Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Knife-28]

I impale Tox with a rainbow that I totally shot out of my ass.

 

[Knife-28]

As Tox runs outside the Sharp and Pointy things store, I step out from the shadows and throw a knife in his eye. I am then crushed by a piece of the planet Molxa that crashes through one of the undamaged skylights of The Mall. Out of the steaming crater, emerges.......A CHEESEBURGER SPIDER!.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I spawn the Generically Named Weapon Store.
"Holy soup on a stick! They have everything!" I say as I take pair of brass knuckles, sawed off double barrel and possibly magical/demonic scythe.
I walk out and spot Tox staring down Cheeseburger Spider.
"Tox...." I say menacingly, I run toward Tox, clipping one of the legs of the cheeseburger spider and dynamically punch him the nads.
"You know what you did!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Y'know! In the other place, that's not 'here'!" I said, trying my best not to break the fourth wall.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Damn it all!" I said, stomping, "Now, we know we're in a thread!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Dog dang it all, Tox, do you know how long it takes to fix the fourth wall!? Plus, if anyone makes a guest appearance it'll be Deadpool!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I shot into the air, "Show them who's dominate, Tox!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I jump upon a on the giraffe's back, "Come now, Tox! Let us go to the magical isle of the Pineapple King!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Seriously, Waffles, you though you would get away with this?"
"Shut up, Admiral!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I study Tox as he is hooked up to a simulated reality machine.
"Wow, he pretty messed up."

Spoiler: OOC

Sorry, mate. This was just getting no where.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I hooked you up to a simulated reality machine for my own amusement." I said, the cheeseburger spider roared, "By the way, we might wanna get rid of ArachnMac here."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I prep my magical/demonic scythe, "CHARGE!" I say as start attacking the ArchnMac.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I chop off one of the ArchnMac's leg then slice his underbelly.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I hop on top the ArchnMac and blast it with the SODB.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The ArchnMac fell, "Yeah, I know, I'm awesome."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Who's that, Tox? Friend of yours?"

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Comes in with a shoping cart full of chain saws and pitchforks*
"THIS IS MY STORE!!!!!!!"

Spoiler

 

[My name is Fiction]

*Charges and pins you to a concret wall*
Then shoots over and over with a shotgun*
"SLASHING PRICES EVERY DAY!!!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I respawn in the food court
"Stupid lag..." I say as I build a fort out of food items for no reason.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I felt something, something I haven't felt in a while. It was filled with fear and happiness.
Cthulu. Was. Back!
My food fort gained treads and I rode around the mall.