come out of nowhere and tackle Tox, unfortunately I get flung through a door in the process.

 

[MrJKapowey]

I spawn on the floor below and am hit by a flying knife. I get up after a bit and trip over, falling onto him and removing his last hitpoint. Poor K28!

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn a short way away from Sir. "Sir, your back!" I say before I pull the lighting gun from District 9 out of my back pocket and blow Sir into bloody chunks.

 

[Knife-28]

"OI! Let me go!" I say to Tox, who promply drops me. As I dust myself off, I see a mutant welding a fat mat charging towards me. "Umm Tox, wait up!" I say as I run after Tox.

 

[MrJKapowey]

I spawn in a generic furniture store and peek out as Tox runs past.

"What the hell?"

I pick up a 'wet floor' sign and smash Knife with it as he chases after Tox.

"Take that!"

 

[Knife-28]

I blow up Tox's Ultima Collection with my brain powers.

 

[Knife-28]

With my mind powers, I stop the bullets, and reflect them back at Tox's face.

 

[Knife-28]

I swing down behind Tox and stab him in the face while he's taking my stuff, off my clone!

 

[Knife-28]

Once again, Tox slices off a decoys head, so I punch him in the face, and steal his stuff.

 

[Knife-28]

Robo Drone 13457 Happens to spot Tox, and vaporises him.

Spoiler: OOC

I wish someone else (Other than Tox) would post, I really don't want this to die -_-

 

[Knife-28]

Tox, however, forgot to turn on the lights, and was eaten by a Grue.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the food court. "Say Tox, have you eaten my sandwich?"

 

[Knife-28]

I pull the pin on the grenade in my hand and blow me and Tox up, respawn, and grab my stuff. As I grab my stuff however, my hand brushes against my chared corpse and everybody in the mall is turned into......a pony! (Insert dramatic music)

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Charges with a shopping cart full of chain saws and pitchforks*
"THIS IS MY STOOOOOORE!!!"

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Pins you to a wall*
"THAT WILL BE $10.50, SIR!"

 

[Knife-28]

A winged bitentacled deamon rips Tox asunder.

 

[My name is Fiction]

ANOTHER LOOTER!!!
*runs in circles*