Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

I am somewhere I shouldn't be (I'll leave that to your imagination), after the burning of food Fort and construction of the shotgun fort and fort made out of turkey wings. It's inappropriately named but who cares?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

My shotgun fort is destroyed, "The hell, Bryght!?" I blast him with a the turkey leg, a name I choose for shotguns.

 

[Ren3004]

*kicks Waffles*

Yeah, that will teach him...

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and see both Ren and Sir Bryghtside are back. I then run up to them and hug them, explosivly.

 

[Ren3004]

A bit of me hits martin, killing him. As I respawn, I say "Not too much..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I collect pieces of Ren in a jar after being kicked.

 

[My name is Fiction]

*appears out of nowhere*
THIS IS MHA STORE!
*Pins random person to a wall with a shopping cart full of chainsaws and pitchforks*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey!" I say angrily to Fiction, "You killed Bryght!" I then bring out my shotgun, «"Prepare to cease living!"

 

[Ren3004]

I enter the puppy store and grab the cash register. I proceed to violently bludgeon every puppy to death.

 

[Ren3004]

Unknowingly, I kill a puppy that is actually a time-space god.


The entire mall is now in a wormhole.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get sucked into a wormhole, "With my dying breath, I curse Zoidbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerg!" I say as I get sucked in.

27 Years Later

As I ponder quick way to die, I hit a metal box with a door
"...What the hell..." I say in a old decrepit tone, the door opens.
"'Ello!" says a man in suit and bowtie, "What have we here?"

 

[Ren3004]

Passing through the wormhole seems to have had the slight side effect of fusing me with Paris Hilton. I die a slow, painful death, as thousands of STDs pass through my bloodstream.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I look at Bryght with my old decrepit eyes, "Bryght...Is that you?" I grab my chest, a brown haired man run towards me, "Doctor, what's wrong with him!?" he says.

"Isn't it obvious?" The supposed 'Doctor' says, in a playful but still serious voice, "He's dying!"

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn, this time on top of a llama. I ride the llama until I see more people. Sir Bryghtside is opening a Police Box, and inside is an old dying man. I dismount from my llama and run towards Sir.

"My name is Ren3004. You killed my dragon. Prepare to die."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...This is the weirdest trip we've been on." The red-haired woman said, "And that's saying something!"

"Amazing!" The 'Doctor' said, "Not only are you riding a llama through a interdimensional wormhole, but a Princess Bride reference! I applaud you sir!"

"R-Ren too?..." I say, weakly.

 

[Ren3004]

I turn towards the dying man. "Who are y- Oh, my god... Waffles?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I slowly hobble toward Ren and embraces him, "I-I thought I'd never see you again!" I bust out crying.

 

[Ren3004]

"Me too!"

*stabs Waffles's neck*

"Sorry... Old habits..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I die.

The brown haired man ran to my dead body, "Why do you do t-" My body disappeared.

"...I never experienced anything like these people." said The Doctor.

Meanwhile!

I respawn in a dark place, my youth restored, "I'm alive! I'M ALIVE! THANK YOU REN!" I say happily.

"

EXTERMINATE!

" says a cold robotic voice.

"...Fuck." I say.

 

[Ren3004]

I grab Sir Bryghtside's body and take him out of the Police Box.

"Hey, where are you going?" asked the man they called Doctor.

I don't answer. I have more important things in mind. During my travel through the wormhole, I saw... things. Terrible things... That if unleashed could destroy us all. I knew I'd have to find a way to take everyone back to our reality, and fast.


"HIIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!"

The otherworldly laugh chills me to the bone. I grind to a halt.

"Oh no..." I say out loud "She's here."